Wednesday, June 3, 2009

How To Understand Women?

as you guys already know, women is very complicated. really hard to understand women. what they want, what they need, its like a mysterious thing, because when they say something its not really what they mean it. haihhh, i give up to understand women, so i just go with the flow as in "whatever..."

anyway, i would like to share a story, a story that my friend Suthakhar Subramaniam told me, its goes like this.

how to understand women? Let me share a story with you.

There was once a man walking down a beach when he came upon a Magic Lamp, the kind that we hear about in the Aladdin stories. He picked it up and gave it a rub....a genie appeared!

The genie asked him what his wish were...he only got one wish.

The man wished that a bridge to be built to the Mauritious Island, as he had heard that Mauritious has beautiful beaches.
The genie answered it cant be done, as it will unbalance the sea bed, causing diverse global effect etc etc, asked him to wish for something else.

After a long thought the man wished that he could understand WOMEN.

The genie asked him if he wanted 1 lane or 2 lane bridge.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Awe-Inspiring Swimming Pools

Hanging Pool

This architecturally- daring pool, designed by Architexas , sits atop The Joule hotel in Dallas, Texas. Ten stories above the ground, the pool projects eight feet over the edge of the building and hangs directly above Main Street, giving dippers dazzling downtown views. Photo Credit: Gadling.com

Private Bay Overlook

Shown above is one of many private infinity pools at Six Sense Hotel in Koh Yao Noi, Thailand (northeast of the better-known island of Phuket). The pool deck offers a magnificent view of Phang Nga Bay and its limestone monoliths, but the best part? Butler service upon request. Photo credit: Newsdesk.se


Pantheon Pool

The Homestead Crater—a 55-foot-high dome filled halfway with 96°F mineral-rich spring water—is a favorite among local water skiers, snorkelers and scuba divers. Located at the Homestead Resort in Midway, Utah, this natured-inspired pool is lit during the evenings to illuminate the mineral deposits that decorate the chamber’s walls. Photo Credit: HomesteadResort. com


Blood-Red Pool

Appropriately set in Marrakesh, Morocco—known as the “Red City” due the city buildings’ crimson-colored mud walls—this 105-foot-long pool sits at the center of the Murano Oriental Resort. Paved with red enamel and similarly-hued mosaic tiles, the pool water gives off a rosy tint, providing a visual allusion to the city’s nickname. Photo Credit: OUTNEXT.com


World’s Largest Pool

San Alfonso del Mar in Algarrobo, Chile is home to the world’s largest swimming pool, according to the Guinness World Records. Set on an artificial lagoon, the crystal-clear pool crosses over almost 20 acres and is 140-feet deep—equivalent in size to 6,000 standard-sized pools. The pool includes Jacuzzi tubs, solar heating, water cascades and an aquarium that holds more than 42 different species of local sea life. Photo Credit: Americazoom. org


Snow-Side Pool

The Grand Hotel Portillo, one of Chile’s most famous ski resorts, is home to this heated, glass-enclosed indoor-outdoor pool. (Beside it there sits a hot tub of nearly equal size!) Beloved for its sweeping views of the Andes mountaintops as well as its secluded location (there are no neighboring towns for miles), it is here where the hotel guests unwind after a fun-filled day on the slopes! Photo Credit: SkiDream.com


Lap Pool

This enticing infinity pool belongs to New Zealand’s Blanket Bay Luxury Lodge. The seemingly never-ending heated stretch of water allows the perfect view of Lake Wakatipu through the on-the-edge, open-air cutout window carved into the stone. Photo Credit: MadisonMag.com


Infinity Pool

The Bulgari Resort in Bali is home to a pool dubbed the “epitome of infinity”—so named because it appears to blend right into its surrounding scenery. The peak it’s perched on offers unparalleled views of the Indian Ocean and hangs among cliffs of grey, hand-cut volcanic stone that jut out dramatically over the surrounding seas

a confused man

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer
and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai, the other in Canadaand I'm here in London.

When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together.


The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
notice and fall silent.


When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"
I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
condolences on your great loss. "

The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

" The only thing is
I just quit drinking!!! ...

Have A Nice Day

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future!
All people smile in the same language.
Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.
To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for.
Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.
Do what you can, for whom you can, with what you have, and where you are.

Monday, June 1, 2009

4 THINGS YOU CANNOT RECOVER

-The Stone... After You Throw!
-The Word... After It's Said!
- The Occasion... After The Loss!
- The Time... After It's Gone!


Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Special You Are.
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
How Important You Make Others Feel.

Somebody out here is Smiling,
Because of something you said or something you did!

Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile.
In Fact, It made Them Glad.

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You.
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You!
I believe that without a friend
you are missing out on a lot!!!

Have a nice day, and
I'm glad we are friends!!!

