Hi guys, i'm currently in kl again. sending/accompany my brother in law back to kl. my wife, my MIL and i accompany brother in law back to kl since we scared his car which is not in good condition since he always modified his car here and there and he driving alone in the bad weather. so my MIL decided to accompany him using another car so that in case if his car broke down, we will be there to help him and i know my brother in law knows that i dont know a damn about repairing a car, and i did pray for nothing to happen, if not, i have to act like i know what i'm doing, that will be terrible.
really boring, dont know what to do, didnt bring my laptop, if not can update all the backlog entry with picture, haihhh, what a waste.
before i type more and more boring things, its better that i log of from this boring entry and go to sleep, going back to kedah tomorrow morning and back to work on sunday, haihhh, what a life! but still, nothing to compare , at least, i still have a life, but dont know for how long ...
Friday, August 28, 2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Makan Makan Makan
Today i'm not gonna list what i did in KL last week, i'll tell you that story later because i have better story to tell, and here it goes-
kelmarin, hari yang keempat kita berpuasa, aku macam biasa, betapa letihnya berpuasa, maklum laa, tank aku ni besaq, dia punya injection pun besaq, bila tank dah kosong, injection pun jadi pening tatau mana nak inject, maka berlakulah pedih pedih perut yang amat sangat, anyway, setelah mengharungi hari hari yang panjang, maka sampai lah ke penghujung hari, waktu berbuka puasa, dengan hati yang girang, beli beli kat bazaar ramadhan, sebenarnya tak banyak pun beli, just beli murtabak jaa 3 biji, makan nasik jaa arini lauk dah banyak tak yah beli lauk,
so, tiba waktu yang di tunggu tunggu, berbuka lahhh dengan gembira dan bersyukurrr,
cerita kali ni bukan pasal berbuka atau makanan berbuka, tapi, cerita pasal makan selepas waktu berbuka, iaitu makan makanan diantara makanan favourite aku, iaitu koeteow celup! koewtoew celup ni berasal dari thailand kalau tak salah aku, jadi, susah sikit lah nak cari benda ni.
tapi malam semalam wife aku ajak pegi aloq staq, sebab nak bayaq duit kereta (aparaaa malam malam nak bayar duit kereta, dah tak cukup siang ka apa, aku nak rehat sikit pun tak sompat,) disebabkan wife aku yang ajak, so, terpaksa laa dia rasuah aku makan percuma, heh, apa lagi, aku pun blasah laa, dah selesai bayaq duit kereta apa semua, singgah laa kat kedai makan tu, kat situ jaaa boleh dapat koewtoew celup yang ok ok rasanya di aloq staq ni, apa nama kedai ntah, on the way nak pi ke aloq staq mall tu, yang ada resepi "daging masak harimau menangis" tu.
anyway, ini lah menu malam tu
ini bukan barang makanan, ini adalah kotak tissue, saja jaa aku snap snap, tangan tengah gatal tunggu makanan
minuman aku, lychee
wife punya oder, watermelon
ini lah rupa koew teow celup tu, memang lazat aaa, dah lama mengidam nieh
ini perencah tambahan, cili jeruk, cili kering, kicap sotong dan garam
wife punya oder, somtam
listing
air lychchee
air tembikai
koew teow celup
somtam
total= RM11.30
errr, sedikit mahal dari biasa, aposai ek? sudah naik harga ka?
anda pula bagaimana? apa makanan feveret ada di kala bulan puasa ini?
kelmarin, hari yang keempat kita berpuasa, aku macam biasa, betapa letihnya berpuasa, maklum laa, tank aku ni besaq, dia punya injection pun besaq, bila tank dah kosong, injection pun jadi pening tatau mana nak inject, maka berlakulah pedih pedih perut yang amat sangat, anyway, setelah mengharungi hari hari yang panjang, maka sampai lah ke penghujung hari, waktu berbuka puasa, dengan hati yang girang, beli beli kat bazaar ramadhan, sebenarnya tak banyak pun beli, just beli murtabak jaa 3 biji, makan nasik jaa arini lauk dah banyak tak yah beli lauk,
so, tiba waktu yang di tunggu tunggu, berbuka lahhh dengan gembira dan bersyukurrr,
cerita kali ni bukan pasal berbuka atau makanan berbuka, tapi, cerita pasal makan selepas waktu berbuka, iaitu makan makanan diantara makanan favourite aku, iaitu koeteow celup! koewtoew celup ni berasal dari thailand kalau tak salah aku, jadi, susah sikit lah nak cari benda ni.
