"Balding Cure"

Dissatisfied with the results he got from his family
doctor, the balding man sought out alternative
treatment for his hair loss.

friend referred him to a scientist who had been
testing a chemical that showed great promise.

Within a week after taking the new drug, hair
began to grow uncontrollably all over his body.

The suddenly hairy fellow returned to see the
scientist. "What the hell did you give me?" he
demanded.

"It was DNA from a woolly mammoth."

"Aha," the hairy man exclaimed. "That would explain
the size of my balls!"