Do you want to be famous?

Would you like to become an artist? Have you ever dream to sing and be famous? I found a way and I’ll share it with you all. There is a portal http://www.everyoneconnects.net . this portal give you a chance to become an artist or at least try your best to impersonate / become an artist. All you have to do is to sing your version of “Through My Window” song from Bunkface. Record it and upload your self recorded video through the everyoneconnects.net website and that is all. The best video will be chosen to run on online portals. So easy to become famous. Everybody can try, even I myself want to try it lah. Before that I have to learn how to dance so I do not look like our friend who sang “she bang, she bang” in a reality show last few years. But even though he did not do very well in singing and dancing, but still, he now become famous already, everybody remember him, at that time lah, now no more already, I also didn’t remember what his name oh, its William Hung. I like when he said, “ I don’t have any professional training” I guessed he is really talented in his own way. Keep it up William Hung.

William Hung singing "She Bang"

William Hung again singing "She Bang" after he's famous

This is my chance to try to be a superstar. As I read in the website, there will also be a “Banner Concert” as they called it. Band or contestant can come for Banner Concert Audition to sing your version of “Through My Window” song from Bunkface. It’s the same thing like the above, only this time you do it live in front of the audience, the singer himself and also the judges. For more info you can visit http://www.everyoneconnects.net . But today I’m so so free so I just list it here as well as below.

Location: The Orange Entrance Area - Sunway Pyramid

Dates: 31st October and 1st November

Time: 12 - 6 PM

Cruisers will be there too

There will also be Celebrities sang their version of "Through My Window". Famous celebrities :

Shila

Tomok

Modread

Bunkface

Dafi/Mila/Akim

I think that day everything is all about "Through My Window" song.

The auditions will be filter by famous judges they said. But they didn’t said who it is, I wonder will it be Paul or Simon perhaps? I’m gonna be there, please don’t “boo” me when I’m singing on the stage please. Hehe. Be there or be square!

I’m gonna leave you with this song "Through My Window" , I like this advertisement, its so romantic and dramatic, especially when the little paperman stuck in the middle when he try to cross the building. I like It, its so creative.

Flatulance

There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearlyforty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by thehusband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke.

The noise would always awake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air.

Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping onein the morning. He told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him tosee a doctor to see if anything could be done but the husband wouldn'thear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function andthen he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes awaywith her hands.

She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out".

The years went by and the wife continued to suffer and the husbandcontinued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until oneThanksgiving morning..

Before dawn, the wife went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey.

While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem.

With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into abowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husbandwould awake. While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back thecovers and then gently pulled aback her husband's jockey shorts. Shethen placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulledthem up, replaced the covers and tip-toed back downstairs to finishpreparing the family meal.

Several hours later she heard her husband awake with his normalloud ass trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling screamand the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairsbathroom.

The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up asshe rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with himshe had finally gotten even.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in hisblood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit herlip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter.

He said, "honey, you were right - all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you".

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well you always told me that I would end up farting my guts outone of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace ofGod and these two fingers, I think I got 'em all back in."

a very good place

At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is," the man replied.

"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word.


I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?"

"I was born here."

If Columbus had been married!

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:


Where are you going?

With whom?

Why?

How are you going?

To discover what?

Why only you?

What do I do when you are not here?

Can I come with you?

When will you be back?

Will you be home for dinner?

What will you bring for me?

You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you?

You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...

Answer me why?

I want to go to my mother's house.

I want you to drop me there.

I don't want to come back ever!

What do you mean, OK?

Why aren't you stopping me?

I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about.

You always do things like this.

Last time also you did the same thing!

Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.

I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered!

Husband Vs Wife

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever


************ ********* ********* ********* *


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.


************ ********* ********* ********* *
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents


************ ********* ********* *********


Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

Idiots, so far in 2009

Number One Idiot, so far in 2009 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away..