tapi malam semalam wife aku ajak pegi aloq staq, sebab nak bayaq duit kereta (aparaaa malam malam nak bayar duit kereta, dah tak cukup siang ka apa, aku nak rehat sikit pun tak sompat,) disebabkan wife aku yang ajak, so, terpaksa laa dia rasuah aku makan percuma, heh, apa lagi, aku pun blasah laa, dah selesai bayaq duit kereta apa semua, singgah laa kat kedai makan tu, kat situ jaaa boleh dapat koewtoew celup yang ok ok rasanya di aloq staq ni, apa nama kedai ntah, on the way nak pi ke aloq staq mall tu, yang ada resepi "daging masak harimau menangis" tu.
anyway, ini lah menu malam tu
ini bukan barang makanan, ini adalah kotak tissue, saja jaa aku snap snap, tangan tengah gatal tunggu makanan
minuman aku, lychee
wife punya oder, watermelon
ini lah rupa koew teow celup tu, memang lazat aaa, dah lama mengidam nieh
ini perencah tambahan, cili jeruk, cili kering, kicap sotong dan garam
wife punya oder, somtam
listing
air lychchee
air tembikai
koew teow celup
somtam
total= RM11.30
errr, sedikit mahal dari biasa, aposai ek? sudah naik harga ka?
anda pula bagaimana? apa makanan feveret ada di kala bulan puasa ini?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Ramadhan Buffet List - YUM~ YUM~
(ada orang cakap aku ni eksyen blog dalam English, dia kata dah laa english pun tak power, lintang pukang, salah pulak tu, sebenarnya, aku blog dalam english ni, sebab aku nak belajo english, english aku tak power, hampeh pulak tu, so kalau ada grammatical error ka, spelling error ka, sila lah advice yer, tenkiu!)
Salam Ramadhan to all. what is the best thing in fasting season? of course food. there is a wife of variety offered during ramadhan and Raya, but for starter, we talk bout buka puasa food and list of ramadhan buffet. collected this list from few blog, it was meant for 2008, but u guys call the place up to confirm on the price and reservation, so guys, dont miss it. i'm also looking for good and cheap (of course) ramadhan buffet at nothern area @ kedah to be exact, do share your info with me, also, if you guys would like to belanja me to any of this place, i would be glad to accompany you guys, yeah! check the list out!
1. Ramadhan Buffet at Maya Brasserie, Hotel Maya Kuala Lumpur
Price : RM75++
For reservation, please call 03-27118866 ext 258
Website : http://www.hotelmaya.com.my/
2. Buka Puasa at the heart of KL, Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre
Price : RM85++ Adult, RM42++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-23332866
Website: http://www.klccconventioncentre.com/
(For a party of 10, 1 goes for free)(20% discount for CIMB, SBB & Direct Access card members, T & C apply)
3. Ramadhan Buffet at Chatz Brasserie, Parkroyal Kuala Lumpur
Price : RM75++ Adult, RM39++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-27828301
Website : http://www.parkroyalhotels.com/
4. Selera Kampungku Buffet Ramadhan at Hotel Grand Continental, KL
Price : RM52++ Adult, RM26++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-26939333
Website : http://www.ghihotels.com.my/
(20% discount for Public Bank cardmembers)(10+1 promotion, where every 11th person dines for free)
5. Al Mubarak Ramadhan Buffet at Grand Blue Wave Hotel Shah Alam
Price : RM85++ Adult, RM50++ Children & Senior Citizen
For reservation, please call 03-55118811 ext 2612
Website : http://www.bluewavehotels.com/
6. Traditional Buka Puasa Buffet at Dondang Sayang Coffee House, Corus Hotel, KL
Price : RM76++ Adult, RM49++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-21618888
Website : http://www.corushotelkl.com/
(50% discount on 1-4 Sept, 28-30 Sept)
7. Buffet Ramadhan at Sunflowers Brasserie, Royale Bintang KL
Price : RM55++ Adult, 50% children & senior citizens
For reservation, please call 03-21439898
Website : http://www.royale-bintang-hotel.com.my/
8. Ramadhan Buffet at Nipah Coffeeshop, Hotel Equatorial, KL
Price : RM92++ Adult, RM46++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-21617777 ext 8220
Website : http://www.equatorial.com/kul
