"Human Emotions"

A man decides to have a party and invites lots of
people, telling them to bring their friends. On the
invitation he puts "Themed Party - Come as a Human
Emotion."

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and
he opens the door to see a bloke covered in green
paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion
have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with
envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have
a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host
opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink
bodystocking with a feather boa wrapped round her
most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow,
great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And she
replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come
on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third
time, and the host opens the door to see two guys,
stark naked, one with his pe/nis stuck in a jar of peanut
butter and the other with his unit stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, "God, guys,
what the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for
standing like that out here in the street. What emotion
is this supposed to be?"

The first guy replies, "Well, I'm f---ing nuts, and
my friend here has "come in despair."