Number Two Idiot so far in 2009 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Number Three Idiot so far in 2009 A man, wanting to rob a Bank of Queensland , walked into the Branch and wrote 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank and crossed the street to the NAB Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of Queensland deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a NAB deposit slip or go back to Bank of Queensland . Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of Queensland. Happened in Noosa!


Number Four Idiot so far in 2009 A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's licence out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that she got off the licence. They arrested the robber two hours later.

Number Five Idiot so far in 2009 A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him..

Number Six Idiot so far in 2009 Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he'd just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window. The brick bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Flexi-Glass. .. The whole event was caught on videotape.. Perth WA .

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local McDonalds and ordered a burger.. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.. Happened in Surfers Paradise !!!


IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, ''Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask..' Happened in Melbourne .


JUST AN IDIOT : When my husband and I arrived at a car dealers to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know - I already done that side.' This was at the FORD dealership Dubbo.

"Confusion"

"Confusion"

A physician visited a California mental institution and
asked a patient "How did you get here? What is the
nature of your illness?"

He got this reply.

"It started when I got married and I guess I should
never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a
grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

"My Daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely
stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter
was now my stepmother."

"Soon my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's
brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my
stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.
So as I told you, when stepdaughter married my daddy,
she was at once, my stepmother. Now since my new son is
brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle.

"As you know, my wife is my step grand-mother since she
is my stepmother's mother. (Don't forget that my
stepmother is my stepdaughter.) Remember, too, that I
am my wife's grandson.

"But hold on just a few minutes more. you see, since
I'm married to my step grand-mother, I am not only the
wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own
grandfather.

"Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"


Talking about confusion...

"Dumb moose"


















Is this what you call STATUEtory RAPE?

Song: a Spot On Obsession 2

On last Monday I did blog about my obsession on a song that I never know who sing it, the only thing I know was the title of the song : Through My Window. I knew the song title from a anonymous comment. He / she told me to check out the song at http://www.everyoneconnects.net . I check out the website , it have the song there and also can be download, also the lyrics of the songs.

They put the picture of the singer there, but the picture is kinda blur blur, it’s a band, a 3 person band. I wonder who are they, hmmm….. Guys, check the website out, maybe you can spot who they are. I wonder when they will inform on who is the singer of this song.





When I obsessed on something, I cant stop thinking bout it. I still remember when I was so obsessed with the sunken ship; Titanic, when I saw its movie again last month (been watching it for several time but this time I was so obsessed by it). I googled and wikipedia about Titanic, thanks to Internet its so easy to get the info now then before. The ship is so big and majestic as it was called the unsinkable. There was a lot of myth and fact that I found. Also I found there is more American survivor than Brit because the American struggle and elbowed other people to make way to a outnumbered lifeboats. there are also eyewitness who confirm that he hear the Captain loudly said “ Be a gentleman boys! Be brit!” I was so touched by the story. And there are also a story, a true story about a women, a nurse who survived 3 ship wreck including Titanic if I’m not mistaken, but forgot her name already.














Still remember I was so obsessed with the movie “Public Enemy” a true story acted by Jhonny Depp. I read the story about his life and how his life end. He was shot in his car. The police documented all the evidence and also took picture regarding on that event. The same car was put at a museum somewhere to remember of the event. They have made a good job to documented all the evidence of the event so that story like this can be shared among us and be told to our children. If its not properly documented, it will only be a myth or an urban legend or something people might call it. That is only a few thing that I was obsessed spot on. There was a lot more but better we continue on my new obsession.






I know everytime I was so obsessed about something, there must be a really good and shocking story behind it, that is why I try really hard to know everything about it. But instead, I still don’t have a clue about it. But still, its nice, it make me woke out, move around, asking friends about it, and a friend told me “ It’s get better when its harder to get, the adrenalin pumping and everything”. Is it lame or maybe its true? And so I precede my quest to get the truth. I access the website http://www.everyoneconnects.net again. As I said before, there’s the “Through My Window” song ready to be downloaded and also the lyrics as well. The picture of the band is so blur. Apart from that there are banner concert, dancing game, and song mixer.

