"Prayer Power"

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard
his son praying: "G~d bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma.
Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was
glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found
Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack.

The father reassured himself that it was just a
coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next
night, he heard his son praying again: "G~d bless
Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.
Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor,
dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father
decided to wait outside his son's door the next night.
And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "G~d bless
Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up
all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to
make sure his health was fine. When he finally came
home, his wife was waiting on the porch.

She said, "Thank G~d you're here -- we could really use
your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this
morning!"