"Milking Cows"

A salesman's car breaks down, so he asks a farmer
to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees.
In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up
and is really thirsty, so he decides to go to the barn
and get some milk from a cow.

Soon, the farmer hears noises coming from the barn
and goes to investigate. He then sees the salesman
coming out of the barn soaking wet and with a white
liquid dripping down his face. The farmer asks, "What
happened to you?"

The salesman says, "I just got thirsty, so I milked your
cow. It was so dark in there I don't know how I did it.
But I'm telling you, that cow has great milk! I must have
drank a gallon of it!"

The farmer then stares at him with a puzzled look and
says, "But we don't have a cow. We just have the bull..."



"Men as Cars"

Three women were talking about their love lives.

The first said :
'Mines like a Rolls-Royce,smooth and sophisticated.'

The second said:
'Mines like a Porsche, fast and powerful.'

The third said :
Mines like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and
I have to jump on while it's still going.'