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hi all,

sorry all, unable to update blog, now in kl, having an IT courses, only be back online on next monday 24/08.

see ya again, chiaow!

by the way, i'm so cant wait to update, there is so much to tell, about the putrajaya building i'm having a courses here, and everything, so cant wait, yaaa!

Movie Review: G.I JOE

Genres: Action/Adventure and War
Running Time: 1 hr. 58 min.
Release Date: August 7th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for strong sequences of action violence and mayhem throughout.
Distributors: Paramount Pictures
U.S. Box Office: $54,713,046 @ 16/08/09


today feeling like i want to do a movie review, G.I Joe, watched it on last weekend, i only write a short review in my own style from my point of view, if you dont like it, do steer away! hehe

"From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. "

G.I stand for Government Issue, actually i dont understand what its really means, maybe these joe's try to settle all the of the Government issue or the joe itself have government issue? nevermind,

the story is good, you'll see alot of CGI being used, but i can say that the CGI is not the best from my point of view, its good, but still have room for improvement, the sound effect is slightly above average . Marlon Wayans play a good comedy character in this films which helps alot.

open your eyes as there is full of action in this movie, you wont have time to finish up regular sized drinks or smsing your partner on the phone. its full of action even in a flash back moment, i tell you, really pack with action, it wont dissapoint you!

for audience who really like action and no other else, this is a good movie for you, but other than action, this movie have nothing to offer, some say when they watch this movie, the felt like The Transformer:revenge of the fallen is like a Giant!


my verdict
Storyline: 3/5
Sound / Sound Effect : 3/5
Total : 4/5

Teh Tarik Session

i'll be going to KL next week on 17/08 until 21/08. i grab this opportunity to do a teh tarik session with friend there, hope you guys can make it. date as below


** Teh Tarik Session-


Time: 8:00 pm - 10:00pm

Date as Below:
17/08- Staff RHB/HP-Careline (Venue: Alamanda Putrajaya)
18/08- Staff Mesiniaga Engineer / Call Center (Venue : Nasik Kandar Pelita, KLCC)
20/08- Budak Budak Ibrahim (Venue : Nasik Kandar Pelita, KLCC)

See You guys There


*hope to see you guys there, and i hope this will not be the last time we meet lah



apart from that, i would like to share a movie i watch last night on HBO if i'm not mistaken, its an old 2007 movie title "Juno", it a story about Juno who is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a "perfect" set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt. Luckily, Juno has the total support of her parents as she faces some tough decisions, flirts with adulthood and ultimately figures out where she belongs.



really nice lah this movie, Juno is so happy and fun and Independence, i wish my daughter have her good quality lah, because i really like her style of tackling problem. but its all in the movie, in the movie everything look so simple and fun and totally different in the real life, but i hope one thing, i hope that people in malaysia could be more gentlemen and supporting abit lah, be like a brit, they are a gentlement and that's why more brit was killed than American in titanic disaster, u know why? you can ask me or google abit lah

What a Lovely Sunday

Sunday, supposed to be public holiday, but at northern site of malaysia, its a working day. so as usual, went to work from 8 to 5, there is nothing happening while i'm working, nothing to talk about. i wanted to blog about what so special on sunday in my life, there is nothing special on sunday, i need to go to work early, and after working hour, there is no activities to be done except being at home and watching television. its a maraton from 5:30 until late at night, i'm gonna list the tv programme and i would like to tell all of you, please come and save me from this madness.
anyway, here the list,

from 5.30 until 6.30
Channel 8 -
programme : Guess Guess Guess
i like this chinnese talk show cum game show, very funny and lively, the male host was very slumber




6:30 to 7:00
Channel 8 -
Programmer: Ho Chak!
this program all about food food food,
(at the same time at NTV7 there also a good programme called " my first million" this is a really good programme about ppl start their business from below and earn their first million dollar, basically i was channel hopping from channel 8 to ntv7.


7:00 to 7:30
Channel 3
Programme: Masquarade
this is a really good japannese programme, love it, it give the freedom to them to express and creativity were superb! try watch this!




