Dirty Minded

Are you dirty minded aaa bosss?

take a look at this picture, and tell me what you see, do leave a comment on what you see, thanks







Prove yourself

This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do.

I am thankful...

1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.

2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets.

3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.

4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.

5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.

6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.

7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.

8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.

9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.

10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means that I can hear.

11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.

12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard.

13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive.

AND FINALLY ....... For received e-mails because it means I have friends who are thinking of me, at least.


"What Are These?"

A man and his young son are in the drugstore
when the son sees the shelf of rubbers and
asks his father what they are. The dad replies,
"Well son, those are condoms and they're for
protection when you're having sex."

The son then picks up one of the packs and asks
why it has three in it. The dad replies, "Those are
for high school boys. One for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."

The son then picks up one with six pieces and
asks, "Why six?"

The dad replies, "Well son, those are for college
men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for
Sunday."

The son then notices the 12 pack and asks the
same question.

The dad replies, "Son, those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March...."

Sneak Peak : Bali Holiday!

a sneak peak of my Bali holiday. so busy this week, have to finish few project with short dateline and big meeting on this Wednesday, so here's the sneak peak to my Bali's holiday. (sneak peak, macam movie pulak, heh heh)


Hard Rock Hotel Pools, largest pool in Bali


Kuta Beach




Hard Rock Hotel


Sunken Bar - swimming and get drunk


Ayam panggang Jakarta set, yummy!

thats for a sneak peak, do come back for more

Check your MC before submit to your boss

Guys, do check you MC before submit to your boss, if not, you might end up like this guy

"Balding Cure"

Dissatisfied with the results he got from his family
doctor, the balding man sought out alternative
treatment for his hair loss.

friend referred him to a scientist who had been
testing a chemical that showed great promise.

Within a week after taking the new drug, hair
began to grow uncontrollably all over his body.

The suddenly hairy fellow returned to see the
scientist. "What the hell did you give me?" he
demanded.

"It was DNA from a woolly mammoth."

"Aha," the hairy man exclaimed. "That would explain
the size of my balls!"

The Sweet Joke of the Day

A radical feminist gets on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

"Here we go again," she thinks to herself. "Yet another man attempting to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.

A minute passes and the man tries to get up again. She's insulted again and refuses to allow him to get up.

This happens several times over the next few minutes.

Finally, the man pleads, "Lady, please, you have to let me get up. I'm already a couple of miles past my stop!"

The Taxi Driver

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A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.


'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'

'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'

Suami Setuju

Ada sepasang suami isteri tak pernah sependapat dalam banyak hal. Si isteri selalu merungut kepada suaminya disebabkan suaminya tak pernah menyetujui apa juga cadangan yang dibuatnya.

Suatu hari si isteri berkata kepada suaminya..

Isteri: Abang tak pernah ikut kemahuan saya. Semua cadangan saya tak pernah abang setuju.

Suami: Tak semua.. ada juga yang saya setuju.

Isteri: Tidak. Selama kita berkahwin belum pernah lagi abang ikut kemahuan saya

Suami: Tentu ada.. cuma tak kena tempat...

Isteri: Cuba abang cakap apa kemahuan saya yang abang akan ikut.

Suami: Baiklah, katakan ada dua buah bilik untuk menumpang tidur, setiap satu bilik masing-masing ada seorang lelaki dan seorang wanita. Yang mana satu bilik yang awak akan tumpang tidur?

Isteri: Sudah tentulah saya masuk ke bilik yang ada wanita... Tak kan saya masuk bilik yang ada lelaki pulak..

Suami: Haa... saya pun akan masuk bilik yang ada wanita.... Kan saya setuju dengan awak..!!

Isteri: (Nada marah) Dasar lelaki.....! !! Kalau berani buatlah... aku cincang 8 anu' kau..

Suami: Aii.. bila aku setuju awak marah pulak...!!!