A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life
is deteriorating rapidly.
The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce
excitement, guilt and so on into the process.
He ponders this for a few days and hatches
"Well," he says to the doctor a week ago, "I did
everything you suggested. The boss let me leave
work an hour early. I sped home and I skidded
all the way up the driveway. I slammed open the
door, charged into the house and found Sheila in
the living room.
I stripped her naked and we went to it on the
"And did you enjoy it?" asked the doctor
"Well," says the guy slowly and thoughtfully,
"Somewhat, but the Bible group thought it was
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