Bra Shopping Anyone

"Bra Shopping"

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,
and walked up to the woman behind the counter and
said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one
type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed
a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation
Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you
need?"

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference
between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The
Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army
type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes
mountains out of mole hills."



Cost To Get Married
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't
know son, I'm still paying."



Diet
I lost 26 lbs. Now my bras don't fit properly. My hubby
loves taking me bra shopping. You should see the
puzzled look on faces of people when I come out of
the trying room, and my hubby says 'Oh, that's good!'
or 'Try another one' or 'Hmmmm.." and I keep wearing
the same outfit...