Thursday, December 31, 2009

wow, so so sexy

my wife just had her hair cut, and its very short. its look something like this.

she look like a supermodel pulak now, haha, so cute and sexy lahhh, i love it!

p/s : will back blogging after new year, and wishing all blogger a very happy new year!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The smell of burning tyres! The sound of revving engines!

The inaugural Goodyear Formula DRIFT Malaysia will be making its way to MAEPS (Malaysia Agro Exposition Park Sedang) from the 19th to the 20th December.

Catch 50 international and local drivers from the Asia-Pacific region pushing their rear-wheel-drive cars to balletic manoeuvres while maintaining total precision control. With drivers hailing from as far as Hong Kong, Indonesia, Japan, Malaysia, New Zealand, Philippines, Singapore and Thailand.

Goodyear Formula DRIFT Malaysia promises to be a mind-blowing event packed with raw action and colossal energy. For more information log onto

The Goodyear Formula DRIFT ProAm Series 2009 is organized by ESPN STAR Sports.

Date: 19 & 20 Dec 2009

Event Schedule:

Saturday, 19th December – Event Day 1

10.00am Gates open & Open Practice 1
11.00am Open Practice 2
12.00pm Qualifying Round
2.45pm Drift Demo
3.15pm Qualifying Results
3.30pm Open Practice - Top 32
4.30pm Drift Demo
5.00pm Gates close

Sunday, 20th December – Event Day 2

10.00am Gates open
10.30am Drift Demo
11.00am Round of 32
1.30pm Autograph and Sponsor's session at the Driver's Pit
2.30pm Announcements of Results of Round of 32
3.00pm Sweet 16
Elite 8
Semi Finals - Final 4
Finals - The Big 2
5.30pm Trophy Ceremony
6.00pm Gates close


Malaysia Agro Exposition Park Serdang
MAEPS Building, 43400 Serdang, Selangor

Ticket Prices:

Sheltered Grandstand RM103.00
Grandstand RM50.00
Walkabout RM18.00

Terms and Conditions:

  • Prices above include RM3 ticketing fee
  • Each ticket is valid for both event days; only 1 re-entry is allowed per day, per ticket
  • Once tickets are sold, no exchanges or cancellations will be entertained
  • A RM25 re-printing fee will be charged for each damaged or lost ticket
  • Please read and understand the Conditions of Sale before purchasing tickets

More info check out at

orang buat hotel, dia pun nak buat hotel, haduh!

aaaa, marah ni marah, ingat time time free ni dapat laaa surf internet update blog, tetapi memandangkan wifi percuma takdak kat Hotel tempat aku stay tu, kalau bayar pun kena charge RM6 untuk satu jam, macam tak berbaloi langsung. memang tak best langsung lah hotel ni. dah lah servis makin teruk, mutu makanan tak meningkat, sama jaaa sejak 3-4 tahun dulu. langsung takda perubahan, teruk ni.

jadi, aku memohon jasa baik tuan tuan dan puan puan, mana mana yang tau apa apa hotel yang boleh menggunakan LO (local Order - government style of payment lah kot) tolong lah list kan kat sini, because i'm so so bored with this hotel already (cannot mention the hotel's name, at least for now lah). the front desk did not event at least smile or greet us when we check in. teruk lah, anyway, i'll update again later,

Monday, December 14, 2009

short update

PLUS highway badly congested lastnite. perjalanan ke kuala lumpur yang sepatutnya tak sampai 5 jam dah jadi melebih lebih jam, bertolak dari kedah pukul 3, sampai kl pukul 10, teruk gila,pastu dari ipoh sampai laa ke kl asyik hujan jaa, lobat pulak tu, so, kena laa slow slow, bahaya jalan licin, haduih. anyway, at last dah sampai. tapi sayang, semalam ada party kat Zouk, armin Van buren pulak tu, rugik gila tak pi, badan dah letih, tak mampu nak party, sekarang kat dalam class, class belum start lagi, haduihh, open source punya system kat class ni problem plak, hihi, memang lawak, dah laa tempat ni sepatutnya jadi macam, kiranya idola laa untuk tempat lain ikut, tengok tengok tempat ni plak problem, so, kitorang pun jadi takut lahhh nak guna benda ni, kang problem tak pasal pasal kat opis, ok lah, sign off dulu, trainer dah ready tuh.

anyway aku kat kl sampai ari ahad depan, 20/12, so kalau ada sapa sapa nak jemput pi makan kaa, minum kaa? ada launching apa apa kaa, sila laa jemput, sempanjang aku kat sini, aku nak enjoy jaaa. ari rabu ni lepas klass ada party kat Borneo rainforest sunway, alaa, tiara jacqualina dengan ct nurhaliza punya cafe tu, aaa kat situ laaa ada party tu, aku kira sebagai special guest, so aku kena pi awal, pukul 7, ace ce ce, kembang jaa idong, party ni open kat orang ramai selepas pukul 11, so, sapa nak join sila lahh datang yek, aku ada jaa kat situ,

selain dari itu, ari sabtu dan ahad 19 &20/12 ada international drift competition kat MAEPS serdang, sila lah datang, tiket paling rendah RM18 jaa, kalau nak tiket grandstand rm90 - rm130,

ok, jumpa lagi. since aku ada klass kat cyberjaya ni, lepas klass aku free, so aku sempat update blog aku, dalam masa seminggu ni, aku cuba update blog aku secara agresif, hehe, jangan lupa check ya! brb

Sunday, December 6, 2009

i'll be away again

so busy this month, packed with activities. i guess i'll start blogging again before new year. lots of thing to share. anyway, this is the activities waiting for me:

3-5/12 - BKO Course (Swiss Inn Hotel Sungai Petani Kedah)
7-10/12 - Lawatan Sambil Belajar (Kuching Sarawak)
14-16/12 - IT Course (Putrajaya)
19/20/12 - International Drift Competition (Maeps - Serdang)

alots of activities meaning alot of things to share. i'll update again in near future, i hope

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

This is what we called a really good event

Anybody have a good thing to share? I do! I had a wonderful day and full of fun. I want to share with you guys of the event I went on last Saturday at Sungei Wang Plaza / Bintang Walk. I think this event was held purely just to entertain people. There were a lot of celebrity doing live performance. Such as:



Sheila OIAM

Dafi,Mila and afiq


And few other popular celebrities.

The DJ for that day is Anne from Hot FM, its her new hairstyle, no wonder she look so cute!!! I loike! Muachss!

Also the Hit.FM DJ – JJ and Eian

There were also karaoke booths. It was especially for anybody who want to karaoke the “through my window” song.

Online dancing game

Microphone Man

Also a very interesting performance by kl stomper (if I’m not mistaken) it is like the stop the yard movie. They use all sort of tools and equipment such as empty bottle, a broom, dustbin and everything. I was so shock that they can create a very nice music from the ordinary household equipment. This is something really new and some more live!
Here is their performance

The event was successfully held and I really really wish they will bring a lot of event like that again in future. Thank you all! It was a great event to crash!

the crowd!

The Microphone Man!!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I need to Connect!

What to do on weekend? What to do when you don’t have any plan in your head? Very boring lah. All my friend busy with work, so cannot kacau kacau them lah, instead I must create my own plan, a very good and sudden plan. What else to do other then go eat eat or watch movie or maybe do both? Yeap, that is exactly what I have in mind. Let us watch movie to kill some time. I’m really interested in watching 2012 – this is said the movie of the year. You know why? Because of the special effect used it this film was said at its best they said, and the most talked of all is the story of Mayan tribe that forecast on worlds doomsday. Scary huh? Wait until you watch that movie, then only you know what the meaning of it. Pure adrenalin lah.

Anyway, that is not what I want to blog about, the movie is superb yes it is, but there is something going on, something happened before the movie even started. At first its freak me out. Yeah, who didn’t freak out when everyone in the cinema suddenly stand up. I thought the Armageddon is here or what, but lucky its not :P. actually every body stand up and sing the famous, hot and catchy song this year I must say. Through my windows of cos. It is the advertisement before the movie start. Everyone stand up and sing to the song, this is totally a flash mob.

Everyone stand up and sang the song

The paper boy on the big screen. You look so cute!

It comes with lyrics, just like a karaoke session, yeah a session of hundred in one time, so happy!

See!, everybody was so happy and enjoy it very much no race barrier at all, really 1 Malaysia lah! Hehe, we should do this really often, yeah, really!

Like the words on the screen. It is so true that “connection make anything possible” we need “connection” to get a job, or doing business or just about anything we need to connect people, we need to connect!

If you want to connect more, do check out the website,

By the way, for your SPM student, I don’t think there is any soalan bocor SPM there, hee hee. Good luck to you all!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Family Day

Currently at Marina Cove Resort, Teluk Batik, Lumut Perak. we are having office family day here, nice place to relax. i'll blog bout this family day trip here soon, and a variety of food here. will blog about Mee Banjir Udang, you dont want to miss this one, trust me

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Dear All - Very very sorry

Dear All, i'm very very sorry unable to update my humble blog, reason being very busy lately lah, busy with work, what else. its end of year, so have to clear all the bad log and everything. further more i have to handle few trip for family day and benchmarking program. my colleague and i arrange family day trip to Marina Cove lumut. then i have to arrange another trip to either Kuching or KK. and apart from that i have to settle all my back log stuff, haihh, very busy, will blog again very soon with alot of great stuff to put in blog, yeah

Monday, November 9, 2009

I need to connect "Through My Window"

X’mas still a month away. I need something to do lah, very boring. I need an activity, a party perhaps! Searching and asking friends about any happening event coming our way or not. Impossible there is no event at all right. As long as the event have loud and nice song, great emcee, cool DJ, a lot of activities, then that party is worth to crash right!

My friend informed me that there will be a huge event waiting for us just around the corner. This huge event will be held at Sungai Wang Main Enterance on 21st November. I’m not sure what event is this but you can check all the info at . As stated in the website there will be a bunch of artist there as well as whole lot of activities. Don’t worry guys, I know you are bit lazy to check right, but don’t worry, I’ll list all the artist and the activities here in my blog, the least thing you can do is read this entry until the end and belanja me teh tarik ya!

Ok, I tell you what activities waiting for us there, as stated in the website, there will be sing along karaoke, yeahhh. Who think they got sweet nice voice, can give it a try, if not, please don’t try karaoke, we don’t want to party in the rain (if you know what I mean). Also who know maybe there are producer who looking for a new band or singer. Its worth a try and there will also be a group karaoke as well.

On that day also will be the Final stage for Super Virtual Dance Tournament. This virtual dance tournament has been going on all around Malaysia from 24 October 2009 at the selected Cyber Café. You can check the list of the Cyber Café @ everyoneconnect

Also there will be a stage performance by our own favourite artist. List as below








Wahhh, so many things to do there, so happening. I will definitely be there lah, no doubt bout it. I’ll see you guys there, for more info bout it, you can check out at .

I leave you guys with this cool music video. it’s the same Bunkface “Through My Windows” but its their version of it, sang by Tomok, Shila and group of mila, dafi and akim, check it out guys. personally i like Shila, her voice and her move look so chicky! hehe

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

why why why?

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.

Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.


A man was strolling along the beach one day when he spotted a bottle washed up on the shore. He went over and picked it up, and noticed a message in the bottle. He popped the cork out and inside was a weathered treasure map indicating that there was buried treasure to be found in the shallow waters below. But the man thought it was a hoax, so he slipped the map back in and threw the bottle back into the ocean...

A little later, another man was walking along the beach and the bottle had washed upon the shore. He too picked up the bottle, popped out the cork, and found the treasure map.

his man, however, was curious enough to wade into the water and hoped it was buried shallow enough to find. But once the cold ocean waters reached up to his thighs, he decided to quit. "This is not worth it!" he thought to himself. So he scrambled back to shore and chucked the bottle back into the ocean.... A third man was walking by the beach and noticed the bottle washed upon the shore.

He went over, opened the bottle and found the map. The map looked authentic enough, and promised great treasure... So he got himself a small raft and set out into the ocean to claim the treasure..he rowed out far enough into the ocean where the "X" on the map was and to his surprise, he saw the glint of something shining in the waters below..he dove into the ocean and swam towards the shining object below..
He could see that there was something that looked like a treasure chest, but he couldn't quite reach it and the deeper he went, the greater the cold and pressure on his body and his mind..," I am about to lose my breath, and the longer I take, my raft might be swept away!", he thought. So the man decided to give up the hunt so he would ensure his own life and safety..when he reached the shore once more, he took the bottle from the raft and tossed it back into the ocean...

Finally, one more man was walking along the beach. He noticed the bottle, went over, popped it open, and was excited to find a map promising great treasure. He noticed someone had left a raft by the water's edge, so he took it and paddled out.

He too, got far enough to where the "X" marks the spot, and squinted into the waters and saw the shadow and glint of the treasure below. He took a deep breath and plunged into the waters. Like the man before him, the cold, darkness and pressure upon his senses increased as he got closer. He also realized that if he kept swimming, that he might lose his breath, the raft, and even his own life! But this treasure could be worth all the risk and he persisted. Just as he was about to give up, he grabbed the long chain that was binding the chest and pulled it up along with himself back to the surface.
He broke the surface of the water gasping and exhausted but with the treasure chest safely in his grasp. He paddled back to the shore, opened up the treasure chest and found what the map had promised--gold, and precious diamonds and jewels that would make him secure for the rest of his life.


A relationship with God is a similar treasure hunt. People hear the same message, but the way they receive it will determine the reward they might find. Eternal life is waiting for all those who are willing to take that risk to follow God all the way of life, where we find love, forgiveness and life everlasting. ... For eternity.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Manjung here i come

im on my way to manjung perak. got 2 day course there, never been there, but i've plan to stop at kuala sepetang to try their famouse mee udang banjir. other than that, what else i can do or any interesting places there to visit? do inform me ya, thanks

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Do you want to be famous?

Would you like to become an artist? Have you ever dream to sing and be famous? I found a way and I’ll share it with you all. There is a portal . this portal give you a chance to become an artist or at least try your best to impersonate / become an artist. All you have to do is to sing your version of “Through My Window” song from Bunkface. Record it and upload your self recorded video through the website and that is all. The best video will be chosen to run on online portals. So easy to become famous. Everybody can try, even I myself want to try it lah. Before that I have to learn how to dance so I do not look like our friend who sang “she bang, she bang” in a reality show last few years. But even though he did not do very well in singing and dancing, but still, he now become famous already, everybody remember him, at that time lah, now no more already, I also didn’t remember what his name oh, its William Hung. I like when he said, “ I don’t have any professional training” I guessed he is really talented in his own way. Keep it up William Hung.

William Hung singing "She Bang"

William Hung again singing "She Bang" after he's famous

This is my chance to try to be a superstar. As I read in the website, there will also be a “Banner Concert” as they called it. Band or contestant can come for Banner Concert Audition to sing your version of “Through My Window” song from Bunkface. It’s the same thing like the above, only this time you do it live in front of the audience, the singer himself and also the judges. For more info you can visit . But today I’m so so free so I just list it here as well as below.