I also found there are the official page for this event in facebook, friendster and twitter. Here’s the address for all of it

http://www.facebook.com/everyoneconnects
http://www.friendster.com/everyoneconnects
http://www.Twitter.com/every1connect

I’m joining all the said above and become a fan of its page. The reason is to know what is it all about. Guys come and join. Together we crack this mystery OK?

Check the official page at http://www.everyoneconnects.net

I checked out the page again and only then I know, it is bunkface, now I know, it is bunkface. The band who sand that song is Bunkface, goshhh, now I know

Check it out guys ! don’t miss it :P . who knows they giving present or freebies, i like freebies, to tell you the truth, now i'm using free internet service, someone forgot to encript their wifi connection, hehe, sharing is caring right? heh heh heh

"Italian Accent"

"Italian Accent"

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The
lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at
first, but they get her attention when she hears one of
the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, the come
together. I come again. Two asses, they come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-
a-more."

"You foul-mouthed pig" retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in
public."

"Hey, coola down lady," the Italian man said. "Imma
just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."



Michelangelo's David

this is how he look like when he was still in italy



After a two-year visit to the United States,
Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy . .

this is how he become, :P

Santa at Magic Door

Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers.

Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sight- seeing.

They entered a large building with an enormous lobby. The son noticed this door on the wall and ask Santa what it was for?

Santa not knowing decided to get closer for better observation. A few minutes later a old lady with a cane comes over and presses a button located near the door, the door opens and the old lady enters a small room. The door proceeds to close and Santa and son stand there amazed as lights blink over the door when all of a sudden the door opens and a very beautiful young lady exits.

Astonished, Santa looks at his son while scratching his head, and say's, "Son, I don't know what just happened, but run fast and fetch your mother."

Cow and Pig Story

something to ponder guys

There was once a man who was very rich and very miserly at the same time. The villagers disliked him intensely. One day he said to them, "Either you're jealous of me or you don't understand my love of money-God alone knows. But you dislike me; that much I know. When I die, I won't take anything with me. I will leave it all for others. I will make a will, and I will give everything to charity. Then everyone will be happy."



Even then people mocked and laughed at him. The rich man said to them, "What is the matter with you? Can't you wait a few years to see my money go to charity?"



The villagers didn't believe him. He said, "Do you think I'm immortal? I'll die like everyone else, and then my money will go to charities." He couldn't understand why they didn't believe him.



One day he went for a walk. All of a sudden it started raining heavily, so he took shelter under a tree. Under this tree he saw a pig and a cow. The pig and the cow entered into conversation, and the man overheard what they were saying.



The pig said to the cow, "How is it that everybody appreciates you and nobody appreciates me? When I die, I provide people with bacon, ham and sausage. People can also use my bristles. I give three or four things, whereas you give only one thing: milk. Why do people appreciate you all the time and not me?"



The cow said to the pig, "Look, I give them milk while I'm alive. They see that I am generous with what I have. But you don't give them anything while you're alive. Only after you're dead do you give ham, bacon and so forth. People don't believe in the future; they believe in the present. If you give while you are alive, people will appreciate you. It is quite simple."



From that moment on, the rich man gave all he had to the poor.


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Mis-Communication

This is what happened at a company in India, heh heh,

very funny, click on the picture to enlarge,

Laughter is the best Medicine

A man was filling out a job application form.

Whe he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote "No."

Not realising that the next question was only for people who answered "Yes", he wrote "Never been caught."



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face

each other, but still they stay together.



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one,

you'll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a

woman want?



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a

restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'



'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.' 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....



You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met.



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'




Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.
Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.
Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day......... " and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.
Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.
Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.
The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"

"Ecstasy"

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing
smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort
of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome
stranger turned, having sensed her approach.
Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved
slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring
her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance.

