Wonderful Definitions

-School

A place where Parents pay and children play


-Life Insurance

A contract that keeps you poor all your life

so that you can die Rich.


-Nurse:

A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


-Marriage

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..


-Divorce

Future tense of Marriage.


-Tears

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.


-Lecture

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"


-Conference

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


-Compromise

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


-Dictionary

A place where success comes before work


- Conference Room

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on


-Father

A banker provided by nature


-Criminal

A person no different from the rest

....except that he/she got caught


-Boss

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


-Politician

One who shakes your hand before elections and

your Confidence after


-DOCTOR

A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


-Classic

Books, which people praise, but do not read.


-Smile

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


-Office

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life..


-Yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.



-Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


-Committee

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


-Experience

The name men give to their mistakes.


-Atom Bomb

An invention to end all inventions..


-Philosopher

A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise