Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Happy new year Maal Hijrah to All muslim

Happy new year to all muslim, wish all have completed their last year resolution and can proceed with new one for this year. For those who still not yet completed their last year resolution, then need to complete it ASAP, don't be like me, still carry the same resolution for over 4 year already, haihhhhh, what to do :)

Friday, December 3, 2010

Happy Birthday – EveryOneConnects.net is One Years Old!

Happy Happy Birthday to EveryoneConnects.net. for you guys who didn’t know what is Everyoneconnect.net is about, then you have to go to the portal itself lah and check it out @ http://www.EveryOneConnects.net . This portal have everything that you need to Connect, Communicate and collaborate. The portal is so famous and their official Facebook fans have reach 65 000 users. And now in its 1st anniversary, the Everyoneconnects.net website have been enhanced into a new interactive website where fans will be able to interact witin their own communities, send greetings to one another, listen to music, view sporting events and movies as well as participate in more interactive and upcoming events, so good lah this portal, ‘macam macam adaaa’ (everything have ooooo……) .

Among the feature of the newly-enhanced website is, The Stadium, The Jamming Garage, Open House And Sini Maa

The Stadium is designed as sports locker room which fans will be able to access Football showcase news, highlights, interview and video from Manchester United TV. Another feature of the webpage is a game play board that also serves as a chat room for fans.
the stadium

The Jamming Garage emulates aspects of a garage music studio. This studio features “Camp Bunkface”, where fans can get all the information they need about Bunkface, listen to their songs and watch video previews as well as exchange music information, so cool right!
The Jamming

Sini Maa is a playful webpage for movie, this webpage highlights movie trailers and videios available on Hypptv (Unifi) , and Hypp.tv (web Channels) including video clips from Pilih Kasih, the acting reality program sponsored by TM. The webpage also features Movie Buzz, a chat room for film buffs.
Sini Maa

To provide further opportunities for fans to connect, communicate and collaborate, Open House is the perfect place for fans of EveryOneConnects to extend various messages and wishes for birthdays, festivals and celebrations, it is designed to appeal to all Malaysian and features video wishes, a wish board call Spread Some Love, and a selection of personalized e-cards for the user’s selection, you can make a very special type of wishes, using video, wish board or e-card, so convenience!

The EC Hal Of Fame webpage is a walk down memory lane for the activities occurred since everyoneconnects.net first launced in November 2009. In addition to the featured webpages, the World of EveryoneConnects brings out the personalities of EC (everyoneconnects) fans who love music, movies, sports and more as they can select their own personalized avatars as they enter the website. Via their own online avatas, fans can truly connect, communicate and collaborate with each other online in real time, Peehhhhhhhh! So cool ehh this portal, everything also they have.

To commemorate the first year of EC, TM celebrated the occasion with very exciting activities in collaboration with Sony, Universal Music, and other partners. Among the activities were PS3 competitions, ballon busting event, a birthday celebration for EveryoneConnects, and online gaming face-off with pro-gamer ‘Summer’ and a special performance by BunkFace. The event was hosted by Hunny Madu and Ben from Flyfm.

TM also launched its UniFi high speed broadband service new TV Commercial at the event titled “ We Love The UniFi VIP lifestyle”. The commercial features the award-winning indie band – Bunkface, a professional online gamer nick-named ‘Summer’ (a very cute gamer indeed) and Zeffri Yusof and his family, a very happy UniFi customer watching HyppTV via UniFi.

The whole gang celebrating EveryoneConnects.net 1st year birthday

Datuk Seri Zamzamzairani Mohd Isa – CEO of TM with Bunkface and the Professional Online Game – ‘ Summer’

Huge crowd gather in the 1st EveryoneConnects.net Birthday Party

P/S – I wish I can use UniFi at my place here, can’t wait for the service to arrive at my place, superb connection with a lot of things to offer! More info can check out the EveryoneConnects.net portal yaa guys, do leave your comment regarding Everyoneconnects and Unifi

Monday, October 11, 2010

I Want to get connected ! all the time

As you guys know that now is the festive season of Hari Raya Aidil Fitri, Merdeka Day, Malaysia Day, also Deepavali and Hari Raya Aidil Adha just around the corner, and due to that sense, TM generously give additional talk time when you reload/activate

In conjunction with Ramadhan and Aidilfitri, starting from 1st September 2010 until 31st October

2010, enjoy 20% ADDITIONAL talktime automatically credited into your account if you activate/reload

your iTalk card from 1st September 2010 until 31st October 2010.

Denomination Extra Talk Time

RM 50 RM 10

RM 30 RM 6

RM20 RM 4

For your info, you can use the Italk credit to purchase online content on all TM Sites listed below such as songs, games, and many many thing to buy, you have to check out the site and search for item you need.

· HyppTunes (www.hypptunes.com.my)

· E-Browse (www.ebrowse.com.my)

· B-SmartXpress (www.bluehyppo.com)

· Gamezone (www.hyppgames.com.my)

· MUTV online (www.hypp.tv/manutd)

TM makes your life easier indeed! WHOA!

Friday, August 13, 2010

Happy Ramadhan to all Muslim

Happy Ramadhan to all muslim, Ramadhan is the month for all muslim to fasting from dusk till dawn. Its not only to avoid drinking and eating during that time, its also train the muslim to do good things and leave any bad habit they usually do.

This practice is to train to the muslim to become a good muslim in overall. And I wish you all the best!

Happy Ramadhan to all Muslim

Happy Ramadhan to all muslim, Ramadhan is the month for all muslim to fasting from dawn till dusk. Its not only to avoid drinking and eating during that time, its also train the muslim to do good things and leave any bad habit they usually do.

This practice is to train to the muslim to become a good muslim in overall. And I wish you all the best!

Happy Ramadhan to all Muslim

Happy Ramadhan to all muslim, Ramadhan is the month for all muslim to fasting from dawn till dusk. Its not only to avoid drinking and eating during that time, its also train the muslim to do good things and leave any bad habit they usually do.

This practice is to train to the muslim to become a good muslim in overall. And I wish you all the best!

Happy Ramadhan to all Muslim

Happy Ramadhan to all muslim, Ramadhan is the month for all muslim to fasting from dawn till dusk. Its not only to avoid drinking and eating during that time, its also train the muslim to do good things and leave any bad habit they usually do.

This practice is to train to the muslim to become a good muslim in overall. And I wish you all the best!

Monday, August 2, 2010


What to do if you have to make a long distance phone call but you have to save every penny you have so that you can enjoy a katy perry, Tokio Hotel and Wondergirls concert? Or you have to save money to go clubbing in weekend or you have to save every penny for whole lot of reason, and yes you definitely can save money while doing the long distance call of course.

How to go about you may ask. Its so simple. Ever heard about italkwhoa portal? This portal cum services does provide all the info and services you need to do for a long distance call at a very cheap rate, its true!

And again, people will say every other services also saying that their service is the best and cheapest, but thing gonna change once I share this info with you guys.

If you calling to China, the charges is
RM0.07 for fixed line and RM0.08 for mobile. Does that catch your attention yet? Yes, that is super cheap, can't find it anywhere else. Now will share another few country's rate, the rest you have to look for it yourself at italkwhoa's portal. USA RM0.07 for fixed line and RM0.10 for mobile. UK RM 0.07 for fixed line and RM0.85 for mobile. Canada RM0.07 for fixed line and RM 0.14 for mobile. Australia RM0.07 for fixed line and RM 0.81 for mobile. The rest can check it at ItalkWhoa's Portal, you won't regret it. So start saving on your long distance call, and you can now party hard every weekend with all the money that you save from the long distance call, yeehaaaa! Party time! Hehe



















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Sunday, June 27, 2010

out of office

Dear guys and girls, I will be away for awhile, actually not long lah, just for 3 days only, out of office, going to sepang for a 2 days course - will be staying at a very remote placed hotel, no whatsoever entertainment there, but tonite so lucky because my friend wanna take me out to watch WC games between Germany vs England. A game worth waiting for, and we gonna lepak at Pullman putrajaya as he said. So if u guys were around that place, come and join us! :)

"Medical Distinction Between Guts And Balls"


A man and his wife are watching boxing on TV.
The husband sighs and says, "I'm disappointed!
It was all over in four minutes." The wife replies,
"Good! now you know how I feel."


"Medical Distinction Between Guts And Balls"

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls?
We have all heard about people having Guts or Balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hand,
and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
Balls to say, "You are next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is NO difference in the
outcome. Both result in an immediate excruciatingly
painful death.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

"A Blonde and an Irishman"

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a
deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on
the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not
a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he
began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or
even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited
black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the
top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous
blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned
Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been
since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she
reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the
left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of
cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.