He sank to his knees before her and without a word,
smoothly released her from her constraining attire.
With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign
hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided
her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking
her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his
movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy
her every need. Her senses swam. She was overcome
with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so
long. Then, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within
her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment,
she thought, "It is too big! - it will never fit!"

Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had
been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment
washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of
gratitude shining in her eyes. Moreover, he knew it
would not be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this
woman would want more. She would want to do it
again and again.

Don't you just love shopping for shoes?



*And this morning i received this email, its attached with a picture of Micheal Jackson and Elvis in their hiding place, someone in the jungle.












(Click picture to enlarge)


Ohh, by the way, yesterday i heard an underwear brand advertising in a radio, its sound silly

Song: a Spot On Obsession on Monday blues

Today is Monday ( I wish its Sunday), the weather is good, the breakfast not bad, (a slice of bread and a “supposed to be half boiled egg but turn to hard boiled egg” is considered not bad lah, better than noting right?) The traffic is just nice because I leave to office darn early but it still unable to keep the Monday blues away, hmmm… what to do? They said laugher is a good medicine, yes? No? But how in earth I can get Jerry Seinfeld or Russell Peters to throw up a few jokes to spice up my Monday morning? That’s not going to happen. My wife also gives “a not so energetic face”, so I think it is better to leave her alone laah, I also don’t have that mood to kacau kacau her in early morning. The DJ on the radio just chatting with not really interesting topic. I guessed I just plug in my MP3, maybe I found some comfort here.

After awhile, you’ll get so bored with the same old mp3 list you have, you sure want to switch on the radio and hope there will be a good and “fresh” song on the radio. Than you start to hop to any channel to searching for a good song to sing along to kill some time and hopefully to start the day without those ugly Monday blues!

Radio station hopping is something normal lah to me. I hopped to every station available. Sometimes you could find a good song from a very unexpected station, that’s why I usually do channel hopping, to search for a good song to sing along “its Karaoke time!”.

It took me awhile and a few channel hopped, until I heard this nice strumming guitar, its hard, its fast, and the song start with this line “I don’t want much, I just want everything” hehe, the lyrics of this song sure got my full attention

Its fast and hard music really spice up your day, it makes your blood pump faster (not too fast or you end up with a heart attack), its sure make you want to move your body to the music and giving a little head banging, watch out those steering though.

The song is kinda Fallout Boy + Green Day plus all the good fast and hard song, I just love it. And out of the sudden I fall in love with the song, its simple, fast, hard and catchy! I wonder which group sing this song. Well usually, the DJ will announce the singer of the song in the end, and to my not lucky day, the DJ didn’t help me at all, he didn’t announce who’s the singer of the song. I though it might be the International singer/group, the song sound so “Fallout Boyish” International like, but local singer/group now as well have created a good song and melody. I wonder who!?

My brain can’t stop thinking about this song, what is the title of this song? Which singer/group owned this song? Suddenly I turned so obsessed to the song. Just like a women turn so obsessed with their shopping and little kids obsessed with their pacifier. It’s like I’m racing with someone trying to get the answer. Who is the singer of this song? What is the title of this song? Did I heard this song before? Somebody have to help my. This is what I called spot on obsession. Something that suppose to be only a song for a sing along, suddenly turn to be a very important subject to be answered to.

My wife didn’t give me any help, she said, that might be Micheal Jackson’s another new song, I’m not really sure on that answer. She still missed MJ, so am I! Rest in peace MJ!

And now, where would I turn for help? I don’t think calling the Radio station would do any help? Would they? Will they help me on this? Or I only need to wait a little bit longer, maybe they play the same song again and announce the name as well, so the waiting begins. I think I don’t have problem hearing again this song on the radio. I bet the radio will play it over and over again because the crowd will love it because of the catchy tune this song have. I guessed I will not have a problem to wait for the song to be played again.

