"How To Please a Woman"

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a
5- story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women
Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and
husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them
how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor,
and once you find what you are looking for, you can
stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a
sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign
reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the
next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here
are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough,
so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the
men here are tall and plain." They still want to do
better, and so, knowing there are still two floors
left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men
here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited
and are going in when they realize that there is still
one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they
head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men
here. This floor was built only to prove that there is
no way to please a woman."

heh heh heh, exactly!