"Faith and begorra,"said the man, "that is so good I'd
almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good
Irish whiskey" asked the blonde

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that,
the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket
there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened
the flask and took a long drink.

"Tis nectar of the heavens!" stated the Irishman. "Tis truly

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip
the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She
looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long
has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and

"Oh God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

"Human Emotions"

A man decides to have a party and invites lots of
people, telling them to bring their friends. On the
invitation he puts "Themed Party - Come as a Human

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and
he opens the door to see a bloke covered in green
paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion
have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with
envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have
a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host
opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink
bodystocking with a feather boa wrapped round her
most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow,
great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And she
replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come
on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third
time, and the host opens the door to see two guys,
stark naked, one with his pe/nis stuck in a jar of peanut
butter and the other with his unit stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, "God, guys,
what the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for
standing like that out here in the street. What emotion
is this supposed to be?"

The first guy replies, "Well, I'm f---ing nuts, and
my friend here has "come in despair."

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

"Milking Cows"

A salesman's car breaks down, so he asks a farmer
to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees.
In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up
and is really thirsty, so he decides to go to the barn
and get some milk from a cow.

Soon, the farmer hears noises coming from the barn
and goes to investigate. He then sees the salesman
coming out of the barn soaking wet and with a white
liquid dripping down his face. The farmer asks, "What
happened to you?"

The salesman says, "I just got thirsty, so I milked your
cow. It was so dark in there I don't know how I did it.
But I'm telling you, that cow has great milk! I must have
drank a gallon of it!"

The farmer then stares at him with a puzzled look and
says, "But we don't have a cow. We just have the bull..."

"Men as Cars"

Three women were talking about their love lives.

The first said :
'Mines like a Rolls-Royce,smooth and sophisticated.'

The second said:
'Mines like a Porsche, fast and powerful.'

The third said :
Mines like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and
I have to jump on while it's still going.'

Monday, June 14, 2010

Saiful Apek - Artis Pelawak terkenal ditangkap kes dadah Ganja - adakah benar?

adakah benar saiful apek ditangkap polis kerana kes dadah? pagi ini di radio era, dj dengan jelas mengatakan bahawa artis yang ditangkap itu adalah saiful apek! semalam dalam tv pun nampak dengan jelas susuk tubuh artis tu saiful apek, tapi , tak berani nak menuduh, nanti salah pulak. artis tersebut ditangkap dirumahnya di Jalan PJS7, sunway, subang jaya. ditangkap bersama rakannya. kalau ada sesiapa yang ada maklumat pasal kes ni, kongsi lah dengan kita semua! dijumpai dadah yang dipercayai Ganja seberat 40 gram

ada yang kata saiful apek, ada yang kata yassin, tapi kalau tengok susuk tubuh pun, dah nampak dahhhhhh sapa yang empunya badan, rambut pun panjang kusut masai tak terurus, agak agak siapa?

tapi, ada kata pepatah, " dah terang lagi bersuluh" heh heh

Video kat bawah ni terang terang tunjuk kawan kita tengah baikkkkk punya dok buat apa tatau, katanya isap shisha, ada kaaa isap shisha camtu, pakai batang betik? hahaha, apa pun, memang nampak propesional lagaknya, haha, tepuk dada tanya selera

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

"Colon Quips"

A physician claims these are actual comments
from his patients made while he was performing

"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where
no man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we
there yet?"

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left
hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying
that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

Monday, June 7, 2010

I have a problem!! Thank God I have found the solution! TM Italk Whoa

I have a problem, and really like to share with you guys. The story is like this lah.

My cousin continue his study in United Kingdom, this not yet a problem, this is a good thing lah, but the problem come when my uncle need to contact his son overseas. Because of that, my uncle gave me a task to find a very good solution to overcome this issue, well here goes!

To use IDD (International Direct Dial) is very costly. Because of that I need to find another solution, to use Internet application as a solution, well here goes, I’ll list all the pro and cons of Internet application and if there any good solution? You want to know if there any good solution? then you have to read till the end.

First, they have a text base messaging system such as MIRC, Facebook chat and few other chat applications. All you need is the computer connected to the internet; the other party also need pc and internet connection in order to interact to each other. But that is it, no voice or video conference, just a normal text messaging application, boring huh?