In the office, I multitask between doing my work and radio hopping (my boss always stress on multitask, and today I did it, my boss must be really proud of me, hehe. I waited and waited, actually not that long and the song was aired again, but to my disappointment, the DJ didn’t announce who is the singer. Is this a big conspiracy to mess with me or what? I really need help on this. I really need help from the best thing on the world, no no, not the Superman or your friendly Neighborhood the Spiderman, it’s actually one of the best search engine in the World, its Google. Yeap Google does help you searching for anything in this planet, try type your name in there and you might got shock from the results. My female friend once said, he might name her son Google because she is so in love with Google and this is the true story, but I don’t think she would really do that anyway.

I try to “Googled” it by using the lyrics “I don’t want much, I just want everything” and Mr Google here give all the funny funny result other than the result I wanted. It gave me all the site they have in the internet (yes including that one, yes that one, the one you were thinking), try and Google it, u know what I mean.

And so, what else do I have to do? Yes last resort, get help from my fellow Blogger. And here I really need my fellow blogger help, if you did listening to radio, and happened to hear the song that started with “I don’t want much, I just want everything” that’s the song I was looking for, please tell me what’s the title of the song. It’s a good song, why not we share with the rest of the world, “sharing is caring” some more like what my fellow blogger Claire did said “sharing is not only caring” it must be more than that right?

So please listen to the radio and don’t missed out the catchy song, once you got the title and singer, please don’t hesitate to share with the rest of the world, I guessed I’m not the only one looking for it. 

unable to update picture,

i have few story with picture to share with you guys, but sadly, my laptop having problem with the bluetooth driver. unable to send the picture from my phone to my laptop using bluetooth, some more i dont know where i put the phone's usb cable. dang, i think i need to reformat this old laptop. too much rubbish inside already, make the laptop go slow and sometime crash, haihhh.
after i done with reformatting it, i'll update few story on kids and swimming pool! yeah, thats sound fun!

by the way, i'll be away for sometimes, got courses and job to settle outside office pulak, haihh

20-21/10 - PICC Putrajaya - Portal Workshop
02-03/11 - Majlis Perbandaran Manjung Perak - IT Benchmarking
05-06/11 - Hatyai , thailand - Office Family day
21/11 - Bukit Perak - Mountain Bike Jamboree

i'll be busy this month, so stressed and exausted!

this is true~!

this is true~!
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Connecticut:
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Illinois:
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Iowa:
Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

West Virginia:
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

Oklahoma:
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Vancouver, WA has a city law that requires all motor vehicles to carry anchors... as an emergency brake.

**and you said we have worst!?

ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,


When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough




When I don't do it, I am lazy,


When my boss does not do it, he is busy,




When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,


When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,




When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,


When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,




When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.


When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.




When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.


When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.




When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.


When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.




When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview


When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked




When I do good, my boss never remembers,


When I do wrong, he never forgets

Amazing Sumatera EarthQuake Picture

My friend emailed me this amazing Sumatera's earthquake picture. i was shocked when i saw this pic, i didnt know something like this could ever happened and how in the world would they do to fix this hole. the hole look so big and so deep, it would take a mountain to fill up this hole. they also didnt know yet how deep this hole is. they also did warned other people that they cannot use this whole to go to the other side of the world, they just cant! duh!















(tq to Mr Wan Meswar for the picture)

Marriage Humor

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

____________ _________ _________ __

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

Jangan mengintai kalau tak nak jadi batu

Pada suatu petang, tiga orang budak lelaki bermain sorok-sorok. Dua
orang
menyorok dan seorang lagi mencari kedua rakannya. Dua orang budak itu
menyorok di belakang bilik air dan kebetulan ketika itu, seorang gadis
sedang mandi.

Secara tidak sengaja, dua orang budak itu, ternampak gadis yang sedang
mandi tersebut. Beberapa minit kemudian seorang daripada budak itu
menjerit
dan lari lintang-pukang.

