"A Very Helpful Marriage Counselor"

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only
way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They
had been at each other's throat for some time and felt
that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the
counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and
opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the
husband held his long face down without anything to
say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles
an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the
counselor went over to her, picked her up by her
shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes,
and sat her back down.

Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief
at what had happened.

The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS
that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have
her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."