Second, instant messaging such as Yahoo Messenger or for short is YM. YM is a very good instant messaging device; it is a real time communication thru internet. You can chat/text message, voice chat or you can do a video conference, which is a big plus. What you need is a computer equips with web camera and Internet connection, and the other party have to have the same thing as well, a computer equip with web camera and internet connection. It is a very good internet application indeed, but the problem is, the other party need the equipment as well such as pc equip with web cam and internet connection and they need to be online at the same time. for info, there is a big time different between Malaysia and UK, also a big problem is my cousin only been there like 2 weeks and he didn’t event have a pc yet, how to get connected? Haihhh here come the 3rd solution.

Skype! Ever hear about it? Skype is software that enables the world's conversations. Individuals and businesses can use Skype to make free video and voice calls, send instant messages and share files with other Skype users. Everyday, people also use Skype to make low-cost calls to landlines and mobiles. But how low is it? for your info it’s USD 2.1 per minute to UK, wow that is errrr, quite hefty.

Anyway, to cut it short, here come the solution to my task it’s called Italk Whoa! You can view it at http://www.italkwhoa.com/

To put it in a simple word – it is and application/ web portal that enable you to call to mobile or landline overseas (this portal also have other function – read more ) with the lowest call rate. Example – call rate to UK is charged at RM0.14 per minute for landline and RM0.77 per minute for mobile. That is really cheap bro! also here some question –If a user is overseas and wanna use the iTalkwhoa is it possible? What are the charges like? This is a portal service, regardless where ever you are from; the rates are applicable as it will be in the list here . User can by the Italk Whoa credit from maybank 2u or many other places as listed here . Apart from that, this is an online portal that enables people to check their email, tweet, sms, call and all from one website. What you need to do is check out the portal at http://www.italkwhoa.com/ and can share with me on your experience.

Back to my uncle’s story, my uncle is so happy and he promised me to treat me dinner for the whole week! still waiting for it though :P

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Elephant Tale

Elephant picture explains mystery of 'leaking jacuzzi' A mystery "leak" draining a jacuzzi in South Africa has been explained after tourists caught an elephant drinking from the pool.

An elephant nicknamed Troublesome is snapped taking a drink from the pool at Etali Safari Lodge, South Africa. Susan Potgieter, owner of the lodge, said: "When I first saw the photograph of her drinking I couldn't believe it. It was something of a relief because we had been trying to work out why the pool had been draining so quickly for weeks but couldn't find a leak anywhere" Photo: CATERS
Affectionately nicknamed 'Troublesome', the animal is well-known to rangers at the reserve for her inquisitive nature.
But no one imagined any connection with a problematic jacuzzi outside one of the £400-a-night lodges.
 After weeks spent trying to solve the mystery Troublesome was finally caught in the act when a guest staying at the lodge heard her outside.
Susan Potgieter, owner of Etali Safari Lodge, said elephants could drink more than 200 litres of water a day so drinking a whole jacuzzi was no problem.
She said: "When I first saw the photograph of her drinking I couldn't believe it. And then it dawned on me of course an elephant was drinking it.
"It was something of a relief because we had been trying to work out why the pool had been draining so quickly for weeks but couldn't find a leak anywhere.
"When it was empty in the morning we first called a plumber, but they could not work out why it was draining either.
"Troublesome was caught in the act by a guest at the lodge who just came outside to have some tea on the decking.
"They were quite surprised to see an elephant taking a drink of her own too, and quickly grabbed a camera.
"We've seen this elephant a lot before and by the lodge, the rangers call her 'Troublesome' not because she causes trouble but because she comes so close to their vehicles."
Susan said Troublesome probably preferred the water of the jacuzzi because it was clean.
She said: "Now that we know what was going on we have tried to provide her an alternative source of water. But sometimes it's hard to get an elephant to change her ways.
"She is a very welcome visitor for us and our guests, except it's probably best to check if she is around before taking a dip in the jacuzzi."

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

3 Blondes

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture shows his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his side profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds"... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does
in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?

"That's easy," the blonde replied.
"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.


Tuesday, June 1, 2010

"Hearing Loss"

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in
their retirement home reminiscing. The first
lady recalled shopping at the green grocers
and demonstrated with her hands, the length
and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for
a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions
used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and
demonstrated the size of two big onions she
could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word
you're saying, but I remember the guy you're
talking about."

well, i have nothin to say.... :P

Monday, May 31, 2010

"Finally Together"

A young woman married and had 13 children.
Her husband died. She soon married again and
had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to
the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman
who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."

