The Taxi Driver

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.


'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'


"Swine Flu Symptoms"



Everyone should be aware that there is a possibility
of another outbreak of Swine Flu during the next
few months of the flu season.

In order that you may be on the alert for indications
that you or members of your family may have
contracted the Swine Flu Virus, you should be
aware of the symptoms associated with this disease.

Sore throat

Slight headache

Moderate to high temperature

Nausea or upset stomach

An uncontrollable urge to have sex in the mud

BET THAT LAST PART WOULD BE FUN!