"Hillbilly Honeymoon"

A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their
honeymoon. The husband jumps into bed to
wait for his wife to get herself ready. The wife
comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee
and says, "Honey, I have something to tell you.
I'm a virgin."

The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the
house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads
straight to his fathers house. When he gets
there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing
here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."

The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big
secret of hers. She's a virgin."

"Darn it, son. You did the right thing by leaving. If
she wasn't good enough for her family, she sure
as hell isn't good enough for ours!"