9. Buffet Ramadhan at Cyberview Lodge Resort & Spa, Cyberjaya
Price : RM80++ Adult, RM40++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-83127091
Website : http:// http://www.cyberview-lodge.com/
10. Gema Ramadhan 'Selera Kampung' Buffet Dinner at Brisdale Hotel, KL
Price : RM38++ Adult, RM28++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-26948833
Website : http://www.brisdale.com.my/
**been here once, the food is so so lah
11. Noltagia Ramadhan Buffet featuring Dee at Dorsett Regency Hotel, KL
Price : RM69++ Adult, 50% Discount for children & senior citizens
For reservation, please call 03-27151000 ext 188
Website : http://www.dorsettregency.com.my/
(20% off on food for Ambank Credit Card, T & C apply)
Place: Saffron Brasserie at Ancasa Hotel & Spa, KL
Price: RM45++ (Adult); RM33++ (Child)
Contact: 603 - 2026 6060 Ext 7703
Place: Palms Cafe @ Palm Garden Hotel, IOI Resort Putrajaya
Price: RM58.00++ per adult and RM35.00++ per child between 5 and 12 years old.
Contact: 603 - 8943 2233
Place: Quality Hotel City Centre Kuala Lumpur
Price: RM55.00++ per Adult and RM35++ per Child (4-12 years) / Senior Citizen (55 years old and above).
RM49++ for Hotel´s Choice Preferred Card members
Contact: 03 - 2693 9233 ext 8023 / 8017 or email fnb@quality.com.my.
Place: Top Pot Cafe @ KL International Hotel
Price: RM 48.00++ for Adult
RM 23.00++ for children
* All our room guests are entitled for a 20 % Discount
Ramadhan Group package:
- 1 complimentary for every 10 paying adults
- 50% discount for senior citizen aged 56 and above
- 20% for our VCC members
- 10 % discount will be given to travel agent, hoteliers, airlines.
Contact: 03-2697 8833
Link: http://klitel.com.my/template/289/index.cf...urlID=kualfin46
Place: Kampachi @ Hotel Equatorial Bangi-Putrajaya
Price: Take Set: RM52++
Sakura Set: RM62++
Matsu Set: RM72++
Subject to 10% Service Charge and 5% Government Tax
Contact: 603 - 8210 2222 / 8925 1111
Link: http://www.equatorial.com/bng/index.php?navi_id=10〈=1
Place: Al Nafourah @ Le Meridien KL
Price: RM 98++ for adults; RM 49++ for children
Contact: 603 - 2263 7434
Link: http://www.lemeridiendining.com.my/index.php?mid=15
IKEA "Buka Puasa" Buffet
Enjoy the IKEA "Buka Puasa" Buffet at IKEA Restaurant from 6.30pm till 9.00pm on weekdays and 6.30pm till 10.00pm on weekends.
There is a choice of local and western fare at RM15.90 per adult and RM9.90 per child (5 to 12 years old).
Call IKEA at 03-7726 7777 for enquiries.
Website:
http://www.ikea.com.my
**i've been to Ikea buffet twice, the food and que become worst and worst *sigh*
this is only a few of the long list i have, but there is no point to put here also, the price was like wow, to much, and most of them i dont know how good it is, so, if you have more info, do share with me, also an advise, dont go for middle east buffet , the taste is so not for us
Sunday, August 23, 2009
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous state
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous state
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Air Ticket Promotion:
info for you guys, there is a price war between air asia and Mas, do grab this opportunity!
best deal: Air Asia : KL - Abu Dhabi : 2 person RM490 (Return Ticket)
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Not Available to Update blog
hi all,
sorry all, unable to update blog, now in kl, having an IT courses, only be back online on next monday 24/08.
see ya again, chiaow!
by the way, i'm so cant wait to update, there is so much to tell, about the putrajaya building i'm having a courses here, and everything, so cant wait, yaaa!
sorry all, unable to update blog, now in kl, having an IT courses, only be back online on next monday 24/08.
see ya again, chiaow!
by the way, i'm so cant wait to update, there is so much to tell, about the putrajaya building i'm having a courses here, and everything, so cant wait, yaaa!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Movie Review: G.I JOE
Genres: Action/Adventure and War
Running Time: 1 hr. 58 min.