Location: The Orange Entrance Area - Sunway Pyramid

Dates: 31st October and 1st November

Time: 12 - 6 PM

Cruisers will be there too

There will also be Celebrities sang their version of "Through My Window". Famous celebrities :






I think that day everything is all about "Through My Window" song.

The auditions will be filter by famous judges they said. But they didn’t said who it is, I wonder will it be Paul or Simon perhaps? I’m gonna be there, please don’t “boo” me when I’m singing on the stage please. Hehe. Be there or be square!

I’m gonna leave you with this song "Through My Window" , I like this advertisement, its so romantic and dramatic, especially when the little paperman stuck in the middle when he try to cross the building. I like It, its so creative.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009


There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearlyforty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by thehusband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke.

The noise would always awake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air.

Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping onein the morning. He told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him tosee a doctor to see if anything could be done but the husband wouldn'thear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function andthen he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes awaywith her hands.

She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out".

The years went by and the wife continued to suffer and the husbandcontinued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until oneThanksgiving morning..

Before dawn, the wife went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey.

While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem.

With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into abowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husbandwould awake. While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back thecovers and then gently pulled aback her husband's jockey shorts. Shethen placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulledthem up, replaced the covers and tip-toed back downstairs to finishpreparing the family meal.

Several hours later she heard her husband awake with his normalloud ass trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling screamand the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairsbathroom.

The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up asshe rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with himshe had finally gotten even.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in hisblood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit herlip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter.

He said, "honey, you were right - all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you".

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well you always told me that I would end up farting my guts outone of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace ofGod and these two fingers, I think I got 'em all back in."

a very good place

At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is," the man replied.

"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word.

I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?"

"I was born here."

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

If Columbus had been married!

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:

Where are you going?

With whom?


How are you going?

To discover what?

Why only you?

What do I do when you are not here?

Can I come with you?

When will you be back?

Will you be home for dinner?

What will you bring for me?

You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you?

You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...

Answer me why?

I want to go to my mother's house.

I want you to drop me there.

I don't want to come back ever!

What do you mean, OK?

Why aren't you stopping me?

I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about.

You always do things like this.

Last time also you did the same thing!

Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.

I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered!

Husband Vs Wife

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

************ ********* ********* ********* *
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

************ ********* ********* *********

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Idiots, so far in 2009

Number One Idiot, so far in 2009 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away..

Number Two Idiot so far in 2009 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Number Three Idiot so far in 2009 A man, wanting to rob a Bank of Queensland , walked into the Branch and wrote 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank and crossed the street to the NAB Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of Queensland deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a NAB deposit slip or go back to Bank of Queensland . Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of Queensland. Happened in Noosa!

Number Four Idiot so far in 2009 A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's licence out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that she got off the licence. They arrested the robber two hours later.

Number Five Idiot so far in 2009 A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him..

Number Six Idiot so far in 2009 Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he'd just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window. The brick bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Flexi-Glass. .. The whole event was caught on videotape.. Perth WA .

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local McDonalds and ordered a burger.. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.. Happened in Surfers Paradise !!!

IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, ''Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask..' Happened in Melbourne .

JUST AN IDIOT : When my husband and I arrived at a car dealers to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know - I already done that side.' This was at the FORD dealership Dubbo.



A physician visited a California mental institution and
asked a patient "How did you get here? What is the
nature of your illness?"

He got this reply.

"It started when I got married and I guess I should
never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a
grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

"My Daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely
stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter
was now my stepmother."

"Soon my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's
brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my
stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.
So as I told you, when stepdaughter married my daddy,
she was at once, my stepmother. Now since my new son is
brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle.

"As you know, my wife is my step grand-mother since she
is my stepmother's mother. (Don't forget that my
stepmother is my stepdaughter.) Remember, too, that I
am my wife's grandson.

"But hold on just a few minutes more. you see, since
I'm married to my step grand-mother, I am not only the
wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own

"Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

Talking about confusion...

"Dumb moose"

Is this what you call STATUEtory RAPE?