The Wave ----- keep it going

Just wanted to say Hi,
AND HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY

Journey To Bali part 1

ok, dah lama tunggu nak masukkan entry vacation bali ni, tapi tiada masa terluang, so, dalam masa yang singkat ni, nak cerita sikit pengalaman pergi ke Bali, Indonesia.
we had to travel from kedah to KL, since our flight is from LCCT to Den Pasar, there is no direct flight from penang to Den Pasar, Bali. so we decided to drive to KL. Tiada apa yang menarik on the way to kl, biasa saja, jalan lengang,


Cecah jaaa KL, jalan dah jemm gila, jam pukul 6 lebihh, hari jumaat, pehhh, memang jemm tak hengat punya. jem adalah salah satu benda yang tiada di kedah, hmpphh! dah sampai kl, malam tu tidor dengan nyenyaknya, penat bertarung dengan kesesakan lalulintas di kl! adus!

so, esoknya, aku decide nak bawak wife makan nasi beriyani gam yang famous, kat SS15 bandar baru bangi, harga murah dan makanan ok ok laa

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ini laa restoran nya, Restoran Anje Beriyani gam, sebelah dia restoran dia jugak, Anje masakan Thai, masa aku stay kat kl ni, kekadang makan kat sini, sedap jugak, so, aku bawak wife untuk cuba rasa pulak.


ini set Ayam masak merah beriyani gam, harga RM7, ok jugak rasa


ni restoran ayam penyet, tak sempat aku pergi, sebab dah kenyang, takpa, next time aku cuba.
dah kenyang perut, pusing pusing jusco Equine park. then we off to LCCT untuk Check In to Bali.

dah selesai check in, kena tunggu untuk boarding, lambat lagi, hampir satu setengah jam, so, lepak lepak minum dulu dekat taste of asia

minum saja kat sini,tak dak makanan menarik, so pindah pegi McD pulak

dah selesai makan, teringat pulak orang bagitau yang dekat bali ni susah nak cari makanan halal, so, untuk persediaan, kena laa tapau makanan halal, sebab arrive kat sana pun dah pukul 10 malam, susah nak cari tempat makan, perut pulak lapo, huhuhu, situasi bahaya tu. so tapau laa Beger McD (some info, kalau beger aku prefer McD, kalau ayam goreng aku suka KFC, sebab kfc memang tak pandai buat beger, dan McD punya ayam goreng memang hampeh)


inilah beger yang aku tapau untuk makan malam di bali, macam tak cukuppp jaa, heh heh
on the way nak boarding, ternampak Dunkin's donut, singgah jap tapau donat, bleh seludup masuk untuk makan atas flight


ok, sekarang aku kasitau satu tips macam mana nak seludup masuk air botol kedalam kapal terobang Air Asia di LCCT International departure.
caranya: tak perlu bungkus awal awal kerana di tempat menunggu boarding tu ada store jual air. sebelum sampai ke tempat boarding tu, ada dua pemeriksaan kastam dan sebagainya. so, bila dah habis 2 pemeriksaan kastam tu, bila berada ditempat boarding, barulah beli dan masukkan dalam beg, confirm you can save few ringgits, beli kat atas flight price dalam rm4-rm5 for mineral water.

ini tempat menunggu untuk boarding, kat belakang tu orang jual macam macam, so apa lagi, tapau sepuas hati.

then, dah boarding, takda apa yang menarik, perjalanan memakan masa 3 jam, fuhh, lama tu.
ada satu benda menarik. ada couple mat salleh ni, masuk dalam toilet berdua, terkejut jugak aku tengok, uihh, muat kaaa 2 orang duduk dalam toilet tu, hehe, couple muda, selepat 15-20 minit baru laa 2 orang ni keluar, yang pompuan tu keluar sambil sengih sengih pintal rambut. dalam hati aku berkata, sah dahhh, depaaa buat dahhhh. ada couple aussie kat belakang aku gelak gelak, aku pusing pandang dia, yang minah salleh tu cakap, "they having sex in the lavatory" aku pun sengih, aku reply"yeah, having sex at 39,000 feet, thats high" pastu kitorang gelak, fuhh, gila betui couple mat salleh ni, dalam toilet kapai terobang pun jadik, hehehe, first time dalam idup aku, ingatkan dalam movie jer ada cerita camni, haha

Gambar masa tengah boarding

then, lepas beli nasik lemak atas flight @ RM9, dah kenyang makan, aku pun tido.

ada satu tips. kalau korang ambik flight air asia, tak kira laa where is your destination, if its above 45 minutes, better pre book your meal. Sebab? kalau beli pre-booked meal harga dalam rm6, so jimat laa sikit. sebab apa, bila you dah atas flight, semua benda yang you dah makan kat bawah tadi, macam dah hilang, sebab bila passenger start makan atas flight, dia punya bau, fuhh, memang tak boleh tahan lah,kuat betul bau dia. then, your last meal kat bawah tadi pun lebih kurang 2 jam lalu, so, perut you confirm akan lapar balik, confirm! hehe, lagi bagus kalau you dapat seludup makanan masuk, lagi jimat.