8:00 - 9:00
Buletin Utama channel 3
News of course, my chances to watch news on tv is like 3 times in a weeks, the rest was conquerd by MIL, haihh


11:00 to 11:30
Channel 8
The Shot
this is a reallity programmer about a photographer, they challage each other to become a profesional photographer to win a USD100K and to win contract with Victoria Secret as a photographer, good show laa this one, love it so much, but actually last night is the last episod, Maria win the grand prize, eventhough her picture not as good as dean, but her connection and interaction with the model build the models trust thus bring a more lively image, and thats is it



thats the list of programme that i watch and what i do on sunday, clearly i have no life at all! i'm turning to couch potato / zombie just watching tv, please somebody save me! take me out from this whole, i want to break free, ! hehe, emo jap! anyway, if you guys do have any suggestion or any activities you want to invite me, please do so, i'm bored with my life, i'm not like this previously, i was a wild and free until i'm married. married is not a bad thing, its just it changed me alot! haihh, anyway, what did you guys do on sunday!?

DUA EKOR HANTU

Tersebutlah kisah dua ekor hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborak la untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,

"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?"

"Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.

"Ooo..kesian...aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata hantu A ramah.

"Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal kau tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang." Balas hantu B.

"Dah, aku dah buat dah! In fact masa aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya..." jawab hantu A sayu.

"Cerita la sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih.."

"Camni..aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik masa sesuai tangkap diorang."

"So, ko dapat la tangkap diorang?" tanya hantu B penuh minat.

"Tak. Aku cuma jumpa isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, masa aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ada kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanya isteri aku tapi dia tak mau jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun..Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari cari jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak..." kata hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.

Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika hantu B berkata,

"Apasal kau tak cari kat dalam peti sejuk?"


Kelantan vs ganu

menantu terengganu: mok...kalu mok gi kedaa... Tolong beli 'ketang' 4 kilo........nanti kito bayar

mentua kelantan : bereeehhh..... (selepas mentua pulang dari kedai)

menantu terengganu: loooo.... Bak po mok beli 'ubi ketang' (ubi kentang)... Banyok-banyok ni....

Mentua kelantan : tadi mu kato beli kete(ubi kentang)..... Pah tu kete mano pulakkkk...

Menantu terengganu : bukang ubi 'ketang'.... Kito suruh beli 'ketang'..... Hok ada sepit......(ketam)...

relax kejap

1.Cium Isteri
Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:Isteri :Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu? Suami :Kenapa? Isteri :Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu? Suami :Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?'





2.Bunuh Setan
Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau si isteri menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya.'Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/bersetubuh kan bang, dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang
betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan'. Kata si suami 'yerr kerr?' Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai untuk bunuh syaitan kan , betul tak sayanggg? sambil ketawa.. Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata: 'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
Si suami tersenyum panjang.
Selang dua hari kemudian,
si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
'takpe...tunggulah malam'.
Esoknya si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan...bang' .
Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah.
Esoknya si isteri berkata
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... '.
Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ...........
'Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke atau nak bunuh abang'


3.Pak pandir menunjukankan kepandaiannya
Nak dijadikan cerita, suatu hari pak pandir melalui satu lorong yang kecik semasa hendak pulang ke rumahnye.Entah macamana, di tengah perjalanannye tadi dia terjumpe seketul taik yang masih panas. Tapi dia masih konpius sama ada betul ke bende yang dia jumpe tu seketul taik.Oleh kerana kemusykilan yang teramat sangat tu, pak pandir ambil keputusan untuk mengkaji sampel najis berkenaan.
Pak pandir tengok ngan lebih dekat taik tersebut, lalu dia berkata,
'Bentuk macam taik...' Lepas tu dia pegang pulak taik tu, lalu dia berkata,
'Lembik...macam taik.....'
Lepas tu dia ambik sikit taik tu lalu dia hidu
taik tu, lepas tu dia berkata,
'Bau macam taik.'
Oleh kerana pak pandir ni masih ragu-ragu dengan taik tu lalu dia pun mengambil keptusan untuk menjilat sedikit taik tersebut. Sebaik sahaja dia menjilat taik berkenaan dia pun menjerit....
'MEMANG TAIK! NASIB BAIK AKU TAK TERPIJAK!!!'

