Sunday, May 30, 2010

"Home Early"

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange
noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs
to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and

"What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just
as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and
says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips
open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

"You jerk," yells the husband, "my wife's having a
heart attack and you're running around with no
clothes on scaring the kids!"


reanaclaire said...

no wonder the wife goes for the

My Reality and Fantasy Journey said...

hehe, true true!