ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,


When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough




When I don't do it, I am lazy,


When my boss does not do it, he is busy,




When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,


When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,




When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,


When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,




When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.


When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.




When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.


When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.




When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.


When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.




When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview


When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked




When I do good, my boss never remembers,


When I do wrong, he never forgets