POLITE WAY TO PEE

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach
good manners,
asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'



The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude
and impolite.


What about you Peter, how would you say it?


Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back.



'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table.



And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
show Us your good manners?


' I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused
for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
you'll get to meet after dinner.'
'
'
'


*The teacher fainted.*