"Hearing Loss"

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in
their retirement home reminiscing. The first
lady recalled shopping at the green grocers
and demonstrated with her hands, the length
and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for
a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions
used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and
demonstrated the size of two big onions she
could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word
you're saying, but I remember the guy you're
talking about."



well, i have nothin to say.... :P