Jokes

"Come Here"

One guy is at a bar and while sipping his drink,
he spots this gorgeous brunette sitting at one
of the tables with her friends. She catches him
staring at her and they eye each other from afar
for a while.

Then he decides to go for it and motions to her
with his finger (you know, that "come here"
motion made by the index finger).

So she walks over to where he's standing. He
leans over and in a low voice whispers in her
ear, "If I could make you 'come' with one finger,
imagine what I could do with a whole hand."




Thank You Seven

Hendak dijadikan cerita, ada seorang pemuda yang baru je pandai bercakap Inggeris. Perkataan yang dia tau plak seperti ; ok never mind, thank you, one, two, three, four five, six, seven dan bye-bye

Pada suatu hari pemuda ini bergegas hendak ke tempat kerjanya sebab terlewat, sambil membawa beberapa barang. sedang asyik dia berjalan laju tiba-tiba dia terlanggar seorang mat salleh. Habis jatuh barang yang dibawanya, mat salleh itu pun membantu pemuda itu mengambil barang-barangnya yang jatuh.

Pemuda ; ( inilah peluangku untuk menguji kehebatanku berbahasa inggeris ) katanya dalam hati.
Mat salleh ; Oh, I'm sorry
Pemuda ; It's ok, never min. Thank you.
Mat salleh ; Thank you too.
Pemuda ; ( hmm..lepas two, mesti three ) thank you three.
Mat salleh ; ( hairan ) what for?
Pemuda ; ( four..four hmm five ) thank you five.
Mat salleh ; Are you sick?
Pemuda ; ( alamak, lepas sick.. seven pas aku tak tau dah.. mesti mau cabut ) Sambil mengambil barangnya... pemuda itu pun berteriak dari jauh .. Thank you seveeen! bye-bye .
Mat salleh ; ( bingung )