Shopping Make Me "Pening"

Wohhh hoohhh hoohhh, perkataan shopping membuatkan kaum kaum wanita terketar ketar tangan sampai nak menaip pun dah tak boleh, dah jadi parkinson kalau sebut perkataan shopping dan jualan murah. Kaum lelaki juga terketar ketar tangan, bukak disebabkan tak sabo nak membeli belah, tapi terketo keto tangan pasal wallet dah makin nipis.
Budaya shopping shopping ni lahir dari zaman dinasour lagi, memang dah lama sangat dah. diberitakan pada zaman dinasour dulu, ada satu "MEGA SALES" jadi ibu ibu dinasour tersebut pergi shopping dengan girang tanpa menghiraukan anak anak mereka dirumah. bapak bapak dinasour pulak terpaksa ke pantai untuk mengutip kulit kerang (zaman tu matawang pakai kulit kerang-sebab tu kekadang kita jumpa fosil kerang diatas gunung lah, atas bukit lah,sebenarnya geng dinasour ni yang bawak, bukannya kerang tu naik sendiri atas bukit kot!). So, leka dengan shopping, mereka terlupa yang anak anak dinasour belum makan dan akhirnya mati kelaparan. bila dah parent dinaour ni balik rumah, baru mereka tahu keadaan mereka, dan akhirnya mereka pun mati akibat perasaan sedih yang terlampau. itulah ceritanya bagaimana dinasour akhirnya pupus dari muka bumi ini hanya disebabkan satu Mega Sales, maka tamatlah zaman dinasour (cerita ini tak dapat dipastikan kesahihannya kerana cerita ini diceritakan oleh rakan kepada rakan kepada kawan pakcik kawan saya).
Jadi kawan kawan, marilah kita jadikan cerita kepupusan dinasour ini sebagai iktibar, jangan lah kita terlalu meng"shopping", kerana shopping ni tak pernah membawa kita ke mana mana. pernah kawan kawan dengan orang masuk paper kerana menjadi sorang shopper yang berjaya? tak pernah kan? tapi, anda pernah dengar orang yang jadi usahawan berjaya, jadi penternak berjaya, jadi petani berjaya, haaaa, ada jugak pekdah, heh heh


Gambar mak dinasour bawak anak dia pusing pusing kl cari supermarket yang ada buat "Mega Sales"

sebenarnya, aku nak cerita ada dua jualan murah kat tempat aku nieh, so, dalam masa satu hari tu aku terpaksa pergi ke dua tempat yang berbeza untuk jualan murah, maunya tak hangin satu badan, sebab barang barang kat situ tak sesuai untuk aku pun, not my taste at all!

yang pertama, ada satu jualan murah sempena pembukaan kedai perabot VA MATRIX (promosi sikit nama kedai ni, pasai apek tu bagi spesel diskaun kat aku). so, perabut perabut pun murah laaa waktu promosi ni, kena pulak dengan aku perlukan perabut untuk rumah baru, so, aku pun look look see see laa kot kot ada barang yang menarik perhatian aku, promosi barang tu macam dibawah ni



inilah set bilik tidor, katil, almari baju, kerusi kecil dan set cermin muka harganya RM488. kira murah jugak laaa tu dan menarik jugak rupanya.

itu satu jualan murah mengenai perabot dan perkakasan elektrik

yang kedua pulak, Jualan Murah sempena pembukaan cawangan ke 23 Kedai ZonRia

memang kedai tu buat special punya Jualan Murah. Baju kanak kanak RM1 satu, Seluar Kanak Kanak RM1 satu, Sandal Kanak Kanak RM1 satu, wahhh, ini memang murahh ni, tapi, dia buat sales tu hanya pada waktu tertentu, macam semalam, dia buat pada pukul 8, so, orang ramai pun tertunggu tunggu laaa tiba detik dan saatnya bermula. tepat saja pukul lapan, orang ramai berebut rebut barang barang, punya laaa kelam kabut, nasib baik aku tak kena langgar, fuhhh, bahaya betul.


ni gambar orang berebut rebut baju jualan spesel murah RM1 sehelai (gambar bawah)




Staff ZONRIA pening kepala melihat gelagat orang ramai yang berebut rebut pilih pakaian sampai nak runtuh khemah! (gambar Bawah)



dalam masa setengah jam, semua barang barang tersebut selesai dibelasah oleh orang ramai.(gambar dibawah)






dalam kelam kabut tu sempat laaa aku ambik 2 helai baju kanak kanak dan 3 helai seluar, tak maching laa pulak satu baju tak cukup, huhu, ampeh sungguh, dah laa tak cukup baju, kaler baju dan seluar pun langsung tak matching, haha, ampesh, (Gambar bawah)



apa pun, memang seronok jugak laa malam tu sebab tengok gelagat orang ramai. macam wife aku kata, bagus jugak ada jualan murah ni sebab boleh membeli barang murah dan berjimat" errr, tapi, jimat apa kalau satu malam walaupun murah tapi habis beratus ratus, huhu, itu jimat pak pandir namanya, huhu

(info untuk kawan kawan opis dan kawan kawan lain, aku ambik masa 10 minit untuk masukkan entry nieh, aku tak buang masa weih, sepuluh minit jaaa, heh heh, aku tak curi tulang aaaa)

Tribute to Michael Jackson - The Legend : King Of Pop -

i Cant believe my ears when Hitz.fm keep on saying Michael Jackson passed away due to Cardiac Arrest. it must have been someone who have the same name and share the same title "King of Pop" , but hey, nobody can share that title, its only for 1 person and its MJ himself.

