Restoran Nelayan, kuala kedah

Lokasi: Jalan Ke Kuala Kedah
Specialty: Ikan bakar, Tomyam, ikan tiga rasa.
Menu ordered: Sup Ayam, Sup Cendawan, telur bistik, ulam dan sambal, nasik putih 2
minuman: limau ais, milo ais, teh o ais, ais kosong dua
Price: RM16

Restoran Nelayan merupakan tempat ikan bakar peberet wife aku. aku pun tatau pasai apa dia suka sangat kat situ. bagi aku, biasa jaa, maklum laa, kalau nak kena keluaq duit ni, memang aku tak berapa suka sangat, hua hua hua


inilah restoran nya, sebelah kedai minyak esso ka caltex, tak ingat, bangunan dia tersorok sikit,


keadaan kedai yang teratur dan bersih




sempat kasik peace sign masa tengah tunggu oder, orang tak ramai, so cepat laa makanan sampai


ini makanan yang diorder, tak banyak oder, sebab siang tu dah makan 4 tempat kenduri, heh heh, gila banyak kenduri


Princess meratah sup ayam

tak sempat nak cerita panjang panjang pasal entry ni, sebab pakcik jaga opis ni dah kelam kabut nak tutup opis, kang dia kunci aku kat dalam opis ni, kes naya jaaa, huhu, jumpa lagi on next entry tomorrow,

Kolam renang MBAS

Yup, kolam renang, cuaca sekarang ni sangat lah terlalu panas. kalau boleh setiap saat nak berendam dalam air jaaa rasa, duduk dalam aircond pun tak selesa, yer lah, keluar kejap panas, masuk lam opis kena aircond sejuk menggigil, pastu keluar pulak panas, last last demam camtu jaa,

sempena cuti sekolah ni, dan jugak aku yang sentiasa dalam keaadan kedekut dan budget, telah mencari alternatif untuk bawak sedara pergi mandi manda. memula memang terfikir bawak pergi sungai lagi jimat, takda bayaran, paling kuat pun kena bayar duit parking dalam singgit. tapi, anda sedia maklum laa, sekarang ni cuti sekolah, confirm ramai gila orang, nak mandi pun tak senang. anyway. selalu aku bawak family mandi swimming pool kat hotel (swiss in, sp inn dan seri malaysia). tapi bayaran agak mahal, rm8 bagi bebudak, tinggi jugak tu, mandi bukan lama pun, so sekarang aku dah jumpa alternatif terbaik dan dekat dengan rumah aku

KOLAM RENANG MBAS di alor star
Lokasi: sebelah restoran KFC Stadium Bolasepak alor star / sebelah hotel seri malaysia alor star
Harga: RM1.50 bagi kanak kanak / Remaja RM2.00 / Dewasa 18 ke atas RM2.50
Facility: Olympic size swimming pool & kolam kanak kanak (itu saja, takdak water canon ke atau permainan air macam kat sunway lagoon atau kolam air kat sp tu, apa nama ntah, lupa)

Murahkan? memang murah. aku bawak princess aku yang umor dia baru 2 setengah tahun. bawak pegi pool hotel pun tak berbaloi, dia memang suka mandi kolam, tapi sekejap jaa, bawak pegi sunway lagoon pun tak berbaloi, tak semua permainan boleh main. so bawak sini ok laaa pasal dapat dia main air yang memang menjadi kesukaan dia.



ini senarai harga, kolam ini ada 3 sesi, so make sure you datang on the right time, kalau tak, buang masa jer tunggu.

Pintu masuk ke Kolam Renang MBAS


ini kolam untuk kanak kanak, hari minggu, tapi tak ramai sangat orang, mungkin sebab banyak kenduri kot, parent diorang sibuk


princess..


Ini kolam untuk orang dewasa, di kolam ini jugak boleh diadakan pertandingan renang, dia punya lane dan facility untuk pertandingan memang ada


kawasan parking untuk pelanggan mencukupi, kalau nampak tempat parking ni sesak, confirm orang ramai. masa aku pergi tu, banyak ni jer kereta, so, memang tak ramai orang. dihujung sana tu adalah KFC dan Stadium bola sepak alor star.