Release Date: August 7th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for strong sequences of action violence and mayhem throughout.
Distributors: Paramount Pictures
U.S. Box Office: $54,713,046 @ 16/08/09
today feeling like i want to do a movie review, G.I Joe, watched it on last weekend, i only write a short review in my own style from my point of view, if you dont like it, do steer away! hehe
"From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. "
G.I stand for Government Issue, actually i dont understand what its really means, maybe these joe's try to settle all the of the Government issue or the joe itself have government issue? nevermind,
the story is good, you'll see alot of CGI being used, but i can say that the CGI is not the best from my point of view, its good, but still have room for improvement, the sound effect is slightly above average . Marlon Wayans play a good comedy character in this films which helps alot.
open your eyes as there is full of action in this movie, you wont have time to finish up regular sized drinks or smsing your partner on the phone. its full of action even in a flash back moment, i tell you, really pack with action, it wont dissapoint you!
for audience who really like action and no other else, this is a good movie for you, but other than action, this movie have nothing to offer, some say when they watch this movie, the felt like The Transformer:revenge of the fallen is like a Giant!
my verdict
Storyline: 3/5
Sound / Sound Effect : 3/5
Total : 4/5
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Teh Tarik Session
i'll be going to KL next week on 17/08 until 21/08. i grab this opportunity to do a teh tarik session with friend there, hope you guys can make it. date as below
** Teh Tarik Session-
Time: 8:00 pm - 10:00pm
Date as Below:
17/08- Staff RHB/HP-Careline (Venue: Alamanda Putrajaya)
18/08- Staff Mesiniaga Engineer / Call Center (Venue : Nasik Kandar Pelita, KLCC)
20/08- Budak Budak Ibrahim (Venue : Nasik Kandar Pelita, KLCC)
See You guys There
*hope to see you guys there, and i hope this will not be the last time we meet lah
apart from that, i would like to share a movie i watch last night on HBO if i'm not mistaken, its an old 2007 movie title "Juno", it a story about Juno who is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a "perfect" set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt. Luckily, Juno has the total support of her parents as she faces some tough decisions, flirts with adulthood and ultimately figures out where she belongs.
really nice lah this movie, Juno is so happy and fun and Independence, i wish my daughter have her good quality lah, because i really like her style of tackling problem. but its all in the movie, in the movie everything look so simple and fun and totally different in the real life, but i hope one thing, i hope that people in malaysia could be more gentlemen and supporting abit lah, be like a brit, they are a gentlement and that's why more brit was killed than American in titanic disaster, u know why? you can ask me or google abit lah
** Teh Tarik Session-
Time: 8:00 pm - 10:00pm
Date as Below:
17/08- Staff RHB/HP-Careline (Venue: Alamanda Putrajaya)
18/08- Staff Mesiniaga Engineer / Call Center (Venue : Nasik Kandar Pelita, KLCC)
20/08- Budak Budak Ibrahim (Venue : Nasik Kandar Pelita, KLCC)
See You guys There
*hope to see you guys there, and i hope this will not be the last time we meet lah
apart from that, i would like to share a movie i watch last night on HBO if i'm not mistaken, its an old 2007 movie title "Juno", it a story about Juno who is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a "perfect" set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt. Luckily, Juno has the total support of her parents as she faces some tough decisions, flirts with adulthood and ultimately figures out where she belongs.
really nice lah this movie, Juno is so happy and fun and Independence, i wish my daughter have her good quality lah, because i really like her style of tackling problem. but its all in the movie, in the movie everything look so simple and fun and totally different in the real life, but i hope one thing, i hope that people in malaysia could be more gentlemen and supporting abit lah, be like a brit, they are a gentlement and that's why more brit was killed than American in titanic disaster, u know why? you can ask me or google abit lah
Monday, August 10, 2009
What a Lovely Sunday
Sunday, supposed to be public holiday, but at northern site of malaysia, its a working day. so as usual, went to work from 8 to 5, there is nothing happening while i'm working, nothing to talk about. i wanted to blog about what so special on sunday in my life, there is nothing special on sunday, i need to go to work early, and after working hour, there is no activities to be done except being at home and watching television. its a maraton from 5:30 until late at night, i'm gonna list the tv programme and i would like to tell all of you, please come and save me from this madness.