Its absolutely big lost to the entertainment industry and to the world. MJ had a notable impact on music and culture throughout the world. He broke down racial barriers, transformed the art of the music video and paved the way for modern pop music in his own country. MJ work, distinctive musical sound and vocal style have influenced hip hop, pop and R&B artists, including Mariah Carey, Usher, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and R. Kelly. For much of his career, he had an "unparalleled" level of worldwide influence over the younger generation through his musical and humanitarian contributions.

When i was a kid, my brother and i have a compilation of video clips from "Beat It","billie jeans", "Thriller" up to "Bad" and "Moonwalker".we keep on playing that video over and over again. MJ was our Idol, until later MJ was accused for Child Sexual Abuse in 1993.

a little story about MJ involvment in Entertainment arena:

The son of Joseph Walter "Joe" Jackson and Katherine Esther, he was the seventh of nine children. His siblings are Rebbie, Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, La Toya, Marlon, Randy and Janet.[6] Joseph Jackson was a steel mill employee who often performed in an R&B band called The Falcons with his brother Luther

Jackson showed musical talent early in his life, performing in front of classmates and others during a Christmas recital at the age of five. In 1964, MJ and Marlon joined the Jackson Brothers—a band formed by brothers Jackie, Tito and Jermaine—as backup musicians playing congas and tambourine, respectively. Jackson later began performing backup vocals and dancing; at the age of eight, he and Jermaine assumed lead vocals, and the group's name was changed to The Jackson 5.[6] The band toured the Midwest extensively from 1966 to 1968. The band frequently performed at a string of black clubs and venues

In 1966, they won a major local talent show with renditions of Motown hits and James Brown's "I Got You (I Feel Good)", led by MJ.

During The Jackson 5's early years, Motown's public relations team claimed that MJ was nine years old—two years younger than he actually was—to make him appear cuter and more accessible to the mainstream audience.

In 1979, Jackson broke his nose during a complex dance routine. His subsequent rhinoplasty surgery was not a complete success; he complained of breathing difficulties that would affect his career.(later started a whole series of plastic surgery, you can read here )

MJ suffered a setback on January 27, 1984. While filming a Pepsi Cola commercial at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, Jackson suffered second degree burns to his scalp after pyrotechnics accidentally set his hair on fire. Happening in front of a full house of fans during a simulated concert, the incident was the subject of heavy media scrutiny and elicited an outpouring of sympathy. PepsiCo settled a lawsuit out of court, and MJ gave his $1.5 million settlement to the "Michael Jackson Burn Center" which was a piece of new technology to help people with severe burns. MJ had his third rhinoplasty shortly afterwards and grew self conscious about his appearance.

On May 14, 1984, MJ was invited to the White House to receive an award presented by U.S. President Ronald Reagan. The award was given for MJ's support of charities that helped people overcome alcohol and drug abuse. Jackson won eight awards during the 1984 Grammys. Unlike later albums, Thriller did not have an official tour to promote it, but the 1984 Victory Tour, headlined by The Jacksons, showcased much of Jackson's new solo material to more than two million Americans. He donated his $5 million share from the Victory Tour to charity.

The reporter goes overboard with all the wacko stories about MJ and one day he said this "Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight,' people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.'" —Michael Jackson


In March 1988, Jackson purchased land near Santa Ynez, California to build Neverland Ranch at a cost of $17 million. The 2,700-acre (11 km2) property had Ferris wheels, a menagerie, and a movie theater. A security staff of 40 patrolled the grounds. In 2003, the property was valued at approximately $100 million. In 1989, his annual earnings from album sales, endorsements, and concerts was estimated at $125 million for that year alone.Shortly afterwards, MJ became the first Westerner to appear in a television advert for Russia.


One of Jackson's first documented public appearances since his trial was in November 2006, when he visited the London office of the Guinness World Records. He received eight records, among them "First Entertainer to Earn More Than 100 Million Dollars in a Year" and "Most Successful Entertainer of All Time". Jackson was awarded the Diamond Award on November 15, 2006, for selling over 100 million albums, at the World Music Awards.

We skip the part MJ married to Lisa Marie Prestley, and second wife dermatologist nurse Deborah Jeanne Rowe, with whom he fathered a son, Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr. (also known as "Prince"), and a daughter, Paris Michael Katherine Jackson.The pair first met in the mid-1980s, when Jackson was diagnosed with vitiligo. and MJ's third child, Prince Michael Jackson II (also known as Blanket) was born in 2002. The mother's identity was never released by MJ, but he has said the child was the result of artificial insemination from a surrogate mother and his own sperm cells

On June 25, 2009, Jackson collapsed at a rented home in Holmby Hills in Los Angeles. Attempts at resuscitating him by his personal physician were unsuccessful. Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics received a 911 call at 12:21 pm(US local time) and arrived nine minutes later at Jackson's location. He was reportedly not breathing and CPR was performed. Resuscitation efforts continued both en route to the UCLA Medical Center, and for an hour further after arriving at approximately 1:14 pm (U.S local time) . He was noted to have already been in cardiac arrest by the paramedics who attended his house.MJ was pronounced dead at about 2:26 pm U.S Local Time

News of Jackson's death spread quickly online, causing many websites to experience technical difficulties under the unanticipated swell of users. Google announced technical difficulties after a sudden swell in searches for "Michael Jackson" led the company to believe it was under attack from hackers, while social networking site Twitter reported a crash after record numbers of users used the site to spread the news of Jackson's death.Wikipedia itself had temporarily experienced technical difficulties and crashed at 3:15 reportedly due to excessive edits and user overload. Many news organizations were generally very cautious about the initial reports of his death.