dekat atas flight, kena isi 3 borang, satu borang akuan kesihatan (to confirm you bebas dari swine flu) 2 immigtion form, satu lagi customs form. susah jugak nak menulis di atas flight yang asyik bergegar ni, bosan betul, very inconvenience laaa to fill a form in the middle of a flight, sheeeshhhh!

ok, so, we arrived at Bali lebih kurang pukul 10 malam. dah gelap, gelabah jugak laaa, mana nak cari hotel gelap gelap ni. first yang aku sampai kat air port Den Pasar Bali ni, aku perasan, muka orang orang kat sini macam malay, gelap gelap, dan serius. Kecuali seorang staff lelaki Air Asia yang ramah dan asyik tersenyum di airport Den Pasar (memang mamat ni kaki senyum dan ramah, masa aku pergi dan balik dari bali, memang dia asyik senyum jaa, dia sorang saja laa, yang lain muka macam gengster)

aku risau, sebab tengok orang bali ni, muka depa garang dan serius, dalam hati, ahhh, sudahhh, mati dahh aku. aku pun beranikan diri pergi tanya kat tempat booking hotel. muka jaa nampak garang, tapi mereka ni peramah. dia layan aku yang cerewet gila bab duit duit ni, biasa laa, aku ni kedekut tak hengat, hehehe.

so, selepas dah berbincang, aku pun amik laa Grand Sinar Hotel (untuk info hotel, klik kat sini ) mamat tu kata memang ada banyak lagi hotel yang lebih murah, tapi sebab dah wife aku nak duduk tempat yang selesa sikit, so kena laa ambik hotel ni, murah sangat pun kang takut jauh dari pantai dan kurang selesa.

Dengan Harga Rupiah 55,000 teksi hantar kami dari Airport ke Hotel. aku dalam teksi, meninjau ninjau keluar tingkap, waktu malam gelap, aku tengok bali ni, tak sama dengan apa yang aku sangka. Jalan jalan di bali ni kecik, sempit, gelap dan sesak dengan kenderaan motor dan Speda motor (kat bali motor = kereta. Speda motor = motorsikal). driver teksi tu memang ramah, sembang dengan girang, siap bertukar tukar cerita Telenovela Intan dengan Wife aku, dia tak sangka cerita Intan pun famous kat malaysia, hehe, boring betul aku. Wife aku tiba tiba fasih dan memperaktikkan bahasa indon yang dia selalu belajar dari guru tuisyennya, cekgu Astro Aruna ka apa ntah namanya. bila dah sampai, beriya iya wife aku bagi tips rupiah 10,000. aku risau jugak, banyakkk tu tips, iskhh, rupanya baru rm2-rm3 jaa kot, hehe. lupa nak cakap, tukaran wang rupiah ni, aku tukar rm1.5k, dapat dalam IDR 4,050,000. 4 juta tu. tips untuk korang nak tukar duit, better tukar di malaysia, sebab rate dia lebih tinggi dalam 3.07, kalau kat bali, just 2.5. banyak beza tuh.



so, dah sampai hotel, makan beger yang tapau tadi, dan tidoooooooooo
sambungan dalam part 2

Pendang mengalami kesesakan lalulintas buat pertama kali dalam sejarah

Buat pertama kali dalam sejarah Pendang, telah mengalami kesesakan lalulintas sejauh 5 kilometer. fuhh, ini adalah rekod terbaru untuk daerah pendang, memang hebat, tak pernah aku rasa jemm sejauh ini sejak beberapa tahun aku berada di pendang ni. walaupun bukan jemm kat dalam kawasan pekan, jeemm tu berlaku kat kawasan lebuhraya, tapi still dalam daerah pendang. Plus tutup satu laluan untuk pembaikan jalan dan secara automatik, kesesakan teruk telah berlaku, aku yang tak sepatutnya berada atas lebuhraya pun, terlibat dalam sesi jemm tanpa rela ini. aku mengucapkan tahniah kepada pihak Plus yang telah menutup satu lane untuk pembaikan jalan, yang telah menyumbangkan satu rekod baru bagi Daerah Pendang, tahniah, hmpppphhhh! nyampah!


gambar jemm kat tempat lain ni, saja aku letak, nak menunjukkan tanda protes kepada Pluss, sebab aku bayar untuk sampai ke destinasi lebih cepat, tapi berlaku sebaliknya, baik aku naik bas aja, lagi lambat sampai, tapi jimat, dah laa minyak kena bayar, tol pun dia pow lagi, hampeh sungguh!