Monday, September 28, 2009

A Slap in a Face, huh huh

While i was surfing the net, i found this, pretty funny,


Amazing reply by J.P. Morgan CEO to a Pretty girl.
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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to

ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've
dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my
upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on
the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and w ho can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

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Amazing reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out
there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your
situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k,
which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not
wasting time here.! From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad
decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty'
and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and
square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but
my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10
years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a 'trading position'. If the! trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to
make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold
or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget
looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make
yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better
chance than finding a rich fool.


Hope this reply helps ... If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do
contact me ...

signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan :)

9 comments:

Armetz said...

nice one..

My Reality and Fantasy Journey said...

i like the part 'if you interested in "leasing" services', hehehe

eugene said...

This is so cool,,,, i would go for leasing service,, ditto.

hey bro,

next post,just wonder could you share with us your heart attack and that nearly made you a goner,,,just asking, i respect your choice,of yes or not,,ya

take care now and have a great week ahead

kenwooi said...

wow.. haha..
that's a cool reply! =D

kenwooi.com

wenn said...

ya..being rich than getting rich guy..

reanaclaire said...

hi Miss Reality, i have added u.. thanks for reminding me.. please excuse this old lady..haha...

suituapui said...

LOL!!! That's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...and too bad, ladies...the truth hurts!

My Reality and Fantasy Journey said...

Eugene,i will write bout that heart attack

kenwooi - cool reply indeed. :)

ween - yeah, better be rich, than i can choose wich chick i want, haha,

claire - its ok, i understand, hehehe

STP - it hurts so bad, heh heh.

Anonymous said...

Farneeee, heh heh heh