In the hours following MJ's death, his record sales increased dramatically. His seminal album "Thriller" climbed to number one on the American iTunes music chart, while another eight have made it into the top 40.In the UK, where MJ would have performed less than three weeks after his death, his albums occupied 14 of the top 20 places on the Amazon.co.uk sales chart with "Off The Wall" topping the chart. In the UK iTunes store on June 26th, 25 of Jackson's songs were in the Top 100 best selling songs list.

At the time of his death, Jackson was scheduled to perform 50 sold-out concerts to over one million people, at London's O2 arena, from July 13, 2009, to March 6, 2010. During a publicity press conference, Jackson made suggestions of possible retirement. Randy Phillips, president and chief executive of AEG Live, had stated that the first 10 dates alone would have earned the singer approximately £50 million (50 million pound, not dollar, wow!)

There have been reports of foul play by Michael's doctor who reportedly gave a overdose of Demerol. LA police want to speak to the doctor who is missing. Rumors are appearing that his car was towed away.This will be another conspiracy Theory that will never end. and of cos, alot of people out there didnt beleive that MJ's had passed away, the same way they do about Elvis, for me, MJ's have left us, but his music and effort of humanity will always be with us, forever!

We love You Michael! you are always in our heart!

H1N1 or Selsema Babi?

i went back home to had lunch, over lunch i watch news on 3 and there was this news about H1N1. first its about total of 93 malaysian infected with H1N1, second (this one make me goes confused and laugh) about Rais Yatim (Kementerian Penerangan), he urge to use Selsema babi in paper and berita and not to use H1N1 only. aiyahhh, i dont know lahh bout this, we should not just bising bising about names, we should do more than fight for names only lah. you can call what you want, its still the same epedemic what, so what you what to kalut kalut, aihh. i also dont know what to say lahh, anybody want to response about this? come laa, kita sembang sembang

The corruptor!

This song (Alex Toh "I'm Sorry") reminds me about something that is so fresh, so new but so bitter, another part of my life, Love and affection! heh heh heh, enjoy the song! also i love chow yuen fatt lah, he look so cool in this movie the corruptor!



this song ( James Blunt "Goodbye my Lover") for my *ehemm* who choose to stay off the spotlight and hide in the underground. i just wanna say goodbye, and thanks for everything, heh

Manusia dan Hipokrit adalah benda yang sama??

Manusia dan sifat hipokrit ni memang dah sebati, dah tak boleh lari. yang membezakannya diantara seorang dengan sorang yang lain adalah tahap kehipokritan dia tu. sama ada tinggi atau rendah hipokrit dia tu. bukan apa, aku nak cerita pasal hipokrit ni, pasal aku nak mintak sapa sapa yang membaca ni, tolong tolong laaa muhasabah diri kita, sebab aku pun sama jugak, hipokrit, aku cuma nak ajak pembaca mengubah cara hidup, berhenti laa jadi hipokrit, lets just be ourself!

aku rasa hairan, bila aku tengok orang yang mengutuk, mengata kat orang ni, tapi akhirnya boleh dapat pengiktirafan dari orang ni, kenapa ek? aku pun hairan. padahal, mamat ni laaa yang paling kuat mengutuk, mencanang canang keburukan si mamat ni, last last, dia pulak diberi penghormatan oleh mamat ni. tetiba aku jadi bingung! pepatah melayu "buat baik dibalas baik, buat jahat jangan sekali" dengan tiba tiba dah tak boleh dipakai lagi. bukan kita nak berasa jeles dengan pemberian yang tak seberapa tu, cuma kita rasa pelik dengan dunia sekarang, mungkin boleh dikatakan dunia akhir zaman, semakin pelik sifat manusia, mungkin betul juga dunia akhir zaman, sebab orang jahil diagung agungkan, orang beriman dipijak! heh, mungkin itulah yang berlaku dizaman sekarang

manusia pembawa mulut ni memang bermasalah, contoh laaaa, ada satu cerita, Nabi Muhammad S.A.W pernah memberitahu umatnya, wanita senang masuk syurga, tapi lebih ramai yang masuk neraka kerana mulut mereka. tapi, zaman sekarang ni, aku tengok, bukan perempuan saja yang mengumpat, yang lelaki pun tak kurang mengumpat. mula mula si lelaki ni pergi sembang laa dengan mamat ni pot pet pot pet, pi dok korek rahsia, bila dah dapat rahsia, mai laa dok cerita kat geng geng pompuan kaa, geng geng laki kaa, memang tak boleh pakai langsung kalau orang macam ni. moga moga orang yang macam ni menerima pembalasan yang setimpal dari Allah, sebabnya? dari cerita cerita yang dia bawak ni boleh menimbulkan fitnah sebab cerita yang dia buat ni belum tentu betul dan dok bawak mulut, fitnah ni lebih teruk dari membunuh, hmmmm

aku bukan nak marah, mengamuk jauh sekali, cuma nak bagitau kepada umat manusia semua, diam lebih baik dari berkata kata benda yang batil. benda ni bukan berlaku di opis, tapi berlaku di mana mana, aku ni pun jahil, bukan lah alim, tapi kita tak perlu jadi alim ulama untuk tidak menjadi hipokrit dan tidak menfitnah orang lain, Lu pikir lah sendiri