Setelah jauh dari tempat itu, kawannya bertanya, "Mengapa engkau lari?"
"Uuhh... mak aku pernah cakap kalau kita mengintai perempuan mandi,
nanti
kena sumpah jadi batu..." "Masa aku tengok perempuan tu tadi, aku rasa
ada
sesuatu dah mula mengeras, aku rasa dah nak mula jadi batu, sebab tu aku
lari...," jawabnya lagi.

Keturunan Mahsuri : Gambar Wan Aishah terkini

Dah Besar rupanya Wan Aishah yang merupakan keturunan ke-7 mahsuri, dan juga penamat sumpahan mahsuri di pulau lagenda langkawi. kat bawah tu ada gambar gambar terkini, nak kata comey, tak jugak, biasa biasa jaaa, masa kecik kecik memang comey, dah besaq ni, tak laa comey sangat, tapi kira ok laaa tu, heee, sapa yang dah lupa apa itu mahsuri, silalah ke perpustakaan ataupun google jaa ,

Bra Shopping Anyone

"Bra Shopping"

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,
and walked up to the woman behind the counter and
said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one
type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed
a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation
Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you
need?"

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference
between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The
Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army
type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes
mountains out of mole hills."



Cost To Get Married
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't
know son, I'm still paying."



Diet
I lost 26 lbs. Now my bras don't fit properly. My hubby
loves taking me bra shopping. You should see the
puzzled look on faces of people when I come out of
the trying room, and my hubby says 'Oh, that's good!'
or 'Try another one' or 'Hmmmm.." and I keep wearing
the same outfit...

Pakej bercuti percuma kepada anda semua!

Kerajaan negeri terengganu menyediakan pakej pelancongan secara percuma kepada pasangan pasangan yang telah sah berkahwin. pakej 3 hari 2 malam tersebut berharga rm 1,500 setiap satu.
bagi sesiapa yang berminat, boleh laaa apply pakej tersebut, jangan terlepas, rugi weh. boleh laa pegi picnic kat cherating ka, tioman ka, pulan perhentian ka, fuhhh, memang layannnn nieh, memang best, kena pulak free, fuhhh, ini adalah satu impian yang menjadi kenyataan.
tapi, kenapa pulak kerajaan negeri terengganu nak bagi pakej percuma? dah banyak sangat ker duit royalti minyak? ataupun kerajaan negeri terengganu ni dah jumpa telaga minyak kat belakang rumah Menteri Besar dia ka apa? jawapannya, kerajaan negeri buat begini adalah untuk pasangan pasangan yang menghadapi masalah dalam perkahwinan, mereka akan diberikan kaunseling, kemudian akan diberikan pakej percuma tersebut, hmmmm, menarik ni, ada sesiapa nak ambil kesempatan ke? macam senang sangat jaaa nak ambil kesempatan, heeee,

pada pendapat korang, mampu kaaa pakej 3 hari 2 malam tu selesaikan masalah masalah rumahtangga yang kadang kadang memang lawak sungguh reasonnya, ada yang hadapi masalah sebab bini malas masak, ada yang bergado pasal laki suka korek idung, ada yang gado pasal laki dia kuat kentut, ada kes yang depa ni just nak cerai jaa, apa reason pun depa tak tau, just cakap kata depa dah tak mau duduk sekali jaa, pelik pelik

memang pelik sungguh hidup ini, apa pendapat anda? maybe ada pengalaman nak kongsi?