anyway, here the list,
from 5.30 until 6.30
Channel 8 -
programme : Guess Guess Guess
i like this chinnese talk show cum game show, very funny and lively, the male host was very slumber
6:30 to 7:00
Channel 8 -
Programmer: Ho Chak!
this program all about food food food,
(at the same time at NTV7 there also a good programme called " my first million" this is a really good programme about ppl start their business from below and earn their first million dollar, basically i was channel hopping from channel 8 to ntv7.
7:00 to 7:30
Channel 3
Programme: Masquarade
this is a really good japannese programme, love it, it give the freedom to them to express and creativity were superb! try watch this!
8:00 - 9:00
Buletin Utama channel 3
News of course, my chances to watch news on tv is like 3 times in a weeks, the rest was conquerd by MIL, haihh
11:00 to 11:30
Channel 8
The Shot
this is a reallity programmer about a photographer, they challage each other to become a profesional photographer to win a USD100K and to win contract with Victoria Secret as a photographer, good show laa this one, love it so much, but actually last night is the last episod, Maria win the grand prize, eventhough her picture not as good as dean, but her connection and interaction with the model build the models trust thus bring a more lively image, and thats is it
thats the list of programme that i watch and what i do on sunday, clearly i have no life at all! i'm turning to couch potato / zombie just watching tv, please somebody save me! take me out from this whole, i want to break free, ! hehe, emo jap! anyway, if you guys do have any suggestion or any activities you want to invite me, please do so, i'm bored with my life, i'm not like this previously, i was a wild and free until i'm married. married is not a bad thing, its just it changed me alot! haihh, anyway, what did you guys do on sunday!?
anyway, here the list,
from 5.30 until 6.30
Channel 8 -
programme : Guess Guess Guess
i like this chinnese talk show cum game show, very funny and lively, the male host was very slumber
6:30 to 7:00
Channel 8 -
Programmer: Ho Chak!
this program all about food food food,
(at the same time at NTV7 there also a good programme called " my first million" this is a really good programme about ppl start their business from below and earn their first million dollar, basically i was channel hopping from channel 8 to ntv7.
7:00 to 7:30
Channel 3
Programme: Masquarade
this is a really good japannese programme, love it, it give the freedom to them to express and creativity were superb! try watch this!
8:00 - 9:00
Buletin Utama channel 3
News of course, my chances to watch news on tv is like 3 times in a weeks, the rest was conquerd by MIL, haihh
11:00 to 11:30
Channel 8
The Shot
this is a reallity programmer about a photographer, they challage each other to become a profesional photographer to win a USD100K and to win contract with Victoria Secret as a photographer, good show laa this one, love it so much, but actually last night is the last episod, Maria win the grand prize, eventhough her picture not as good as dean, but her connection and interaction with the model build the models trust thus bring a more lively image, and thats is it
thats the list of programme that i watch and what i do on sunday, clearly i have no life at all! i'm turning to couch potato / zombie just watching tv, please somebody save me! take me out from this whole, i want to break free, ! hehe, emo jap! anyway, if you guys do have any suggestion or any activities you want to invite me, please do so, i'm bored with my life, i'm not like this previously, i was a wild and free until i'm married. married is not a bad thing, its just it changed me alot! haihh, anyway, what did you guys do on sunday!?
Sunday, August 9, 2009
DUA EKOR HANTU
Tersebutlah kisah dua ekor hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborak la untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,
"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?"
"Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.
"Ooo..kesian...aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata hantu A ramah.
"Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal kau tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang." Balas hantu B.
"Dah, aku dah buat dah! In fact masa aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya..." jawab hantu A sayu.
"Cerita la sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih.."
"Camni..aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik masa sesuai tangkap diorang."
"So, ko dapat la tangkap diorang?" tanya hantu B penuh minat.
"Tak. Aku cuma jumpa isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, masa aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ada kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanya isteri aku tapi dia tak mau jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun..Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari cari jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak..." kata hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.
Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika hantu B berkata,
"Apasal kau tak cari kat dalam peti sejuk?"
Kelantan vs ganu
menantu terengganu: mok...kalu mok gi kedaa... Tolong beli 'ketang' 4 kilo........nanti kito bayar
mentua kelantan : bereeehhh..... (selepas mentua pulang dari kedai)
menantu terengganu: loooo.... Bak po mok beli 'ubi ketang' (ubi kentang)... Banyok-banyok ni....
Mentua kelantan : tadi mu kato beli kete(ubi kentang)..... Pah tu kete mano pulakkkk...
Menantu terengganu : bukang ubi 'ketang'.... Kito suruh beli 'ketang'..... Hok ada sepit......(ketam)...
"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?"
"Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.
"Ooo..kesian...aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata hantu A ramah.
"Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal kau tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang." Balas hantu B.
"Dah, aku dah buat dah! In fact masa aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya..." jawab hantu A sayu.
"Cerita la sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih.."
"Camni..aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik masa sesuai tangkap diorang."
"So, ko dapat la tangkap diorang?" tanya hantu B penuh minat.
"Tak. Aku cuma jumpa isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, masa aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ada kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanya isteri aku tapi dia tak mau jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun..Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari cari jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak..." kata hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.
Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika hantu B berkata,
"Apasal kau tak cari kat dalam peti sejuk?"
Kelantan vs ganu
menantu terengganu: mok...kalu mok gi kedaa... Tolong beli 'ketang' 4 kilo........nanti kito bayar
mentua kelantan : bereeehhh..... (selepas mentua pulang dari kedai)
menantu terengganu: loooo.... Bak po mok beli 'ubi ketang' (ubi kentang)... Banyok-banyok ni....
Mentua kelantan : tadi mu kato beli kete(ubi kentang)..... Pah tu kete mano pulakkkk...
Menantu terengganu : bukang ubi 'ketang'.... Kito suruh beli 'ketang'..... Hok ada sepit......(ketam)...
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
relax kejap
1.Cium Isteri
Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:Isteri :Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu? Suami :Kenapa? Isteri :Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu? Suami :Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?'
2.Bunuh Setan
Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau si isteri menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya.'Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/bersetubuh kan bang, dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang
betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan'. Kata si suami 'yerr kerr?' Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai untuk bunuh syaitan kan , betul tak sayanggg? sambil ketawa.. Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata: 'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
Si suami tersenyum panjang.
Selang dua hari kemudian,
si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
'takpe...tunggulah malam'.
Esoknya si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan...bang' .
Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah.
Esoknya si isteri berkata
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... '.
Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ...........
'Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke atau nak bunuh abang'
3.Pak pandir menunjukankan kepandaiannya
Nak dijadikan cerita, suatu hari pak pandir melalui satu lorong yang kecik semasa hendak pulang ke rumahnye.Entah macamana, di tengah perjalanannye tadi dia terjumpe seketul taik yang masih panas. Tapi dia masih konpius sama ada betul ke bende yang dia jumpe tu seketul taik.Oleh kerana kemusykilan yang teramat sangat tu, pak pandir ambil keputusan untuk mengkaji sampel najis berkenaan.
Pak pandir tengok ngan lebih dekat taik tersebut, lalu dia berkata,
'Bentuk macam taik...' Lepas tu dia pegang pulak taik tu, lalu dia berkata,
'Lembik...macam taik.....'
Lepas tu dia ambik sikit taik tu lalu dia hidu
taik tu, lepas tu dia berkata,
'Bau macam taik.'
Oleh kerana pak pandir ni masih ragu-ragu dengan taik tu lalu dia pun mengambil keptusan untuk menjilat sedikit taik tersebut. Sebaik sahaja dia menjilat taik berkenaan dia pun menjerit....
'MEMANG TAIK! NASIB BAIK AKU TAK TERPIJAK!!!'
4.Mamak dapat anak
Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya,tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira dan terus datang kepadanya Ali: Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?
Mamak: Saya bini juga surat India mari.
Ali: Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....
Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby!Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!
Ali:Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?
Mamak:Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik.
Ali: Lerrrrrr.??? ??...kalau 3 tahun tarak balik tu anak siapa? Hahahaha...
5..kisah 2 ekor burung.
Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua.Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung.
Pembeli :Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini...??
Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu $500, sedangkan yang diam itu $1000.
Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.
Penjual: Yaa...memang berbeza, yang berharaga $1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.
6.Belajar bahasa English
Seorang gadis yang Bahasa Ingerisnya kacau-bilau. .. suatu hari terlanggar seorang pelancong US ketika berjalan2 di The mall Gadis:' I'm sorry '
Pelancong:' I'm sorry, too '
Si gadis kelihatan bingung kerana tidak faham apa yang diperkatakan oleh pelancong itu.. dia meneka2 dan terus menjawab..
Gadis:' I'm sorry. three '
Pelancong: ' What are you sorry for? '
Gadis:'I'm sorry, five '
7.Kek Hari jadi...
Seorang lelaki telah pergi ke sebuah kedai kek untuk memesan sebiji kek sempena hari jadi isterinya. 'Apa yang hendak ditulis pada kek ulang tahun ini,encik?' tanya si gadis manis yang bertugas di kaunter kepada lelaki itu.
'Mmmm, tulis saja 'Sayang tidak bertambah tua' di bahagian atas,
kemudian sambung dengan 'Sayang cuma bertambah cantik' di bahagian bawah,'kata lelaki itu. Esoknya, lelaki itu datang mengambil kek yang ditempahnya itu dan terus membawa pulang ke rumah untuk dipersembahkan kepada isterinya yang tersayang di hadapan tetamu-tetamu yang lain. Dan ketika kek itu dibuka di depan isteri dan tetamu undangan yang lain, lelaki itu setengah pengsan ketika membaca tulisan yang tertera di kek itu:
'SAYANG TIDAK BERTAMBAH TUA DI BAHAGIAN ATAS. SAYANG CUMA BERTAMBAH CANTIK DI BAHAGIAN BAWAH.'
8.Anak siapa??
Suzy menyampaikan hasrat hatinya kepada bapanya untuk berkahwin dengan Robert,
Jejaka pilihannya yang juga adalah jiran dan teman sepermainannya sejak kecil lagi.
Suzy :Ayah, Robert melamar saya. Kami mahu berkahwin.
Ayah :Apa? Tidak boleh! Kamu boleh berkahwin dengan sesiapa saja kecuali Robert.
Suzy:Tapi mengapa?
Ayah :(Separuh berbisik) Kerana Robert sebenarnya adalah abangmu.Tapi, jangan beritahu ibumu ye! Terkejut dengan jawapan itu,suzy pergi pula kepada ibunya.
Suzy :Ibu, Ayah melarang saya berkahwin dengan Robert.
Ibu :Tak usah dengar cakap ayah kamu tu. Kamu boleh kahwin dengan sesiapa yang kamu suka termasuk Robert.
Suzi :Tapi kata ayah, Robert itu abang saya.Adik beradik kan tak boleh kahwin..
Ibu :(Separuh berbisik) Hmmm....Ayah kamu pun tak tahu kamu bukan anaknya.
Suzy :Ha!!??!!
Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:Isteri :Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu? Suami :Kenapa? Isteri :Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu? Suami :Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?'
2.Bunuh Setan
Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau si isteri menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya.'Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/bersetubuh kan bang, dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang
betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan'. Kata si suami 'yerr kerr?' Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai untuk bunuh syaitan kan , betul tak sayanggg? sambil ketawa.. Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata: 'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
Si suami tersenyum panjang.
Selang dua hari kemudian,
si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
'takpe...tunggulah malam'.
Esoknya si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan...bang' .
Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah.
Esoknya si isteri berkata
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... '.
Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ...........
'Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke atau nak bunuh abang'
3.Pak pandir menunjukankan kepandaiannya
Nak dijadikan cerita, suatu hari pak pandir melalui satu lorong yang kecik semasa hendak pulang ke rumahnye.Entah macamana, di tengah perjalanannye tadi dia terjumpe seketul taik yang masih panas. Tapi dia masih konpius sama ada betul ke bende yang dia jumpe tu seketul taik.Oleh kerana kemusykilan yang teramat sangat tu, pak pandir ambil keputusan untuk mengkaji sampel najis berkenaan.
Pak pandir tengok ngan lebih dekat taik tersebut, lalu dia berkata,
'Bentuk macam taik...' Lepas tu dia pegang pulak taik tu, lalu dia berkata,
'Lembik...macam taik.....'