Pesta Makan Durian! di pulau pinang

woh woh woh, musim buah durian tiba lagi, hanya dengan modal 10 hengget, anda boleh makan durian sepuas puasnyaa, errr, banyak mana laa sangat boleh makan durian ni, makan banyak banyak pun boleh meletop perot ni, bahaya jugak.

tetapi bagi anda yang memang kaki makan durian, sila laaa join pesta makan durian di pulau pinang, info seperti di bawah

Tarikh: 28/06/09
Masa : 9:00 pagi - 1 tengah hari
Lokasi: Pantai Teluk Bayu, Sungai Batu, Teluk Kumbar, Pulau Pinang

Extra:
-Buffet (Layan Diri)
-Free Flow (Makan Puas Puas)
-Pulut Durian Disediakan
-Minuman Percuma
-Acara Kanak kanak Dan Keluarga
- Peraduan Dan Lain lain
-Lucky Draw / cabutan bertuah

Harga:
Satu Keluarga RM30
Seorang Individu RM10

untuk lebih info Hubungi : Zul - 012-4810074 / rahman- 019-4174277 / Zailan - 019-4777045

weekend tu memang aku ada kat penang, so ari ahad ni kalau boleh ambil cuti, boleh laa makan durian, best!

Terima kasih kat Kak Anne kerana bagitau pasal Pesta Durian Ini! best!


-klik pada gambar untuk imej lebih besar-

Semangat Sukan yang Kental!

Hari sabtu ada futsal tournament bersempena dengan hari sukan opis aku. aku yang jadi bidan terjun sebagai goal keeper hanya mampu tersenyum sementara menunggu aku dirembat macam punching bag! apapun, memang best laaa berkumpul ramai ramai dengan opis mate, berkenal kenalan, waktu waktu sibuk dan kelam kabut macam ni kita dapat tengok true colour seseorang tu, dapat kenal lebih dalam, apa pun, aku tak suka judge orang, dan aku tak suka orang judge aku pun, just take me as who you are, full stop!

yah yah, cerita pasal futsal tournament ni, amat lah menggembirakan, macam budak budak kecik, heh heh. team aku yang underdog ni dah jadi juara, juara beb! bukan calang calang team kami belasah. team kami ni, kalau dalam kertas, orang kata team cikai atau koroo laaa kot. tapi dengan semangat kental dan jitu serta semangat kesukanan tinggi yang Tegar! kami telah berjaya mengalahkan pasukan pasukan yang lebih hebat! fuhh, kalau tak percaya, tengok laaa scoreboard kat bawah ni, errr, by the way, team aku nama Dragonball! dan percayalah, orang orang yang dah ada anak anak kecik 5-6 orang ni, sanggup namakan team kumpulan mereka dengan nama nama kartun dan anime kanak kanak, lucukan!? tapi itu lah yang kami mahu, berseronok macam budak budak kecik! best!




team aku yang bawah sekali, team dragonball, atas sikit keluang man, atas dia sponge bob, pastu wonderpets, pastu upin dan ipin dan atas sekali tom tom bak.
kat situ boleh nampak team kami hanya kalah sekali saja dengan team wonderpets, namun kami menang game ni dengan jumlah 12 mata, yey, tahniah kat semua team yang telah berusaha keras untuk kalah kan team kami, kesian kat depa noooo, hehe

ramai staff yang datang untuk bagi sokongan moral dan tak kurang juga sambil bagi sokongan sambil kutuk member, heh heh heh, bila lagi nak kutuk, ini lah masa yang paling sesuai!

haaa, ni baru sejumlah kecil pasukan sorak lelaki yang didatangkan khas hanya untuk sorak team yang team yang kalah! heh heh, kuat betui depa sorak! sampai suara naik serak!





last sekali untuk kenang kenangan, kumpulan kami bergambar dengan semua kumpulan kumpulan yang kalah, biasa laaa, bila dah menang ni, semua orang nak tangkap gambar dengan kami, muahahahaha, dah juara katakan! team team lain tu, cuba lagi tahun depan untuk merampas takhta kami, anda boleh cuba, tapi belum tentu berjaya! keh keh keh, adios!

Music Of My Soul

I Suddenly fall in love with this song from Fall Out Boy, how bout you guys?

