Saturday, May 29, 2010

"Hellish Johnny"

Little Johnny's sitting at the roadside playing. His mom
looks out of the window to see him eating a couple of
M&Ms, licking the family cat and then standing up, taking
a couple of steps to the left and sitting down again.

Shocked, she goes out to see what he is up to. By the
time she gets to him, he's done the same set of actions
another four times.

"Johnny", she cries, "What are you up to?"

"I'm pretending to be a Hell's Angel," Little Johnny
replied. "You know, popping pills, licking pu/ssy and
moving on."

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