Lepas tu dia ambik sikit taik tu lalu dia hidu
taik tu, lepas tu dia berkata,
'Bau macam taik.'
Oleh kerana pak pandir ni masih ragu-ragu dengan taik tu lalu dia pun mengambil keptusan untuk menjilat sedikit taik tersebut. Sebaik sahaja dia menjilat taik berkenaan dia pun menjerit....
'MEMANG TAIK! NASIB BAIK AKU TAK TERPIJAK!!!'
4.Mamak dapat anak
Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya,tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira dan terus datang kepadanya Ali: Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?
Mamak: Saya bini juga surat India mari.
Ali: Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....
Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby!Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!
Ali:Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?
Mamak:Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik.
Ali: Lerrrrrr.??? ??...kalau 3 tahun tarak balik tu anak siapa? Hahahaha...
5..kisah 2 ekor burung.
Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua.Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung.
Pembeli :Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini...??
Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu $500, sedangkan yang diam itu $1000.
Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.
Penjual: Yaa...memang berbeza, yang berharaga $1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.
6.Belajar bahasa English
Seorang gadis yang Bahasa Ingerisnya kacau-bilau. .. suatu hari terlanggar seorang pelancong US ketika berjalan2 di The mall Gadis:' I'm sorry '
Pelancong:' I'm sorry, too '
Si gadis kelihatan bingung kerana tidak faham apa yang diperkatakan oleh pelancong itu.. dia meneka2 dan terus menjawab..
Gadis:' I'm sorry. three '
Pelancong: ' What are you sorry for? '
Gadis:'I'm sorry, five '
7.Kek Hari jadi...
Seorang lelaki telah pergi ke sebuah kedai kek untuk memesan sebiji kek sempena hari jadi isterinya. 'Apa yang hendak ditulis pada kek ulang tahun ini,encik?' tanya si gadis manis yang bertugas di kaunter kepada lelaki itu.
'Mmmm, tulis saja 'Sayang tidak bertambah tua' di bahagian atas,
kemudian sambung dengan 'Sayang cuma bertambah cantik' di bahagian bawah,'kata lelaki itu. Esoknya, lelaki itu datang mengambil kek yang ditempahnya itu dan terus membawa pulang ke rumah untuk dipersembahkan kepada isterinya yang tersayang di hadapan tetamu-tetamu yang lain. Dan ketika kek itu dibuka di depan isteri dan tetamu undangan yang lain, lelaki itu setengah pengsan ketika membaca tulisan yang tertera di kek itu:
'SAYANG TIDAK BERTAMBAH TUA DI BAHAGIAN ATAS. SAYANG CUMA BERTAMBAH CANTIK DI BAHAGIAN BAWAH.'
8.Anak siapa??
Suzy menyampaikan hasrat hatinya kepada bapanya untuk berkahwin dengan Robert,
Jejaka pilihannya yang juga adalah jiran dan teman sepermainannya sejak kecil lagi.
Suzy :Ayah, Robert melamar saya. Kami mahu berkahwin.
Ayah :Apa? Tidak boleh! Kamu boleh berkahwin dengan sesiapa saja kecuali Robert.
Suzy:Tapi mengapa?
Ayah :(Separuh berbisik) Kerana Robert sebenarnya adalah abangmu.Tapi, jangan beritahu ibumu ye! Terkejut dengan jawapan itu,suzy pergi pula kepada ibunya.
Suzy :Ibu, Ayah melarang saya berkahwin dengan Robert.
Ibu :Tak usah dengar cakap ayah kamu tu. Kamu boleh kahwin dengan sesiapa yang kamu suka termasuk Robert.
Suzi :Tapi kata ayah, Robert itu abang saya.Adik beradik kan tak boleh kahwin..
Ibu :(Separuh berbisik) Hmmm....Ayah kamu pun tak tahu kamu bukan anaknya.
Suzy :Ha!!??!!
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Update!
its been quite sometimes i updated this blog. there is so many things happened lately, and the worse of it: my wife just realise that her best friend is a back stabber/two face. what i can do is soothing her and comfort her with what i have. its doesnt matter my love, she's not worth it, and we dont need someone like her in this world, just ignore her, all that matter is how much i love you, do take care darling
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