Minggu Sukan!

minggu ini minggu sukan, weekend ni ada perlawanan futsal. disebabkan badan aku yang sihat ni, aku ditugaskan menjadi penjaga gol. maklumlah,kalau aku dah tido depan tiang gol pun, confirm dah takdak ruang kosong dah, confirm semua dah penuh. jadi terpaksa lah aku jadi penjaga gol. kalau korang nak tau, jadi goal keeper untuk game futsal ni memang bosan, memang kena rembat jaaa kerja dia. aku lebih rela jadi goal keeper untuk bola padang, lagi stimmm! tapi nak buat macam mana, kess paksa rela, maksudnya aku dipaksa dan terpaksa rela, hehe

yang keduanya, mengenai saiz baju sukan aku ni, office aku bagi free uniform, so, kita pun test test baju, kemudian aku order untuk saiz raksaksa, saiz paling besar laa maksudnya. hari ini baju pun sampai, aku pun syok gila laa nak test baju kaler biru yang cantik ni, malangnya, bila aku pakai, punya laa kecik baju ni, sampai nampak pusattt laa pulak, boooosaannnn, nak tau macam mana rupanya aku pakai baju ni??? tengok gambo kat bawahhh

























bukan salah badan aku besarrrr, tapi salah baju tu kecik sangat! heh heh

Malay Or English

Few of my friend requested me to blog in malay, the reason being is when i blog in english, its look like there is no freedom of writing and all the grammar all tunggang terbalik! so, i what do you guys think? do leave a comment.

as for myself, i prefer to blog in malay, since i'm not that good blogging in english, but anyway, if i blog in malay, i'll translate in english if there any request, can ahh like that? the truth is, i'm not good in blogging at all, but i just use langguage as excuses! heh, can i stop blogging, i feel like i'm dying, really! i'm dying, i'm getting weak and weaker day by day, is it i'm dying or i'm just getting older?

I'm Hot!

yeah, i'm hot, its the weather i mean, hehe

u guys know i'm selling cold beverages on last weekend. there was a fishing tournament at my place so i took a chance to sell something to earn money.

this is my stall, selling cold beverages and nasik lemak, just a small tent and a small quantity of goods.





there is a girl, a pretty girl came to my stall to buy a cold beverages, i think she is an outsider, she have this "kl" slang, we chat, then suddently she said " panas lah kat sini (its hot in here), tempat ni memang selalu panas macam ni ka? (is this place always this hot?), i was like, "errrr, ya ya, sini memang panas, (yes yes, its always hot here). ohh gosh, its really a turn off, its malaysia and its hot all year, unless you are in an airconditioned room or car lah. haihhh, what a dumb blonde,


picture above shown is the winning fish lah, 14.6kg in total, the guy who catch this fish is from perak, "ikan Patin"

anyway, this entry is not complete since there is a problem uploading picture, blogspot always giving problem lah, free service, what can we say more, hehe, i'll post up more later. there is a contant ringing/buzzing sound in my head, i dont know why,

- current fav song - little Hannah Montana - Miley Cyrus - The Climb ( i fell like a small kids pulak! haha, the song is about pursuing your dream, be strong, to keep going and pushing on, this song only suitable for the heartbreak, person who feel life is sux in hoping there is a better place/live on the other side of the mountain ie the climb, i like her voice lah, its sound older like an adult. anyone who is happy, filthy rich and success in live, please steer away from this song, get your own song yah!




This is my friend's car, i have to bid him farewell as this 30th is his last day here in Pendang, next month he'll start working at his hometown, KL. so, see you again fren, you are always welcome here in Pendang.



At last i received the Key to my Home Sweet Home.so i can save some money from paying for the rented house before and focus on the house installment payment. but now no money yet to shift to this house, have to buy all the furniture and everything, really broke lah this time, anybody want to buy a house? i want to sell this one lah! really! no kidding !



this is the famouse laksa in kedah, laksa telok kecai, its so famous and always packed with people there lah. Location - on the way to kuala kedah, the shop is on your right. you will know once you see the car parking on the roadside.


this is Laksam, abit sour type of laksa with a koeteow look of laksa, the taste? for me its ok laaa, but my MIL make a better laksa lah, hehe, if you want to try my MIL Laksa, you have to book a date first because its limited, :P

An Investment or another failure?

i've planning to do a sales during this weekend at my place. its gonna be a fishing tournament here organised by big company Berita Harian newspaper and Bank Rakyat (local bank). i guessed its gonna draw a big crowd same as what happened at Darul Aman Lake (Jitra) few weeks ago. so i took this opportunity to sell something to gain few ringgit from it. i dont have big capital, only have few cent and also dont know what to sell also. the safest thing to sell i think is iced cold mineral water. since it will not spoil easily and also i can keep it and sell it at other program/event if i didnt manage to sell all this week.

so i did some windows shopping at tesco and giant supermarket to search for the lowest price. the conclusion, tesco selling the lowest price, rm0.48 for 600ml bottle with tesco brand. and i immedietly bought few dozen.

i need few bucks to pay house installment and my road tax nearly expired. so hopefully this time i can get some money lah, cant afford to lose again, die lah if cannot make money this time. also, if you guys know anything i could sell this weekend, do leave a comment, it will be very helpfull.


what i bought last night at tesco

"How to Dump a Man"

Dear ________,

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated
from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably
aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and
dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself
also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep
your name on file should an opening become available.

So that you may find better success in your future
romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the
following reason(s) you were disqualified from the
competition.

Check those that apply...

___Your last name is objectionable. I can't
imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting
my children to it.

___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not
something I can picture myself yelling out in a
fit of passion.

___The fact that our dining experiences to date has
left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants
a little tighter!

___Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms
by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested
in me for something other than my personality.

___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked
you 20 questions about yourself before you asked
me more than one about myself.