Tips: kalau anda nak bermain air disini, dinasihatkan ambil sesi 1 atau sesi 3, sebab kawasan kolam renang ni tak berbumbung, so, kalau ambil sesi 2, waktu tengah hari, amatlah panas, aku masuk sesi 3 pun, air dia rasa suam suam jaa, lantai simen dia tu sangat lah panas, so, plan lah sebaiknya, itu saja, adios

Isteri Dan AirBag

My pren anto satu lawak yang boleh menyebabkan radang paru paru jugak laaa bila membaca lawak ni, heh heh, sila laa baca. Tenku Encik Utara diatas lawak yang anda submit ini

Sepasang suami isteri yang selalu menghadapi masalah perhubungan
tengah berbincang masalah mereka dalam sebuah kereta. Si suami tengah
memandu.

Isteri : kita dah berkawin 15 tahun dah,saya rasa saya tak sesuai lagi
bersama dengan awak... saya nak mintak cerai dengan awak.....

si suami diam dan terus memandu kereta ...bertambah laju....(70km)

isteri : saya dah tak cintakan awak lagi...sebenarnya saya dah ada
teman lelaki....dia akan berkawin dengan saya lepas awak ceraikan
saya... saya
malas nak cerita panjang lagi..dan saya tak nak awak cuba pujuk
saya..saya dah bosan hidup dengan awak....!!

si suami terus memandu dengan penuh perasaan marah...masih diam...

Isteri : bila kita bercerai,saya nak rumah kita...

si suami masih diam 11:21
si suami masih diam ...memandu dengan lebih laju....(80km)

isteri : saya nak anak kita juga...awak bukan boleh pelihara
mereka.....

si suami masih diam ..tambah kelajuan (100 km)

isteri : saya nak kereta ini,kredit card dan saving akaun kita

sisuami masih diam, membelok kereta ke arah jusco......

isteri : awak ada ingin minta apa2??

suami : tak perlu....saya dah ada apa yang saya perlukan...

isteri : ya kah?? apa yang awak ada..??

suami : si suami menjawap sebelum beliau menlanggar dinding konkrit
jaya jusco.... saya ada air bag.....awak tak ada..

(hahahahhahaha.....kuang ajar pnye suami.....)

"She's The Best Lay In Town"

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk
comes in, staggers up to them, and points at
the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the
best lay in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores
him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up
to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points
at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your
mom, and it was sweet!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the
drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces,
"Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad,...
you're drunk!"

"Hillbilly Honeymoon"

A hillbilly man and his new bride were on their
honeymoon. The husband jumps into bed to
wait for his wife to get herself ready. The wife
comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee
and says, "Honey, I have something to tell you.
I'm a virgin."

The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the
house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads
straight to his fathers house. When he gets
there, his father says, "Son, what are you doing
here? You're supposed to be on your honeymoon."

The son says, "Dad, my new wife told me a big
secret of hers. She's a virgin."

"Darn it, son. You did the right thing by leaving. If
she wasn't good enough for her family, she sure
as hell isn't good enough for ours!"

Asmara Orang Pencen

Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana
besar, diatas katil....... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut
usia baru masuk tidur.

Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan
ghairah malam itu....

Si isteri bersuara,
"Dulu-dulu tu..... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido."

Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, lepas tu
mula mengantuk
semula.

Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya."

Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh
bibirnya ke pipi si
isteri.

Lepas tu sambung tido balik.

Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......."

Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan
bangun dari katil
tu.

Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi mana tu?"

Dengan marah suaminya menjawab,
"Nak pegi amik gigi la ni!!!"


"Old Acquaintances"

An elderly retired couple were driving down the
East coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a
fuel stop. The elderly woman was very hard of
hearing, and usually asked her husband to repeat
everything.

An elderly station attendant came to the car and
started filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he
asked if the man liked the weather, to which the
man replied, "very much."

What'd he say?, asked the woman. "He asked if
I like the weather, and I told him yes", replied her
husband.

"Where are you-all headed", asked the attendant.
"Oh, we're going to Jacksonville", he replied.

"What'd he say?" asked the woman. "He asked
where we're going, and I told him to Jacksonville,"
the husband replied.