Beza lelaki ngan perempuan mase lunch time

Lunch time

Lelaki
1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan
2. Sampai kedai makan, masuk
3. Ambik Pinggan
4. Letak nasi
5. Letak Lauk
6. Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali
7. Makan
8. Habis
9. Balik Opis or
10. G surau

Perempuan
1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan
2. Perhatikan orang waktu jalan
3. Sempat mengumpat dulu
4. Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki
5. Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri.
6. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu
7. Ramai orang, cari kedai lain.
8. Jalan lagi
9. Dah puas ati..masuk..
10. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit.
11. Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan
12. Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke??tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. .
13. Dah puas ati, ambik nasi
14. Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit
15. Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali
16. Buang balik nasi.banyak. .
17. Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput)
18. Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit
19. Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini
20. Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit
21. Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi
22. Jengok lagi?sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling
23. Ambil lauk
24. Pusing lagi
25. Carik sayur pulak!
26. Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit
27. Ke kaunter bayaran
28. Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan
29. Berbisik ngan kawan "alaamak byk la aku ambik"
30. Sampai depan kaunter "berapa?"
31. Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah
gambar2..
32. Keluarkan duit
33. Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal)
35. Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi
36. Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk.
37. Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!!
38. Cari tempat duduk lain
39. Jumpa.Duduk. .
40. Alamak.Air tak order lagi
41. Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan0 tudung
42. Order air
43. Bangun
44. Ambik sudu
45. Duduk
46. Bangun
47. Ambik Tisu
48. Duduk
49. Air sampai
50. Belek dompet (Step tadi)
51. Bayar
52. Tutup
53. Minum air
54. Start makan
55. Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan
56. Makan separuh..kenyang
57. Sebab dah minum air
58. Letak sudu, letak garpu
59. Pinggan tolak tepi
60. Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap
61. Ngumpat2..tgk orang
62. Pukul 2, naik opis..
63. Ambik beg makeup, g surau!!!!!

hehehe, memang berbeza betul! korang sama macam ni tak?

(Sumbangan Encik Syamsyun)

Selamat Hari Raya

Masih belum terlambat untuk mengucapkan selamat hari raya kepada semua dan masukkan entry hari raya. raya kan sebulan, so, sebulan laa kita makan kueh raya yang tak abeh abeh tu, dan jugak open house open house yang banyak, fuhhh, makin bertambah "sihat" laaa perut perut kengkawan dengan ketupat, rendang, lemang dan macam macam kaler kueh muih yang dijamu, macam traffic light daaaa.

Tahun ni, beraya di rumah mertua, itupun setelah buat cabutan undi sebanyak tiga kali, so nak buat camna wahai ayah dan ibu, tahun ini anakmu beraya di perantauan, huk huk, hanya doa dan salam dapat ku ucapkan dari jauh, sob sob,

raya pertama, biasa, setelah bersembahyang, dan bermaaf maafan, masa untuk makan sampai pecah perot, memang dah lama tak makan waktu siang ni (kecuali bagi mereka mereka yang ponteng puasa) , disebabkan lama tak makan waktu siang ni, mulut asyik nak mengunyahhhjaaa, walaupun perut dah kata taknak! melantak macam dah tiada esok bagimu, huhu, sadis sungguh.
dah lepas makan sampai kenyang, so, lepak depan tv layan laa cerita cerita hari raya, rasanya, dah lebih 10 tahun dah takdak sarkis waktu raya, waktu aku kecik kecik dulu, aku teringat laaa, time raya jaa mesti ada sarkis, sebut jaa ari raya, pagi raya mesti ada sarkis, aku tak tau laaa apa sinonimnyaa raya dengan sarkis pada waktu tu (rtm taktau nak tayang show apa dah ni), hanya budak budak sama tahun dengan aku saja yang tahu kewujudan sarkis di hari raya waktu dulu dulu.

tema aku tahun ni, baby blue! best sungguh warna ni, aku suka, disertakan gambar gambar beraya dan jugak gambar gambar ber"open house"

gambar raya aku bersama geng geng opis, happy sungguh bang zan beraya



ni masa aku beropen house rumah amet kat sungai petani.

