Asmara Orang Pencen

Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana
besar, diatas katil....... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut
usia baru masuk tidur.

Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan
ghairah malam itu....

Si isteri bersuara,
"Dulu-dulu tu..... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido."

Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, lepas tu
mula mengantuk
semula.

Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya."

Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh
bibirnya ke pipi si
isteri.

Lepas tu sambung tido balik.

Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......."

Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan
bangun dari katil
tu.

Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi mana tu?"

Dengan marah suaminya menjawab,
"Nak pegi amik gigi la ni!!!"


"Old Acquaintances"

An elderly retired couple were driving down the
East coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a
fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of
hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat
everything.

An elderly station attendant came to the car and
started filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he
asked if the man liked the weather, to which the
man replied, "very much."

What'd he say?, asked the woman. "He asked if
I like the weather, and I told him yes", replied her
husband.

"Where are you-all headed", asked the attendant.
"Oh, we're going to Jacksonville", he replied.

"What'd he say?" asked the woman. "He asked
where we're going, and I told him to Jacksonville,"
the husband replied.

"Where are you-all from," inquired the attendant a
few moments later.

"Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied. "Ah, I was
in Maine for two years while I was in the Air Force,"
replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from Maine
while I was there. It didn't last long though. I have to
tell you, this girl was the worst in bed of any girl I ever
knew."

"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.

"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.