"Where are you-all from," inquired the attendant a
few moments later.

"Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied. "Ah, I was
in Maine for two years while I was in the Air Force,"
replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from Maine
while I was there. It didn't last long though. I have to
tell you, this girl was the worst in bed of any girl I ever
knew."

"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.

"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.

How To Understand Women?

as you guys already know, women is very complicated. really hard to understand women. what they want, what they need, its like a mysterious thing, because when they say something its not really what they mean it. haihhh, i give up to understand women, so i just go with the flow as in "whatever..."

anyway, i would like to share a story, a story that my friend Suthakhar Subramaniam told me, its goes like this.

how to understand women? Let me share a story with you.

There was once a man walking down a beach when he came upon a Magic Lamp, the kind that we hear about in the Aladdin stories. He picked it up and gave it a rub....a genie appeared!

The genie asked him what his wish were...he only got one wish.

The man wished that a bridge to be built to the Mauritious Island, as he had heard that Mauritious has beautiful beaches.
The genie answered it cant be done, as it will unbalance the sea bed, causing diverse global effect etc etc, asked him to wish for something else.

After a long thought the man wished that he could understand WOMEN.

The genie asked him if he wanted 1 lane or 2 lane bridge.

Awe-Inspiring Swimming Pools

Hanging Pool

This architecturally- daring pool, designed by Architexas , sits atop The Joule hotel in Dallas, Texas. Ten stories above the ground, the pool projects eight feet over the edge of the building and hangs directly above Main Street, giving dippers dazzling downtown views. Photo Credit: Gadling.com

Private Bay Overlook

Shown above is one of many private infinity pools at Six Sense Hotel in Koh Yao Noi, Thailand (northeast of the better-known island of Phuket). The pool deck offers a magnificent view of Phang Nga Bay and its limestone monoliths, but the best part? Butler service upon request. Photo credit: Newsdesk.se


Pantheon Pool

The Homestead Crater—a 55-foot-high dome filled halfway with 96°F mineral-rich spring water—is a favorite among local water skiers, snorkelers and scuba divers. Located at the Homestead Resort in Midway, Utah, this natured-inspired pool is lit during the evenings to illuminate the mineral deposits that decorate the chamber’s walls. Photo Credit: HomesteadResort. com


Blood-Red Pool

Appropriately set in Marrakesh, Morocco—known as the “Red City” due the city buildings’ crimson-colored mud walls—this 105-foot-long pool sits at the center of the Murano Oriental Resort. Paved with red enamel and similarly-hued mosaic tiles, the pool water gives off a rosy tint, providing a visual allusion to the city’s nickname. Photo Credit: OUTNEXT.com


World’s Largest Pool

San Alfonso del Mar in Algarrobo, Chile is home to the world’s largest swimming pool, according to the Guinness World Records. Set on an artificial lagoon, the crystal-clear pool crosses over almost 20 acres and is 140-feet deep—equivalent in size to 6,000 standard-sized pools. The pool includes Jacuzzi tubs, solar heating, water cascades and an aquarium that holds more than 42 different species of local sea life. Photo Credit: Americazoom. org


Snow-Side Pool

The Grand Hotel Portillo, one of Chile’s most famous ski resorts, is home to this heated, glass-enclosed indoor-outdoor pool. (Beside it there sits a hot tub of nearly equal size!) Beloved for its sweeping views of the Andes mountaintops as well as its secluded location (there are no neighboring towns for miles), it is here where the hotel guests unwind after a fun-filled day on the slopes! Photo Credit: SkiDream.com


Lap Pool

This enticing infinity pool belongs to New Zealand’s Blanket Bay Luxury Lodge. The seemingly never-ending heated stretch of water allows the perfect view of Lake Wakatipu through the on-the-edge, open-air cutout window carved into the stone. Photo Credit: MadisonMag.com


Infinity Pool

The Bulgari Resort in Bali is home to a pool dubbed the “epitome of infinity”—so named because it appears to blend right into its surrounding scenery. The peak it’s perched on offers unparalleled views of the Indian Ocean and hangs among cliffs of grey, hand-cut volcanic stone that jut out dramatically over the surrounding seas