___Your constant e-mailing shows me you have TOO
much time on your hands!

___Your legs are skinnier than mine.

___You're too short. Any son that we produced would
inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.

___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition
from trying to kiss you.

___I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily
unappealing.

___The fact that your apartment has been condemned
reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is
unbreakable.

___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often
in conversation.

___You still live with your parents.

___Although I still enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe
of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.

___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend
lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic
stalker.

___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that
I am seeking in a long-term partner.

___Your height is out of proportion to your weight.
If you should however, happen to gain the necessary
17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.

___Somehow I doubt those condoms I found in your
overnight bag were really necessary for a successful
business trip.

___I am out of your league, set your sights lower next
time.

Sincerely,
Cruella de Ville



bukti sebuah percintaan

Seorang wanita telah mengajak teman lelakinya ke rumahnya supaya dapat
berdua-duaan di malam minggu. Jadi teman lelakinyabersetuju.

Tau-tau saja lah apa yang dia orang buat di malam minggu tu
berdua-duaan di dalam bilik wanita tu... .. kira malam minggu tu
milik dia oranglah.

Selepas selesai melakukan adengan yang di censoredkan, si lelaki ni pun
berehat sambil mengambil rokoknya tapi mancis takder.

Bertanyalah si lelaki ni kepada teman wanitanya;

"Darling! ada mancis tak?".

"Ada kat dalam laci sebelah katil tu", jawab si wanita tu.

Masa buka laci tu,terpandanglah si lelaki tu sebuah potret lelaki di dalam

laci tu. Bertanyalah si lelaki tu pada teman wanitanya;
Gambar siapa ni yang? Gambar suami sayang ker?""Bukan" jawab si wanita tu.

"Kalau bukan gambar suami sayang, gambar tunang sayang ker?",

"Bukan jugak" jawab wanita tu lagi.

"Kalau bukan jugak, habis gambar ni gambar siapa?"
tanya silelaki tu untuk mendapat penjelasan lanjut

"Yanggg! Gambar tu adalah gambar saya sebelum saya menjalani pembedahan
jantina"
jawab si wanita tu dengan penuh manja.

(Credit to Encik Utara)

The Taxi Driver

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.


'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'


"Swine Flu Symptoms"



Everyone should be aware that there is a possibility
of another outbreak of Swine Flu during the next
few months of the flu season.

In order that you may be on the alert for indications
that you or members of your family may have
contracted the Swine Flu Virus, you should be
aware of the symptoms associated with this disease.

Sore throat

Slight headache

Moderate to high temperature

Nausea or upset stomach

An uncontrollable urge to have sex in the mud

BET THAT LAST PART WOULD BE FUN!

"A Very Helpful Marriage Counselor"

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only
way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They
had been at each other's throat for some time and felt
that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the
counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and
opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the
husband held his long face down without anything to
say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles
an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the
counselor went over to her, picked her up by her
shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes,
and sat her back down.

Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief
at what had happened.

The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS
that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have
her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

Awesome Bungalow of YTL

Its my fantasy to have a very very big house with swimming pool and jacuzzi and bbq site and everything. why i said its my fantasy? because i know i cant even afford a small tent, duh! i'm gonna share with you a really awesome Bungalow of Tan Sri Yeoh Tiong Lay (YTL) at Damansara Heights. people told me laa, i never see this building there before, i'm not sure its true or not. and guys, if you happen to know whether this building exist or not, do share with us!


view From top


the enterance


front door/lobby


swimming pool


Swimming Pool at night


Dining Area


Lounge


this one i dont know, master bed room maybe.

some of you might say this Tan Sri sure have big house, of cos! he work hard for it, nothing comes cheap right? i cant sleep for few days when i saw this picture, i keep on getting nightmares! i dont know why!

Restoran Nelayan, kuala kedah

Lokasi: Jalan Ke Kuala Kedah
Specialty: Ikan bakar, Tomyam, ikan tiga rasa.
Menu ordered: Sup Ayam, Sup Cendawan, telur bistik, ulam dan sambal, nasik putih 2
minuman: limau ais, milo ais, teh o ais, ais kosong dua
Price: RM16

Restoran Nelayan merupakan tempat ikan bakar peberet wife aku. aku pun tatau pasai apa dia suka sangat kat situ. bagi aku, biasa jaa, maklum laa, kalau nak kena keluaq duit ni, memang aku tak berapa suka sangat, hua hua hua


inilah restoran nya, sebelah kedai minyak esso ka caltex, tak ingat, bangunan dia tersorok sikit,


keadaan kedai yang teratur dan bersih




sempat kasik peace sign masa tengah tunggu oder, orang tak ramai, so cepat laa makanan sampai


ini makanan yang diorder, tak banyak oder, sebab siang tu dah makan 4 tempat kenduri, heh heh, gila banyak kenduri


Princess meratah sup ayam

tak sempat nak cerita panjang panjang pasal entry ni, sebab pakcik jaga opis ni dah kelam kabut nak tutup opis, kang dia kunci aku kat dalam opis ni, kes naya jaaa, huhu, jumpa lagi on next entry tomorrow,