In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're
finally together."

Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked...
"Do you think he means her first, second or third

The other mourner then replied... "I think he means
her legs."

and below picture to make you wonder..................

Sunday, May 30, 2010

"Home Early"

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange
noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs
to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and

"What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just
as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and
says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips
open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

"You jerk," yells the husband, "my wife's having a
heart attack and you're running around with no
clothes on scaring the kids!"

Saturday, May 29, 2010

"Hellish Johnny"

Little Johnny's sitting at the roadside playing. His mom
looks out of the window to see him eating a couple of
M&Ms, licking the family cat and then standing up, taking
a couple of steps to the left and sitting down again.

Shocked, she goes out to see what he is up to. By the
time she gets to him, he's done the same set of actions
another four times.

"Johnny", she cries, "What are you up to?"

"I'm pretending to be a Hell's Angel," Little Johnny
replied. "You know, popping pills, licking pu/ssy and
moving on."

Friday, May 28, 2010

"An Agent"

The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day
she had been selling her body at a hundred dollars
a night. The agent, who had long lusted for her,
hadn't dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable.
He approached her, told her how much she turned him
on, and how much he wanted to make it with her.

She agreed to spend the night with him, but said he
would have to pay her the same hundred dollars that
the other customers did. He scratched his head,
considered it, and then asked, "Don't I even get my
agent's ten percent as a deduction?"

"No siree," she said. "If you want it, you're going to
have to pay full price for it, just like the other Johns."

The agent didn't like that at all, but he agreed.

That night, she came to his apartment after her
performance at a local night club. The agent did
her at midnight, after turning out all the lights.

At 1 A.M., she was awakened again. Again she was
vigorously done. In a little while, she was awakened
again, and again she was made love to again. The
actress was impressed with her lover's vitality.

"My goodness," she whispered in the dark, "you are
so virile. I never realized how lucky I was to have
you for my agent."

"I'm not your agent, lady," a strange voice answered.
"He's at the darn door selling tickets."

Thursday, May 27, 2010

"Big and Dumb?"

A family of three (mom, dad and a young girl) go
down to Florida to visit a nudist camp. The girl
goes walking around on the beach, comes back
to her mother and says,

"Mommy, mommy, women down here have
bigger breasts than you."

The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the
bigger they are the dumber they are." (Hey!
I resent that! - LadyHawke)

The girl goes and walks around again. She comes
back to her mom and says,

"Mommy, mommy, guys down here have bigger
penises than dad."
The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the
bigger they are the dumber they are."

The girl goes on her way and comes running back
to her mom again. "Mommy, Mommy, Dad is talking
to this really dumb blonde, and the longer he talks,
the dumber he gets!!"

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

"Dentist Foes"

Terribly agitated, Jack rushed into his dentist's
examining room and ushered the hygienist firmly
to the door. Once he was alone with the doctor,
he unzipped his fly and gingerly pulled out his

"Jack, Jack," said the dentist, taken aback. "I am
a dentist. If you think you have V.D., you need to
see your regular doctor."

"It is not V.D.," gasped Jack, "and you have gotta
help me. There is a tooth stuck in it."

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

"Fat Head"

A guy walks into an ice-cream shop with his wife
and his son. He says, "I'll have a chocolate cone."

The wife says, "I'll have a vanilla cone."

Then he slaps his son in the back of the head and
says, "What do you want, fat head?"

The lady behind the counter says, "Why'd did you
smack him and call him fat head?"

The husband says, "There are three things in life
a man wants. The first thing is a nice big truck.
You see that nice big truck sitting out there?
That's mine.

The second thing a man wants in life is a nice big
house. You seen that nice big house on top of the
hill on the edge of town? That's mine.

The third thing a man wants in life is a nice tight
pu$$y. And I had that, until fat head came along."

Monday, May 24, 2010

"Five Kinds of Sex"

The first is Avatar Sex.
This happens during the honeymoon; you both
keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage;
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence,
also in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids,
so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway
and say, "Screw you!"

There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife
screws you in front of everyone in court.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Our Saviour Is Here – At Last!

