"Medical Distinction Between Guts And Balls"

"Reality"

A man and his wife are watching boxing on TV.
The husband sighs and says, "I'm disappointed!
It was all over in four minutes." The wife replies,
"Good! now you know how I feel."


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"Medical Distinction Between Guts And Balls"

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls?
We have all heard about people having Guts or Balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the
definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hand,
and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
Balls to say, "You are next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is NO difference in the
outcome. Both result in an immediate excruciatingly
painful death.