Sunday, October 25, 2009

Song: a Spot On Obsession 2

On last Monday I did blog about my obsession on a song that I never know who sing it, the only thing I know was the title of the song : Through My Window. I knew the song title from a anonymous comment. He / she told me to check out the song at http://www.everyoneconnects.net . I check out the website , it have the song there and also can be download, also the lyrics of the songs.

They put the picture of the singer there, but the picture is kinda blur blur, it’s a band, a 3 person band. I wonder who are they, hmmm….. Guys, check the website out, maybe you can spot who they are. I wonder when they will inform on who is the singer of this song.





When I obsessed on something, I cant stop thinking bout it. I still remember when I was so obsessed with the sunken ship; Titanic, when I saw its movie again last month (been watching it for several time but this time I was so obsessed by it). I googled and wikipedia about Titanic, thanks to Internet its so easy to get the info now then before. The ship is so big and majestic as it was called the unsinkable. There was a lot of myth and fact that I found. Also I found there is more American survivor than Brit because the American struggle and elbowed other people to make way to a outnumbered lifeboats. there are also eyewitness who confirm that he hear the Captain loudly said “ Be a gentleman boys! Be brit!” I was so touched by the story. And there are also a story, a true story about a women, a nurse who survived 3 ship wreck including Titanic if I’m not mistaken, but forgot her name already.














Still remember I was so obsessed with the movie “Public Enemy” a true story acted by Jhonny Depp. I read the story about his life and how his life end. He was shot in his car. The police documented all the evidence and also took picture regarding on that event. The same car was put at a museum somewhere to remember of the event. They have made a good job to documented all the evidence of the event so that story like this can be shared among us and be told to our children. If its not properly documented, it will only be a myth or an urban legend or something people might call it. That is only a few thing that I was obsessed spot on. There was a lot more but better we continue on my new obsession.






I know everytime I was so obsessed about something, there must be a really good and shocking story behind it, that is why I try really hard to know everything about it. But instead, I still don’t have a clue about it. But still, its nice, it make me woke out, move around, asking friends about it, and a friend told me “ It’s get better when its harder to get, the adrenalin pumping and everything”. Is it lame or maybe its true? And so I precede my quest to get the truth. I access the website http://www.everyoneconnects.net again. As I said before, there’s the “Through My Window” song ready to be downloaded and also the lyrics as well. The picture of the band is so blur. Apart from that there are banner concert, dancing game, and song mixer.

I also found there are the official page for this event in facebook, friendster and twitter. Here’s the address for all of it

http://www.facebook.com/everyoneconnects
http://www.friendster.com/everyoneconnects
http://www.Twitter.com/every1connect

I’m joining all the said above and become a fan of its page. The reason is to know what is it all about. Guys come and join. Together we crack this mystery OK?

Check the official page at http://www.everyoneconnects.net

I checked out the page again and only then I know, it is bunkface, now I know, it is bunkface. The band who sand that song is Bunkface, goshhh, now I know

Check it out guys ! don’t miss it :P . who knows they giving present or freebies, i like freebies, to tell you the truth, now i'm using free internet service, someone forgot to encript their wifi connection, hehe, sharing is caring right? heh heh heh



Saturday, October 24, 2009

"Italian Accent"

"Italian Accent"

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The
lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at
first, but they get her attention when she hears one of
the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, the come
together. I come again. Two asses, they come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-
a-more."

"You foul-mouthed pig" retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in
public."

"Hey, coola down lady," the Italian man said. "Imma
just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."



Michelangelo's David

this is how he look like when he was still in italy



After a two-year visit to the United States,
Michelangelo's David is returning to
Italy . .

this is how he become, :P

Friday, October 23, 2009

Santa at Magic Door

Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers.

Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sight- seeing.

They entered a large building with an enormous lobby. The son noticed this door on the wall and ask Santa what it was for?

Santa not knowing decided to get closer for better observation. A few minutes later a old lady with a cane comes over and presses a button located near the door, the door opens and the old lady enters a small room. The door proceeds to close and Santa and son stand there amazed as lights blink over the door when all of a sudden the door opens and a very beautiful young lady exits.

Astonished, Santa looks at his son while scratching his head, and say's, "Son, I don't know what just happened, but run fast and fetch your mother."

Cow and Pig Story

something to ponder guys

There was once a man who was very rich and very miserly at the same time. The villagers disliked him intensely. One day he said to them, "Either you're jealous of me or you don't understand my love of money-God alone knows. But you dislike me; that much I know. When I die, I won't take anything with me. I will leave it all for others. I will make a will, and I will give everything to charity. Then everyone will be happy."



Even then people mocked and laughed at him. The rich man said to them, "What is the matter with you? Can't you wait a few years to see my money go to charity?"



The villagers didn't believe him. He said, "Do you think I'm immortal? I'll die like everyone else, and then my money will go to charities." He couldn't understand why they didn't believe him.



One day he went for a walk. All of a sudden it started raining heavily, so he took shelter under a tree. Under this tree he saw a pig and a cow. The pig and the cow entered into conversation, and the man overheard what they were saying.



The pig said to the cow, "How is it that everybody appreciates you and nobody appreciates me? When I die, I provide people with bacon, ham and sausage. People can also use my bristles. I give three or four things, whereas you give only one thing: milk. Why do people appreciate you all the time and not me?"



The cow said to the pig, "Look, I give them milk while I'm alive. They see that I am generous with what I have. But you don't give them anything while you're alive. Only after you're dead do you give ham, bacon and so forth. People don't believe in the future; they believe in the present. If you give while you are alive, people will appreciate you. It is quite simple."



From that moment on, the rich man gave all he had to the poor.


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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Mis-Communication







This is what happened at a company in India, heh heh,

very funny, click on the picture to enlarge,

Laughter is the best Medicine

A man was filling out a job application form.

Whe he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote "No."

Not realising that the next question was only for people who answered "Yes", he wrote "Never been caught."



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face

each other, but still they stay together.



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one,

you'll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a

woman want?



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a

restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'



'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.' 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....



You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met.



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'




Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.
Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.
Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day......... " and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.
Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.
Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.
The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

"Ecstasy"

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing
smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort
of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome
stranger turned, having sensed her approach.
Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved
slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring
her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance.

He sank to his knees before her and without a word,
smoothly released her from her constraining attire.
With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign
hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided
her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking
her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his
movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy
her every need. Her senses swam. She was overcome
with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so
long. Then, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within
her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment,
she thought, "It is too big! - it will never fit!"

Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had
been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment
washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of
gratitude shining in her eyes. Moreover, he knew it
would not be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this
woman would want more. She would want to do it
again and again.

Don't you just love shopping for shoes?



*And this morning i received this email, its attached with a picture of Micheal Jackson and Elvis in their hiding place, someone in the jungle.












(Click picture to enlarge)


Ohh, by the way, yesterday i heard an underwear brand advertising in a radio, its sound silly