Now is IT era, everything done through online. Email, Instant Messaging, Social Application like Facebook, Friendster, Twitter, Tagged and many more. After all the social network application subscription and all the hassle in subscription, frankly speaking, how many email account you have? How many IM (instant Messaging) account you have? Its really a problem to remember all the account and check it regularly right? Sometimes you just forgot about it.

Don’t you wish there is software out there that can combine all you email into one login account? And even better if that said account can forward that email to you mobile phone and the best things is, it forwarded in sms format so that any type of mobile phone, be it you are using I Phone or just cheap no java, no internet explorer just a normal nokia 3310 or lower , but you still able to retrieve your email. Isn’t that good? No no, that is superb I tell you!

That is only one of many superb functions that it have. Did I catch your attention now? I want to share with you something so cool! So great! That I am drooling and up till now still collecting more and more information on what it has. First I want to share with you guys it is a portal called ITalk Whoa! Check it out at http://www.italkwhoa.com/ .

This is the portal I mention about the “ITalk Whoa! “

This website have tonne of new things and very innovative. Below I list a few of what it have:

• a) Webmail – this email integrated with other major email, meaning you can combine all your Yahoo! Email, your MSN email, your Gmail into one account. No more hassle to check several email account daily. It works with IMAP, POP3, Exchange Servers and other standard protocols. The RSS option allow users to have a quick update on favourite news/ movies/ etc.

• b) Push eMail – Enable email to be push to mobile @ Real-time true push of emails & attachments

• c) Calendar & Task - Provides powerful features that help users in organizing appointment, events, scheduling and tasks, amongst others . Unique features with the added advantage of being a full web-based application. Capability to assign calendar information and create tasks to be shared with other users within their desktop or mobile workspace

• d) Instant Messaging (IM) - Enable multiple Chat servers integrate into one IM Chat, meaning all your Yahoo Messaging (YM) or other like Google Talk, MSN and other can combine into one client, that’s neat! Capable of Desktop-Desktop, Desktop-Mobile collaboration, that’s superb!

• e) Voice Call - Enable users to communicate from PC with the lowest calling rate, yes it is at THE LOWEST CALLING RATE. If you don’t believe me, just check it out yourself bro! now you can call that kinky oversea friend, hoha!

• f) Web SMS - Enable users to send web sms from portal , YES! Users can send sms to any phone (local mobile/international mobile/fixed sms)

• g) Synchronization - Provides synchronization of data between desktop applications, mobile devices and vice-versa includes emails, contacts, calendar, notes, to-do lists, messages

• h) Social Networking Stream - Seamless ITalk Whoa! integration with the most popular business & social networking services as a Single point to access to all networks

that is just a few of what I have read about, they must be more of what it can offer but I’m too tired to read it all. Anyway, when you need to link all you account into one account, they usually a security awareness regarding your account right? Scare not! This website is full of security feature like
- Digital Certificates for establishing Network connection using Secure Sockets
- Layer (SSL) Protocol with end-point security management
- Stored data accessible by all users within or across security domains
- Full anti-virus, anti-spam controls
- Support: AES encryption
- Support: Application Certificates
- Support: Active Directory & Group Policy with role-based administration
- Support: Secure / Multipurpose Internet Mail Extensions (S/MIME) encryption

I don’t know half of the security protocols listed above, but its sound promising. 

I have listed everything up front, I guess nobody want to read entry this long, so to put it in short I give you guys a little conclusion:

ITalk Whoa is a Unified Messaging and Convergence platform providing single-point-access to Messaging & Collaboration systems. iTalk Whoa provides and interface that enables users to synchronize all the email accounts, social networking sites to enable them to connect, communicate and collaborate with their families and friends.

You can email, SMS, make calls, connect with instant messaging and even read your favorite news through just one portal.

Well guys , Connect, Communicate and Collaborate with iTalk Whoa! http://www.italkwhoa.com

P/S : Guys, if you have any question regarding the iTalk Whoa! You can post your question here so that we can find the answer together gether, also if you found any function or application that is not stated above, do share with all of us here. Sharing Is Caring Bro! Spread the Love! yeah

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Blogger Advertisment opportunity

Dear Friend, got a advertisement opportunity for blogger, the payment is not that high lah, its like 2 post for RM10-RM30, and it is also depend on your traffic on your blog, if anybody interested, do email me your blog address with daily traffic list for a week at jaowns@yahoo.com