Kolam renang MBAS

Yup, kolam renang, cuaca sekarang ni sangat lah terlalu panas. kalau boleh setiap saat nak berendam dalam air jaaa rasa, duduk dalam aircond pun tak selesa, yer lah, keluar kejap panas, masuk lam opis kena aircond sejuk menggigil, pastu keluar pulak panas, last last demam camtu jaa,

sempena cuti sekolah ni, dan jugak aku yang sentiasa dalam keaadan kedekut dan budget, telah mencari alternatif untuk bawak sedara pergi mandi manda. memula memang terfikir bawak pergi sungai lagi jimat, takda bayaran, paling kuat pun kena bayar duit parking dalam singgit. tapi, anda sedia maklum laa, sekarang ni cuti sekolah, confirm ramai gila orang, nak mandi pun tak senang. anyway. selalu aku bawak family mandi swimming pool kat hotel (swiss in, sp inn dan seri malaysia). tapi bayaran agak mahal, rm8 bagi bebudak, tinggi jugak tu, mandi bukan lama pun, so sekarang aku dah jumpa alternatif terbaik dan dekat dengan rumah aku

KOLAM RENANG MBAS di alor star
Lokasi: sebelah restoran KFC Stadium Bolasepak alor star / sebelah hotel seri malaysia alor star
Harga: RM1.50 bagi kanak kanak / Remaja RM2.00 / Dewasa 18 ke atas RM2.50
Facility: Olympic size swimming pool & kolam kanak kanak (itu saja, takdak water canon ke atau permainan air macam kat sunway lagoon atau kolam air kat sp tu, apa nama ntah, lupa)

Murahkan? memang murah. aku bawak princess aku yang umor dia baru 2 setengah tahun. bawak pegi pool hotel pun tak berbaloi, dia memang suka mandi kolam, tapi sekejap jaa, bawak pegi sunway lagoon pun tak berbaloi, tak semua permainan boleh main. so bawak sini ok laaa pasal dapat dia main air yang memang menjadi kesukaan dia.



ini senarai harga, kolam ini ada 3 sesi, so make sure you datang on the right time, kalau tak, buang masa jer tunggu.

Pintu masuk ke Kolam Renang MBAS


ini kolam untuk kanak kanak, hari minggu, tapi tak ramai sangat orang, mungkin sebab banyak kenduri kot, parent diorang sibuk


princess..


Ini kolam untuk orang dewasa, di kolam ini jugak boleh diadakan pertandingan renang, dia punya lane dan facility untuk pertandingan memang ada


kawasan parking untuk pelanggan mencukupi, kalau nampak tempat parking ni sesak, confirm orang ramai. masa aku pergi tu, banyak ni jer kereta, so, memang tak ramai orang. dihujung sana tu adalah KFC dan Stadium bola sepak alor star.

Tips: kalau anda nak bermain air disini, dinasihatkan ambil sesi 1 atau sesi 3, sebab kawasan kolam renang ni tak berbumbung, so, kalau ambil sesi 2, waktu tengah hari, amatlah panas, aku masuk sesi 3 pun, air dia rasa suam suam jaa, lantai simen dia tu sangat lah panas, so, plan lah sebaiknya, itu saja, adios

Isteri Dan AirBag

My pren anto satu lawak yang boleh menyebabkan radang paru paru jugak laaa bila membaca lawak ni, heh heh, sila laa baca. Tenku Encik Utara diatas lawak yang anda submit ini

Sepasang suami isteri yang selalu menghadapi masalah perhubungan
tengah berbincang masalah mereka dalam sebuah kereta. Si suami tengah
memandu.

Isteri : kita dah berkawin 15 tahun dah,saya rasa saya tak sesuai lagi
bersama dengan awak... saya nak mintak cerai dengan awak.....

si suami diam dan terus memandu kereta ...bertambah laju....(70km)

isteri : saya dah tak cintakan awak lagi...sebenarnya saya dah ada
teman lelaki....dia akan berkawin dengan saya lepas awak ceraikan
saya... saya
malas nak cerita panjang lagi..dan saya tak nak awak cuba pujuk
saya..saya dah bosan hidup dengan awak....!!

si suami terus memandu dengan penuh perasaan marah...masih diam...

Isteri : bila kita bercerai,saya nak rumah kita...

si suami masih diam 11:21
si suami masih diam ...memandu dengan lebih laju....(80km)

isteri : saya nak anak kita juga...awak bukan boleh pelihara
mereka.....

si suami masih diam ..tambah kelajuan (100 km)

isteri : saya nak kereta ini,kredit card dan saving akaun kita

sisuami masih diam, membelok kereta ke arah jusco......

isteri : awak ada ingin minta apa2??

suami : tak perlu....saya dah ada apa yang saya perlukan...

isteri : ya kah?? apa yang awak ada..??

suami : si suami menjawap sebelum beliau menlanggar dinding konkrit
jaya jusco.... saya ada air bag.....awak tak ada..

(hahahahhahaha.....kuang ajar pnye suami.....)

"She's The Best Lay In Town"

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk
comes in, staggers up to them, and points at
the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the
best lay in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores
him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up
to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points
at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your
mom, and it was sweet!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the
drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces,
"Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad,...
you're drunk!"

"Hillbilly Honeymoon"

A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their
honeymoon. The husband jumps into bed to
wait for his wife to get herself ready. The wife
comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee
and says, "Honey, I have something to tell you.
I'm a virgin."

The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the
house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads
straight to his fathers house. When he gets
there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing
here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."

The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big
secret of hers. She's a virgin."