tak cukup dengan beraya di malaysia, mertua aku ajak beraya di thailand pulak, shopping shopping, maklum laa, dah banyak kutip duit raya, nak pulak pi shopping, sempat lagik tu, aku ni dah kopakkk dahh ni, haha, tinggal syilling jerr nieh, berat poket aku dengan syilling

singgah makan daging salai yang famous dekat area ban prik -


towkeh dia tengah buat somtam


antara pilihan daging salai



ayam bakar


sausage


tomyam


keli bakar


somtam



ini hidangan untuk 4 orang, ada satu hidangan lagi kat sebelah, total dalam 8-9 orang, harga, rm60 ja, murah murah dan sedap,



Landmark masuk ke danok thailand

ok, sekarang cerita mengenai open house kat opis, memang menarik, kat bawah ada gambar gambar untuk korang tengok makanan yang sodap dan banyakkkkk sungguh!


gerai kek dan kueh raya


gerai ketupat dan lemang! kuah dia memang superb!


gerai laksa


gerai apa nama ni, err, emmm, lupa, tapi sedap!



lagi gerai kueh raya dan kerepek


ini gerai nasik daging, yang menyediakan nasik daging yang paling famous di pendang, iaitu nasik daging pondok hampar,

memang best dan menarik raya tahun ni, cuma yang tak best kali ni, sebab tak sempat nak beraya dengan saudara sepupu sepapat, rindu kat korang semua,

takpa, raya taun depan mungkin kita dapat berjumpa, moga moga cabutan undi tahun depan aku menang lah, nak beraya kat rumah ibu ku yang tercinta pulak! hehe

Selamat hari raya, maaf zahir dan batin

Person Missing / Orang Hilang

Dear Blogger, please help me to spread this, my dearest friend's sister gone missing, below is her picture, please contact Mr Aminos @ 013-4886238 or the nearest Police Station if you happened to saw her, her name is Maria

Kepada semua kawan kawan, tolong sebarkan berita ini, adik perempuan kepada sahabat saya gone missing, sila hubungi Mr Aminos di nombor talian 013-4886238 atau hubungi balai polis berhampiran jika anda ternampak wanita seperti digambar.
bantuan tuan puan amatlah dihargai

I'M Coming!

I read this Jokes in a forum, its a little bit 18sx, but i cant help to write it down to share with you guys, so funny



Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

International Base Jump Malaysia 2009

Hi guys, i'm back, but not feeling too well, too much rendang and ketupat i guessed, i'll upload the Raya story later.

for now, i want to share something with you guys, there will be an International Base Jump at the place near you (check out listing below). if you guys happen to have nothing to do on that day, well, go and check out the base jump activities. of cos their will be alot of people there, the hot sun, the crowded, some more you have to look up all the times, its not something you would like to do in the hot sunny days right!? so guess what, they also do the base jumping during night as well (at selected venue only) and that would be great, can lepak lepak with wife/gf, while happy happy with wife than can watch the ppl doing base jumping, not that hot lah during night.

so here is the list

KL TOWER INTERNATIONAL JUMP MALAYSIA 2009 (KLTIJM 09)

UPDATED SCHEDULE LIST

KOMPLEKS TERUNTUM, PAHANG
(96 METRE)
3 - 4 OCTOBER 2009

FELDA REGENCY HOTEL, KUALA TERENGGANU
(86 METRE)
&
WISMA DARUL IMAN, KUALA TERENGGANU
(107 METRE)
6 - 7 OCTOBER 2009

MENARA TAMING SARI, MALACCA
(75 METRE)
10 - 12 OCTOBER 2009
*DAY & NIGHT JUMPS

MENARA ALOR SETAR, KEDAH
(165 METRE)
14 - 16 OCTOBER 2009
*DAY & NIGHT JUMPS

MENARA KOMTAR, PENANG
(238 METRE)
17 - 18 OCTOBER 2009

GUA DAMAI, KUALA LUMPUR
(96 METRE)
20 - 21 OCTOBER 2009

MENARA KUALA LUMPUR
(380 METRE)
22 - 25 OCTOBER 2009
*DAY & NIGHT JUMPS

MENARA TM, KUALA LUMPUR
(310 METRE)
25 OCTOBER 2009