4.Mamak dapat anak
Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya,tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira dan terus datang kepadanya Ali: Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?
Mamak: Saya bini juga surat India mari.
Ali: Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....
Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby!Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!
Ali:Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?
Mamak:Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik.
Ali: Lerrrrrr.??? ??...kalau 3 tahun tarak balik tu anak siapa? Hahahaha...



5..kisah 2 ekor burung.
Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua.Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung.
Pembeli :Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini...??
Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu $500, sedangkan yang diam itu $1000.
Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.
Penjual: Yaa...memang berbeza, yang berharaga $1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.


6.Belajar bahasa English
Seorang gadis yang Bahasa Ingerisnya kacau-bilau. .. suatu hari terlanggar seorang pelancong US ketika berjalan2 di The mall Gadis:' I'm sorry '
Pelancong:' I'm sorry, too '
Si gadis kelihatan bingung kerana tidak faham apa yang diperkatakan oleh pelancong itu.. dia meneka2 dan terus menjawab..
Gadis:' I'm sorry. three '
Pelancong: ' What are you sorry for? '
Gadis:'I'm sorry, five '


7.Kek Hari jadi...

Seorang lelaki telah pergi ke sebuah kedai kek untuk memesan sebiji kek sempena hari jadi isterinya. 'Apa yang hendak ditulis pada kek ulang tahun ini,encik?' tanya si gadis manis yang bertugas di kaunter kepada lelaki itu.

'Mmmm, tulis saja 'Sayang tidak bertambah tua' di bahagian atas,
kemudian sambung dengan 'Sayang cuma bertambah cantik' di bahagian bawah,'kata lelaki itu. Esoknya, lelaki itu datang mengambil kek yang ditempahnya itu dan terus membawa pulang ke rumah untuk dipersembahkan kepada isterinya yang tersayang di hadapan tetamu-tetamu yang lain. Dan ketika kek itu dibuka di depan isteri dan tetamu undangan yang lain, lelaki itu setengah pengsan ketika membaca tulisan yang tertera di kek itu:

'SAYANG TIDAK BERTAMBAH TUA DI BAHAGIAN ATAS. SAYANG CUMA BERTAMBAH CANTIK DI BAHAGIAN BAWAH.'


8.Anak siapa??
Suzy menyampaikan hasrat hatinya kepada bapanya untuk berkahwin dengan Robert,

Jejaka pilihannya yang juga adalah jiran dan teman sepermainannya sejak kecil lagi.
Suzy :Ayah, Robert melamar saya. Kami mahu berkahwin.
Ayah :Apa? Tidak boleh! Kamu boleh berkahwin dengan sesiapa saja kecuali Robert.
Suzy:Tapi mengapa?
Ayah :(Separuh berbisik) Kerana Robert sebenarnya adalah abangmu.Tapi, jangan beritahu ibumu ye! Terkejut dengan jawapan itu,suzy pergi pula kepada ibunya.
Suzy :Ibu, Ayah melarang saya berkahwin dengan Robert.
Ibu :Tak usah dengar cakap ayah kamu tu. Kamu boleh kahwin dengan sesiapa yang kamu suka termasuk Robert.
Suzi :Tapi kata ayah, Robert itu abang saya.Adik beradik kan tak boleh kahwin..
Ibu :(Separuh berbisik) Hmmm....Ayah kamu pun tak tahu kamu bukan anaknya.
Suzy :Ha!!??!!

Update!

its been quite sometimes i updated this blog. there is so many things happened lately, and the worse of it: my wife just realise that her best friend is a back stabber/two face. what i can do is soothing her and comfort her with what i have. its doesnt matter my love, she's not worth it, and we dont need someone like her in this world, just ignore her, all that matter is how much i love you, do take care darling