"Darn it, son. You did the right thing by leaving. If
she wasn't good enough for her family, she sure
as hell isn't good enough for ours!"

Asmara Orang Pencen

Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana
besar, diatas katil....... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut
usia baru masuk tidur.

Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan
ghairah malam itu....

Si isteri bersuara,
"Dulu-dulu tu..... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido."

Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, lepas tu
mula mengantuk
semula.

Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya."

Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh
bibirnya ke pipi si
isteri.

Lepas tu sambung tido balik.

Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......."

Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan
bangun dari katil
tu.

Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi mana tu?"

Dengan marah suaminya menjawab,
"Nak pegi amik gigi la ni!!!"


"Old Acquaintances"

An elderly retired couple were driving down the
East coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a
fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of
hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat
everything.

An elderly station attendant came to the car and
started filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he
asked if the man liked the weather, to which the
man replied, "very much."

What'd he say?, asked the woman. "He asked if
I like the weather, and I told him yes", replied her
husband.

"Where are you-all headed", asked the attendant.
"Oh, we're going to Jacksonville", he replied.

"What'd he say?" asked the woman. "He asked
where we're going, and I told him to Jacksonville,"
the husband replied.

"Where are you-all from," inquired the attendant a
few moments later.

"Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied. "Ah, I was
in Maine for two years while I was in the Air Force,"
replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from Maine
while I was there. It didn't last long though. I have to
tell you, this girl was the worst in bed of any girl I ever
knew."

"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.

"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.

How To Understand Women?

as you guys already know, women is very complicated. really hard to understand women. what they want, what they need, its like a mysterious thing, because when they say something its not really what they mean it. haihhh, i give up to understand women, so i just go with the flow as in "whatever..."

anyway, i would like to share a story, a story that my friend Suthakhar Subramaniam told me, its goes like this.

how to understand women? Let me share a story with you.

There was once a man walking down a beach when he came upon a Magic Lamp, the kind that we hear about in the Aladdin stories. He picked it up and gave it a rub....a genie appeared!

The genie asked him what his wish were...he only got one wish.

The man wished that a bridge to be built to the Mauritious Island, as he had heard that Mauritious has beautiful beaches.
The genie answered it cant be done, as it will unbalance the sea bed, causing diverse global effect etc etc, asked him to wish for something else.

After a long thought the man wished that he could understand WOMEN.

The genie asked him if he wanted 1 lane or 2 lane bridge.

Awe-Inspiring Swimming Pools

Hanging Pool

This architecturally- daring pool, designed by Architexas , sits atop The Joule hotel in Dallas, Texas. Ten stories above the ground, the pool projects eight feet over the edge of the building and hangs directly above Main Street, giving dippers dazzling downtown views. Photo Credit: Gadling.com

Private Bay Overlook

Shown above is one of many private infinity pools at Six Sense Hotel in Koh Yao Noi, Thailand (northeast of the better-known island of Phuket). The pool deck offers a magnificent view of Phang Nga Bay and its limestone monoliths, but the best part? Butler service upon request. Photo credit: Newsdesk.se


Pantheon Pool

The Homestead Crater—a 55-foot-high dome filled halfway with 96°F mineral-rich spring water—is a favorite among local water skiers, snorkelers and scuba divers. Located at the Homestead Resort in Midway, Utah, this natured-inspired pool is lit during the evenings to illuminate the mineral deposits that decorate the chamber’s walls. Photo Credit: HomesteadResort. com


Blood-Red Pool

Appropriately set in Marrakesh, Morocco—known as the “Red City” due the city buildings’ crimson-colored mud walls—this 105-foot-long pool sits at the center of the Murano Oriental Resort. Paved with red enamel and similarly-hued mosaic tiles, the pool water gives off a rosy tint, providing a visual allusion to the city’s nickname. Photo Credit: OUTNEXT.com


World’s Largest Pool

San Alfonso del Mar in Algarrobo, Chile is home to the world’s largest swimming pool, according to the Guinness World Records. Set on an artificial lagoon, the crystal-clear pool crosses over almost 20 acres and is 140-feet deep—equivalent in size to 6,000 standard-sized pools. The pool includes Jacuzzi tubs, solar heating, water cascades and an aquarium that holds more than 42 different species of local sea life. Photo Credit: Americazoom. org


Snow-Side Pool

The Grand Hotel Portillo, one of Chile’s most famous ski resorts, is home to this heated, glass-enclosed indoor-outdoor pool. (Beside it there sits a hot tub of nearly equal size!) Beloved for its sweeping views of the Andes mountaintops as well as its secluded location (there are no neighboring towns for miles), it is here where the hotel guests unwind after a fun-filled day on the slopes! Photo Credit: SkiDream.com


Lap Pool

This enticing infinity pool belongs to New Zealand’s Blanket Bay Luxury Lodge. The seemingly never-ending heated stretch of water allows the perfect view of Lake Wakatipu through the on-the-edge, open-air cutout window carved into the stone. Photo Credit: MadisonMag.com


Infinity Pool

The Bulgari Resort in Bali is home to a pool dubbed the “epitome of infinity”—so named because it appears to blend right into its surrounding scenery. The peak it’s perched on offers unparalleled views of the Indian Ocean and hangs among cliffs of grey, hand-cut volcanic stone that jut out dramatically over the surrounding seas