Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford
are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when
the captain of the plane announces: "We have just
lost power to the engines and are going to make an
emergency crash landing -- assume the brace position
Immediately the three models start preparing for the
worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts
fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask:
"What in the hell are you doing fixing your make-up
when we are about to crash!"
Claudia responds: "I know for a fact the rescue workers
will search for, and save first, the ones who have the
best looking faces -- which is why I am putting on my
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two
beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the
law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia
shout: "Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are
you baring your breasts for everyone to see when
we are about to die!"
Cindy responds: "I have it on good authority in plane
crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the
women with big beautiful breasts -- which is why I
am exposing my tits!"
Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt
and panties to expose her love triangle."
Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell: "Naomi -- Are
you crazy?? Why are you exposing your crotch for
everyone to see?"
Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES PLEASE! I know
for a fact the first thing the rescue workers look for
in plane crashes is a black box!"
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